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Grammar Police 09-18-2004 04:03 PM

US Residents - Turn in a dope dealer for cold hard CA$H!
 
Seriously. I just made an easy $1200 for turning in the pothead a couple of doors down. It was obvious he was selling pot (or more) to the numerous people who stopped by his house every evening between 6-10. The police came and kicked in his door a few weeks ago. He just pled guilty and I got $1200 CASH!


Any potheads want to give me their address here? I could use a little more easy money.

Libertine 09-18-2004 04:04 PM

So they're wasting even more money now to fight an unwinnable war which only hurts the economy? (talking about the war on drugs here, not the iraq one)

OsirisID 09-18-2004 04:09 PM

If you're serious, that's fucked up you cheese eating bitch! If anyone ever does some shit like that to me I'd do something to make them suffer for the rest of their lives. Chop off a hand, paralyze them. Something that will always be there to remind them, don't fucking rat!

I'd end up in Jail for that, but at least it would be for something worth it, not for being a pothead/dealer.



:feels-hot :BangBang: :ak47:

masterE 09-18-2004 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OsirisID
If you're serious, that's fucked up you cheese eating bitch! If anyone ever does some shit like that to me I'd do something to make them suffer for the rest of their lives. Chop off a hand, paralyze them. Something that will always be there to remind them, don't fucking rat!

I'd end up in Jail for that, but at least it would be for something worth it, not for being a pothead/dealer.



:feels-hot :BangBang: :ak47:

That is exactly why drugs are illegal, because the politicians only have to point to stupid comments like that, and John Q Public nods his head in agreement that drug users are violent criminals.

Grow up.

pushpills 09-18-2004 04:13 PM

If they were selling H, I'd say good for you, but for pot?

freeadultcontent 09-18-2004 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OsirisID
If you're serious, that's fucked up you cheese eating bitch! If anyone ever does some shit like that to me I'd do something to make them suffer for the rest of their lives. Chop off a hand, paralyze them. Something that will always be there to remind them, don't fucking rat!

I'd end up in Jail for that, but at least it would be for something worth it, not for being a pothead/dealer.



:feels-hot :BangBang: :ak47:

Sadly you could end up with less jail time for lopping off someones hand, killing someone, or even raping someone than you would get as a required mandatory minimum sentance in many drug cases. Remember kiddies, if your pot case goes federal the manditory minimum sentance is 10 to life. Get 10 serve 10.

Murder, rape, chopping of hand, etc. 5-25 with a fantastic chance at 2/3rds or less served.

Grammar Police 09-18-2004 04:21 PM

I really don't know (or care) what they were selling. Pot is illegal and is responsible for a lot of the problems in our society. It doesn't matter what they were selling. They are in jail now and I have a wad of $20 bills in my pocket.

Libertine 09-18-2004 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by masterE
That is exactly why drugs are illegal, because the politicians only have to point to stupid comments like that, and John Q Public nods his head in agreement that drug users are violent criminals.

Grow up.

I use no drugs whatsoever, yet I believe all snitches who meddle in business that does not concern them for any apparent reason whatsoever should be shot.

Grammar Police 09-18-2004 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
I use no drugs whatsoever, yet I believe all snitches who meddle in business that does not concern them for no apparent reason whatsoever should be shot.
I agree. Since this asshole was peddling drugs in my neighborhood, it was my business.

OsirisID 09-18-2004 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by masterE
That is exactly why drugs are illegal, because the politicians only have to point to stupid comments like that, and John Q Public nods his head in agreement that drug users are violent criminals.

Grow up.


Potheads are far from being criminals, violent ones at that. Anyone is likely to do what I said above, pot user/dealer or not. Piss someone off enough and you never what they're capable of.

Harder drugs on the other hand is what makes people steal, freak out and kill, die, etc....Even still, it's not your fucking business what person X is doing. As long as he's not affecting you, or anyone you know or care about keep to yourself.. Or end up fucked up by pissing the wrong person/people off.

BVF 09-18-2004 04:24 PM

hell I smoke weed but I wouldn't want to live next to somebody who had a bunch of people coming over everyday to buy the shit. I would have ratted on him too. I used to live next door to a house that sold weed and there were niggas there EVERY fucking night...Then my moped ended up being stolen.

I'd send a muthafucka to jail in a minute if they sold that shit near my house that I live in now.

OsirisID 09-18-2004 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
I really don't know (or care) what they were selling. Pot is illegal and is responsible for a lot of the problems in our society. It doesn't matter what they were selling. They are in jail now and I have a wad of $20 bills in my pocket.

Pot is responsible for what type of problems? This one has me a curious.. :1orglaugh

Libertine 09-18-2004 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
I agree. Since this asshole was peddling drugs in my neighborhood, it was my business.
Not unless they were actively interfering with your life. And no, having to see them every day is not an excuse.

PenisFace 09-18-2004 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
I use no drugs whatsoever, yet I believe all snitches who meddle in business that does not concern them for any apparent reason whatsoever should be shot.
If the dealer has connections, he knows who ratted him out by now... I'd say grammar police is fucked.

