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Magg 09-19-2004 05:27 PM

So I got a ticket, right after being almost run off the fucking road..
 
im coming back from getting chinese and im at a stoplight in my car, in a lane that merges left just a few hundred feet ahead.

the light turns green, and i start driving normally, getting up to 40mph something like that, and this fucking dualie truck which was souped up as shit comes out of no where from behind me (my lane was empty right before the light turned green) and is trying to fucking race me or some shit and has me pinned on the right side of the road about to go off the road over a concrete sidewalk (i have a low car, that would FUCK me up) and into a building.

I try to speed up and just get infront of him, but the bastard pushes down and i notice the fucking truck is modified pretty well.
so i break, and slide in behind him right as the damn concrete shit starts, and i get majorly pissed off as this assfucker almost fucking killed me.

i switch lanes and shift into 2nd gear, and haul ass up to him and the bitch guns it to and we start speeding down a fucking busy ass road, and im trying to write his license plate number down, the bitch then just fucking playing wtih me, and i decide to do the same, so theres a fucking red light ahead with a shitload of cars backed up, and we're doing 80-85 coming up fast, i was like fuck this guys nuts cause hes in a fucking 2 ton dualie doing 85 or so and theres a whole shitload of stopped cars ahead.

Atleast I can fucking stop soon enough, ive got modded brakes and shit and i know my car, but fuck anyways, i zip infront of him and im really close to the lane infront of me and i brake and stop.the bastard switches lanes and i was for sure i was about to see a huge ass fucking accident, but by some fucking luck hes able to stop like 1cm from a minivan infront of him.

anyways, we start going again and im behind him - we're not going that fast and i dont plan to anymore, im just gonna let the redneck fucker fuck himself, so we're just driving and i see him speed up like shit, im like ok whatever...

so anyways, next thing i know, theres a RED FUCKING LIGHT right on top of my nose (i couldnt see shit cause my cars so low and the truck was so fucking huge, i wasnt riding his bumper either)

i try to fucking stop but im just going to fast and its to short of a distance and i run the light about half way, and would u fucking know it, theres a cop pulling out from the right side who sees the mother fucker truck going 85 or more right thru the light with no brakes and lets him go, and waves me to go because i stopped in the middle of the road and then turns his lights on so i pull into a dairy queen parking lot, and i got a fucking court date.


ME: i tried to fucking stop, i couldnt see the damn fucking light and i was about a car lengths behind the truck, and i tried to stop and i was going considerably slower than the truck.

the mother fucker who:

1) almost ran me off the road and fucked me up
2) almost caused a huge ass accident
3) ran thru a red light right infront of a cop doing 85

gets off fucking scott free, and i get a court date to plead guilty or not, and whatever.

Persius 09-19-2004 05:32 PM

defend your case then ?

Magg 09-19-2004 05:34 PM

i tried explaining what happened to the cop to atleast just get a warning but i still got the ticket, and shit.


i dont think ima plead no guilty cause if i do, i get another court date and i gotta come back and the cop will be there too and we basically have to argue over the details and shit.

and secondly, i doubt ill win, hes a fucking cop the judge will side with him most likely.

Zerof8 09-19-2004 05:37 PM

That sux man!
Unfortunately you were guilty of running the light so you really have no case. Just pay the ticket, thats all you can do.

sexeducation 09-19-2004 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
im coming back from getting chinese and im at a stoplight in my car, in a lane that merges left just a few hundred feet ahead.

the light turns green, and i start driving normally, getting up to 40mph something like that, and this fucking dualie truck which was souped up as shit comes out of no where from behind me (my lane was empty right before the light turned green) and is trying to fucking race me or some shit and has me pinned on the right side of the road about to go off the road over a concrete sidewalk (i have a low car, that would FUCK me up) and into a building.

I try to speed up and just get infront of him, but the bastard pushes down and i notice the fucking truck is modified pretty well.
so i break, and slide in behind him right as the damn concrete shit starts, and i get majorly pissed off as this assfucker almost fucking killed me.

i switch lanes and shift into 2nd gear, and haul ass up to him and the bitch guns it to and we start speeding down a fucking busy ass road, and im trying to write his license plate number down, the bitch then just fucking playing wtih me, and i decide to do the same, so theres a fucking red light ahead with a shitload of cars backed up, and we're doing 80-85 coming up fast, i was like fuck this guys nuts cause hes in a fucking 2 ton dualie doing 85 or so and theres a whole shitload of stopped cars ahead.