Steen2 09-18-2004 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OsirisID
If you're serious, that's fucked up you cheese eating bitch! If anyone ever does some shit like that to me I'd do something to make them suffer for the rest of their lives. Chop off a hand, paralyze them. Something that will always be there to remind them, don't fucking rat!

I'd end up in Jail for that, but at least it would be for something worth it, not for being a pothead/dealer.



:feels-hot :BangBang: :ak47:

stfu

masterE 09-18-2004 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OsirisID
Potheads are far from being criminals, violent ones at that. Anyone is likely to do what I said above, pot user/dealer or not. Piss someone off enough and you never what they're capable of.

Harder drugs on the other hand is what makes people steal, freak out and kill, die, etc....Even still, it's not your fucking business what person X is doing. As long as he's not affecting you, or anyone you know or care about keep to yourself.. Or end up fucked up by pissing the wrong person/people off.

Yes, but my point is, why make comments like that?

I think weed should be legal, granted I haven't smoked it in probably ten to twelves years, but I still think that with the legalization of weed, then some of the harder drugs wouldn't be near as attractive to younger kids.

And yes, a snitch is a snitch, and snitches should get what they have coming to them. One good soap and sock party usually deters a first time snitch from ever opening his mouth again.

I'm not defending the thread starters actions, I'm just pointing out that we all want change, yet we don't try and change our actions in order to get change.

Grammar Police 09-18-2004 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
Not unless they were actively interfering with your life. And no, having to see them every day is not an excuse.
Yes, it is an excuse. When there are junkies not more than 150 feet from where my son plays, it is my fucking business.

Grammar Police 09-18-2004 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OsirisID
Pot is responsible for what type of problems? This one has me a curious.. :1orglaugh
Health problems, apathy, crime, paranoia, social disorders...need I continue?

masterE 09-18-2004 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
I really don't know (or care) what they were selling. Pot is illegal and is responsible for a lot of the problems in our society. It doesn't matter what they were selling. They are in jail now and I have a wad of $20 bills in my pocket.
I'm curious as to what problems pot causes in society also.

I have yet heard of a shortage of food due to a munchies epidemic.

masterE 09-18-2004 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Health problems, apathy, crime, paranoia, social disorders...need I continue?
Oh, okay.....


So, have you ever fired one up?

If not, then hush, your ass is showing....

Libertine 09-18-2004 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Yes, it is an excuse. When there are junkies not more than 150 feet from where my son plays, it is my fucking business.
Marijuana junkies? :1orglaugh
You sound like you've been smoking some good shit yourself :glugglug

masterE 09-18-2004 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Yes, it is an excuse. When there are junkies not more than 150 feet from where my son plays, it is my fucking business.
There is a world of difference between someone who smokes weed (pothead) and a junkie.

So, was this a crack dealer, or a hippie selling weed?

Wilber 09-18-2004 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Health problems, apathy, crime, paranoia, social disorders...need I continue?
Your parents are cousins aren't they.

Grammar Police 09-18-2004 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
Marijuana junkies? :1orglaugh
You sound like you've been smoking some good shit yourself :glugglug

Someday you might learn what it's like to be a responsible member of society. Until then, please don't have kids.

Grammar Police 09-18-2004 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by masterE
There is a world of difference between someone who smokes weed (pothead) and a junkie.

So, was this a crack dealer, or a hippie selling weed?

Who knows, who cares? I got $1200 for it and they are out of my neighborhood. Who could ask for more?

Libertine 09-18-2004 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Someday you might learn what it's like to be a responsible member of society. Until then, please don't have kids.
Ignorance makes you a responsible member of society now? :1orglaugh

BlueFly 09-18-2004 04:52 PM

Hey dude, can I borrow $1200?

Hustlin Entertainment 09-18-2004 04:56 PM

Karma will serve it's ways with you.....It really wasn't your business....what they were doing.....It's actually NONE and ABSOLUTELY NONE of your business you nosy fuck...You catch your children at an early age raise them right and he won't be a pothead...it's that simple.

Grammar Police 09-18-2004 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
Ignorance makes you a responsible member of society now? :1orglaugh
This is exactly what I meant by my remark about apathy. Fortunately there are people like me to make up for other's shortcomings.

masterE 09-18-2004 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Health problems, apathy, crime, paranoia, social disorders...need I continue?
Still waiting on an answer to my question, if you missed it, here it is again:

Have you ever smoked weed?

Grammar Police 09-18-2004 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hustlin Entertainment
Karma will serve it's ways with you.....It really wasn't your business....what they were doing.....It's actually NONE and ABSOLUTELY NONE of your business you nosy fuck...You catch your children at an early age raise them right and he won't be a pothead...it's that simple.
How can you think that a drug dealer 2 doors down isn't my business? That's just stupid. I'll bet you live in a trailer, don't you?

Grammar Police 09-18-2004 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by masterE
Still waiting on an answer to my question, if you missed it, here it is again:

Have you ever smoked weed?


Never.

Libertine 09-18-2004 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
This is exactly what I meant by my remark about apathy. Fortunately there are people like me to make up for other's shortcomings.
What you meant by your remark about apathy is that you yourself are an uninformed fool who spouts complete nonsense? :eek7
In language, grammar comes second to clarity :2 cents:

woj 09-18-2004 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hustlin Entertainment
Karma will serve it's ways with you.....It really wasn't your business....what they were doing.....It's actually NONE and ABSOLUTELY NONE of your business you nosy fuck...You catch your children at an early age raise them right and he won't be a pothead...it's that simple.
no kidding

funny thing though is that Grammar Police thinks he scored $1200 for helping out his community...

Grammar Police 09-18-2004 05:06 PM

http://www.travel-wise.com/europe/pinocchio/puppet.jpg

:1orglaugh

woj 09-18-2004 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
http://www.travel-wise.com/europe/pinocchio/puppet.jpg

:1orglaugh

Great pic. Goverment is pulling the strings, and the puppet is you.

perfect example: "Health problems, apathy, crime, paranoia, social disorders...need I continue?"

Grammar Police 09-18-2004 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by woj
Great pic. Goverment is pulling the strings, and the puppet is you.

perfect example: "Health problems, apathy, crime, paranoia, social disorders...need I continue?"

It was a well planned troll, moron. I smoke on weekends, have no kids, my nearest neighbor is almost 200 yards away and I haven't turned anyone in for anything. Who is the puppet now?

woj 09-18-2004 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
It was a well planned troll, moron. I smoke on weekends, have no kids, my nearest neighbor is almost 200 yards away and I haven't turned anyone in for anything. Who is the puppet now?
you are so clever... here is a cookie for doing a good job :thumbsup

http://www.martinsburg.com/wv.recipes/cookie.jpg

OsirisID 09-18-2004 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Health problems, apathy, crime, paranoia, social disorders...need I continue?
Health problems.. I don't have any. Weed is not pumped full of lethal chemicals like Cigarettes are. I'm a non-smoker..


Apathy...Wrong, I'm Empathetic when I need to be.

Crime.. I don't commit any, unless of course you count smoking weed.

Paranoia.. This has nothing to do with smoking weed for me. I am a fucked up person mentally and weed actually helps. It's like a form of prozac for me. I was paranoid before I started smoking weed so I know it's not weeds fault.

Once again... doesn't apply to me.


Steen2 :1orglaugh

brand0n 09-18-2004 05:28 PM

http://www.ca.uky.edu/agc/pubs/id/id115/rat.gif

masterE 09-18-2004 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
It was a well planned troll, moron. I smoke on weekends, have no kids, my nearest neighbor is almost 200 yards away and I haven't turned anyone in for anything. Who is the puppet now?
You are the puppet, for taking time out of your life to think up ways to annoy the members of GFY. GFY controls you....

Hello puppet boy.

wtfent 09-18-2004 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
Seriously. I just made an easy $1200 for turning in the pothead a couple of doors down. It was obvious he was selling pot (or more) to the numerous people who stopped by his house every evening between 6-10. The police came and kicked in his door a few weeks ago. He just pled guilty and I got $1200 CASH!


Any potheads want to give me their address here? I could use a little more easy money.

What an asshole.

DimeStoreNovel 09-18-2004 08:18 PM

why fuck around like that?
just get some gas or better yet naphta and burn there asses out.
they wont come back.

Guitar Riff 09-18-2004 08:28 PM

Hope ya bank that 1200.00 cause chances are a pot dealer reads GFY or an aquaintance will. so you prolly will get the ass beating of a lifetime over it. and 1200.00 aint gonna pay shit when ya eat through a straw for a few months.

Ironhorse 09-18-2004 10:36 PM

There is nothing lower than a snitch. Enjoy hell fucker. Karma is a bitch. Look over your shoulder.

Goatse 09-18-2004 10:47 PM

Too bad there's no program like it around here. I'd have a decent shot at becoming a millionaire.

BRISK 09-18-2004 10:52 PM

ummm....why do you get $1200 for turning in a drug dealer?

Lorenzo_Lameass 09-18-2004 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
Not unless they were actively interfering with your life. And no, having to see them every day is not an excuse.
Actually, my pot selling neighbor came on my property with a loaded gun last year looking for the person who stole her pot. The cops did not even give her a warning. In fact, they chewed me out for not calling earlier in the day.

I was told she can walk on my property with a gun unless I get a no trespassing sign.





:321GFY the cops

Lorenzo_Lameass 09-18-2004 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grammar Police
It was a well planned troll, moron. I smoke on weekends, have no kids, my nearest neighbor is almost 200 yards away and I haven't turned anyone in for anything. Who is the puppet now?
:1orglaugh

pornkitten 09-18-2004 11:06 PM

I think pot should be legalized and sold by the government. We could put more money in schools, have a police force that gets paid and wants to take care of child molesters and violent rapists and money for the homeless. People are going to smoke anyway they should make this a good thing, I dont smoke btw I believe in right to pursuit of happiness.


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