Atleast I can fucking stop soon enough, ive got modded brakes and shit and i know my car, but fuck anyways, i zip infront of him and im really close to the lane infront of me and i brake and stop.the bastard switches lanes and i was for sure i was about to see a huge ass fucking accident, but by some fucking luck hes able to stop like 1cm from a minivan infront of him.

anyways, we start going again and im behind him - we're not going that fast and i dont plan to anymore, im just gonna let the redneck fucker fuck himself, so we're just driving and i see him speed up like shit, im like ok whatever...

so anyways, next thing i know, theres a RED FUCKING LIGHT right on top of my nose (i couldnt see shit cause my cars so low and the truck was so fucking huge, i wasnt riding his bumper either)

i try to fucking stop but im just going to fast and its to short of a distance and i run the light about half way, and would u fucking know it, theres a cop pulling out from the right side who sees the mother fucker truck going 85 or more right thru the light with no brakes and lets him go, and waves me to go because i stopped in the middle of the road and then turns his lights on so i pull into a dairy queen parking lot, and i got a fucking court date.


ME: i tried to fucking stop, i couldnt see the damn fucking light and i was about a car lengths behind the truck, and i tried to stop and i was going considerably slower than the truck.

the mother fucker who:

1) almost ran me off the road and fucked me up
2) almost caused a huge ass accident
3) ran thru a red light right infront of a cop doing 85

gets off fucking scott free, and i get a court date to plead guilty or not, and whatever.

WOW ...
it sound like YOU had major road rage ...


I thought your thread was interesting because I have to go to court tomorrow for a traffic violation ...
(gonna beat this one too ...)

TurboAngel 09-19-2004 05:41 PM

I'll tell ya how to get out of it.......find a freind who works on cars and get him to give you a receipt saying your speedometer was broken and he fixed it. Then get an attorney and give him the receipt, you'll get out of it. I know this will work, I have had to do it a few times myself.


:2 cents:

sexeducation 09-19-2004 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboAngel
I'll tell ya how to get out of it.......find a freind who works on cars and get him to give you a receipt saying your speedometer was broken and he fixed it. Then get an attorney and give him the receipt, you'll get out of it. I know this will work, I have had to do it a few times myself.


:2 cents:

If you like lying in court.

The trick is to create reasonable doubt WITHOUT LYING ...

Living For Today 09-19-2004 05:43 PM

Tell it how it is in court.

TurboAngel 09-19-2004 05:44 PM

I didn't lie my car's speedometer never worked, I drove it for 4 years without a speedometer.


:winkwink:

gwilkins 09-19-2004 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
i tried explaining what happened to the cop to atleast just get a warning but i still got the ticket, and shit.


i dont think ima plead no guilty cause if i do, i get another court date and i gotta come back and the cop will be there too and we basically have to argue over the details and shit.

and secondly, i doubt ill win, hes a fucking cop the judge will side with him most likely.

So, basically your defense is, "He made me do it."

LOL :1orglaugh

SpikeHeel 09-19-2004 05:51 PM

that's a mess, pal! sorry for you. :(

sickkittens 09-19-2004 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboAngel
I didn't lie my car's speedometer never worked, I drove it for 4 years without a speedometer.


:winkwink:

Then how did they not get you for not having your car inspected?

TurboAngel 09-19-2004 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sickkittens
Then how did they not get you for not having your car inspected?
My car was inspected every year. Why would I not have it inspected?

Mr Dickovitch 09-19-2004 05:57 PM

That's what ricers like you deserve.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

gwilkins 09-19-2004 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboAngel
My car was inspected every year. Why would I not have it inspected?
I guess it works when your sitting still (reads 00) :Graucho

Magg 09-19-2004 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Dickovitch
That's what ricers like you deserve.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

My car is not riced out, the body is almost stock except for some good looking mods on the tail lights and side lights in the rear, nothing major either, i changed the color of the plastic over the bulbs is all.

Other than that and tons of washing and waxing, its not riced out.

TurboAngel 09-19-2004 06:02 PM

LMFAO!


I don't know why you would say it was sitting at 000, it wasn't broke before I got it. I got to a redneck place to get it inspected. I'm not stupid I like to have all my paper work in order as to how it get's that way doesn't matter.


:winkwink:

Basic_man 09-19-2004 06:08 PM

Fuck man, your story suck !

DaveM 09-19-2004 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
...i was for sure i was about to see a huge ass fucking accident, but by some fucking luck hes able to stop like 1cm from a minivan infront of him.
And what if he would have slammed into that mini van- maybe with kids inside? What would you have proved then?

So what if the guy in the truck was a total asshole? You should have been the better man and backed off. Your road rage in challenging this guy could have gotten someone killed. You would have been just as responsible as he was.

You deserve the ticket. :2 cents:

Magg 09-19-2004 06:18 PM

read the story, the fucker challenged me, and he was going that fast before i did anything, he was going faster than i was!

what he did was his own problem, he was driving like this most likely BEFORE he saw me, and was still doing it AFTER i stopped.


blow me DaveM, im not at fault here.

DaveM 09-19-2004 06:23 PM

He "challenged" you so that's a good excuse to endanger peoples lives? What are you 16? Grow up.

Magg 09-19-2004 06:24 PM

dude what are u talking about? i hardly endangered anyones life, i was almost run off the damn road.

gwilkins 09-19-2004 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
read the story, the fucker challenged me, and he was going that fast before i did anything, he was going faster than i was!

what he did was his own problem, he was driving like this most likely BEFORE he saw me, and was still doing it AFTER i stopped.


blow me DaveM, im not at fault here.

Some people just shouldn't have a drivers license.

BTW, Stop being a whiney bitch, you ran a light and got a ticket .:1orglaugh

Magg 09-19-2004 06:28 PM

you guys are idiots, blow me.

its not like i meant, to run the light, nor did i want to.

im done answering to anyone who replies using their ass.

gwilkins 09-19-2004 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
you guys are idiots, blow me.

its not like i meant, to run the light, nor did i want to.

im done answering to anyone who replies using their ass.

LOL, he made me race him and made me run a light, waaah :1orglaugh

Magg 09-19-2004 06:31 PM

wasnt racing, and he didnt make me run the light, the truck is big my car is small, i couldnt see the light.


the last thing in my mind was that he was going to run a light, if hes still going full speed - you would think the light is green, no?

get the fuck out and use your brain.

DaveM 09-19-2004 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
...the bitch then just fucking playing wtih me, and i decide to do the same, so theres a fucking red light ahead with a shitload of cars backed up, and we're doing 80-85 coming up fast, i was like fuck this guys nuts cause hes in a fucking 2 ton dualie doing 85 or so and theres a whole shitload of stopped cars ahead.

Atleast I can fucking stop soon enough, ive got modded brakes and shit and i know my car, but fuck anyways, i zip infront of him and im really close to the lane infront of me and i brake and stop.the bastard switches lanes and i was for sure i was about to see a huge ass fucking accident, but by some fucking luck hes able to stop like 1cm from a minivan infront of him.

You didn't endager anyones life? Yeah he cut you off- and it looks like you then tried to make him crash into that stopped traffic as payback.

You could have stopped this incident at any time by being the better man and backing off. You got cut off- Boo Fucking Hoo!

Have you ever had someone you live die in a senseless car crash? I have.

Justify it all you want. The bottom line is you lost it with this guy and by playing his game you endangered the lives of everyone else on the road that day.

Morgan 09-19-2004 06:34 PM

Magg.. forgot the last post i asked you about where you were.. u say you're in NB?


hahaa.. funny shit too. sorry, :1orglaugh

you couldnt outrun the dualie?

Magg 09-19-2004 06:35 PM

I DIDNT GET CUT OFF, HE HAD ME PINNED AGAINST AN ENDING LANE, if I hadnt braked hard as shit, he wouldve run me off onto the sidewalk, and possible flipped my car into a wall or building.


the fuck i tried to make him crash, he was in his OWN lane, i was in my OWN, and BEHIND him.


how the hell did i try to make him do anything.

Magg 09-19-2004 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
Magg.. forgot the last post i asked you about where you were.. u say you're in NB?


hahaa.. funny shit too. sorry, :1orglaugh

you couldnt outrun the dualie?


i wasnt trying to outrun it, i wasnt racing it. If I had been it wouldve been no sweat, although i do admit it was a pretty fast fucking dualie.

Veterans Day 09-19-2004 06:39 PM

16 year old wannabe ricer with clear tailight kit:1orglaugh

Sly 09-19-2004 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
you guys are idiots, blow me.

its not like i meant, to run the light, nor did i want to.

im done answering to anyone who replies using their ass.

We're the idiots?

At one point in time he was ahead of you and you were behind him, did you slow down and let him go? Um, no, you decided to be cute and play more road games with him.

Who's the idiot?

You both should have got tickets. You were the easiest target so they nabbed you. Pay the ticket and be glad you didn't kill someone. Things could have been MUCH worse.

I can see you in court... "Your honor, I only beat the red light because the big bad truck was challenging me. He started it! He should go to his room too!"

Stupid kids trying to prove something do this shit. Not "adults".

Magg 09-19-2004 06:41 PM

nope, not clear, and i didnt make my car into a 'racer' looking type thing, its fast stock, i just made it faster.

i changed the rear side lights from red to white, big deal?

Magg 09-19-2004 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly
We're the idiots?

At one point in time he was ahead of you and you were behind him, did you slow down and let him go? Um, no, you decided to be cute and play more road gains with him.

Who's the idiot?

You both should have got tickets. You were the easiest target so they nabbed you. Pay the ticket and be glad you didn't kill someone. Things could have been MUCH worse.

I can see you in court... "Your honor, I only beat the red light because the big bad truck was challenging me. He started it! He should go to his room too!"


I was behind him at all times, the only time i was actually speeding was right after he almost killed me, as i was trying to write his license plate # down.

Veterans Day 09-19-2004 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg


i changed the rear side lights from red to white, big deal?

just like every 16 year old and their shitbox Hondas. AWESOME you fit right in! Let me guess, Altezza's?:1orglaugh

Xtreme Fever 09-19-2004 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
this fucking dualie truck
dualie trucks rule :thumbsup but not in your case

Magg 09-19-2004 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Veterans Day
just like every 16 year old and their shitbox Hondas. AWESOME you fit right in! Let me guess, Altezza's?:1orglaugh
not a honda, and its a unique look for the car i have. looks nothing like a riced out honda

Sly 09-19-2004 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
I was behind him at all times, the only time i was actually speeding was right after he almost killed me, as i was trying to write his license plate # down.
You were behind him at all times? I thought he trapped you against a wall? How did he do that if you were behind him?
Quote:

i switch lanes and shift into 2nd gear, and haul ass up to him and the bitch guns it to and we start speeding down a fucking busy ass road, and im trying to write his license plate number down, the bitch then just fucking playing wtih me, and i decide to do the same, so theres a fucking red light ahead with a shitload of cars backed up, and we're doing 80-85 coming up fast, i was like fuck this guys nuts cause hes in a fucking 2 ton dualie doing 85 or so and theres a whole shitload of stopped cars ahead.

Magg 09-19-2004 06:49 PM

do u guys even know how to read english?

gwilkins 09-19-2004 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
I DIDNT GET CUT OFF, HE HAD ME PINNED AGAINST AN ENDING LANE, if I hadnt braked hard as shit, he wouldve run me off onto the sidewalk, and possible flipped my car into a wall or building.


the fuck i tried to make him crash, he was in his OWN lane, i was in my OWN, and BEHIND him.


how the hell did i try to make him do anything.

You were draggin him to get ahead before your lane ended. You lost, had a big hissy fit, pulled out, passed him on the left and cut him off.

Fucking idiot. Stop lying, it looks bad.

Wilber 09-19-2004 07:58 PM

Quote:

from behind me and is trying to fucking race me

I try to speed up and just get infront of him

the bitch then just fucking playing wtih me, and i decide to do the same


"trying to race you" = your sanity popped when you were passed
"just get in front of him" = you stomped on it, the nuttiness begins
"decide to do the same" = your tailgating him and other crazy shit.

One day when your pimples are gone and you've actually fucked women you'll
realize that cars are transportation and not dick-measuring devices.

The cop gave you the ticket because you pissed him off yakking about your
delusional ramblings about why you run red lights and can't stop at them
like every other driver on the road has no problems doing.

Your parents should cuff you in the back of the head and take your keys away
for a month and if you got another ticket they should sell your car.
Tons of people here drive for years and years and never get pulled over
or run red lights.

BigFish 09-19-2004 08:06 PM

fucking moron. the cop should have cuffed you and threw you in jail.

Magg 09-19-2004 08:14 PM

do u guys not fucking understand english?

I wasnt drag racing him, I DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE WAS THERE UNTIL HE WAS RIGHT ON MY SIDE.


Look image this is the road.

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i was at the part right before it merged, in MY OWN LANE, he was in 2 LANES pinning me to the fucking side, how the fuck is that drag racing?

PLUS, I was doing 40 or less, wtf are you all RETARDS?

Jesus christ, were all your mothers dogs?

AndrewKanuck 09-19-2004 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
do u guys not fucking understand english?

<snip>

Jesus christ, were all your mothers dogs?

Nope, don't understand that one at all.

SureFire 09-19-2004 08:17 PM

Curious who had the right away at the beginning?

Rather than chasing (or racing) for a plate number wouldn?t have been easier just to call 911 from your cell phone and say a modified truck just tried to run you off the road on such and such road?

Ironhorse 09-19-2004 08:25 PM

The meek shall inherit the road?

Magg 09-19-2004 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SureFire
Curious who had the right away at the beginning?

Rather than chasing (or racing) for a plate number wouldn?t have been easier just to call 911 from your cell phone and say a modified truck just tried to run you off the road on such and such road?


I brought something around those lines up to the cop, his first response was, "Why?" and gave me a weird look, i was like 'uh, well wouldnt you go catch him or something'.

Then he gave me an example about how many people speed on the freeway, and asked me what they do if someone calls in someone speeding on the freeway? I stayed quiet, and he answered me with, 'nothing, we'd say, 'uh thanks'. and he made the hanging up motion.

Magg 09-19-2004 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by egonetworks
Nope, don't understand that one at all.

point proven

AndrewKanuck 09-19-2004 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
point proven
When you learn how to speak it, I'm sure we'll understand it fucktard, go back to mommy.

AndrewKanuck 09-19-2004 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magg
Jesus christ, were all your mothers dogs?
Someone with a Retard to English dictionary, please translate.


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