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xenigo 09-18-2004 02:16 AM

do potatos go bad??
 
I bought a bag of potatos a few weeks ago from Costco and I smelled something REALLY weird eminating from my pantry this afternoon. Wasn't quite sure what it was, but I thought it might have been these limes I bought.

They looked a little old, so I threw them out. Well I came back home tonight to find the weird smell still hasn't gone away. I waked into the pantry, and almost fucking died!

So I figured it must be the potatos. I picked up the bag, and there's this nasty brown goo that dribbled all over a couple cases of bottled water, and formed a pretty big puddle underneath, dripped all the way out the door.

Fucking disgusting shit, but I didn't know potatos did this shit??? Is this normal???

tical 09-18-2004 02:18 AM

ya man, happened to me not too long ago

smells like fish or something

xenigo 09-18-2004 02:20 AM

Worse than fish! Smells like a dead body. I don't even know what a dead body smells like, but this has gotta be up there. It made me come soooo close to yaking, I fucking had to run to the sink gagging... it was disgusting.

foolio 09-18-2004 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
I picked up the bag, and there's this nasty brown goo that dribbled all over a couple cases of bottled water, and formed a pretty big puddle underneath, dripped all the way out the door.

Topic title: do potatos go bad??

do you really need to ask that after you typed about the brown liquid goo that dripped from them?

:eek7

xenigo 09-18-2004 02:26 AM

Dude, do I look like a chef? Or how about a botanist? No, I'm a pornographer. I had no idea this shit could happen, or I would have tossed them a week ago.

God DAMN I'm never buying potatoes again. Fuck that!

Oh and for all of those that also didn't know potatoes are capable of stinking up your entire house, here's a very informative blog.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/its...ck/180096.html

freeadultcontent 09-18-2004 02:28 AM

If you store them in those stupid plastic bags and or in a damp enviroment they will go rancid and begin to decompose.
All root veggies should be stored in a cool, dark, moisture free area. I do not have the luxury of having a root celler, so I got some rubbermaid boxes spray painted the outsides black, then filled it mostly with sterilized sand. I just burry my carrots, potatoes, turnips etc in them.
Onions on the other hand like plenty of air ciculation, so I hang them in my pantry.

stocktrader23 09-18-2004 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
If you store them in those stupid plastic bags and or in a damp enviroment they will go rancid and begin to decompose.
All root veggies should be stored in a cool, dark, moisture free area. I do not have the luxury of having a root celler, so I got some rubbermaid boxes spray painted the outsides black, then filled it mostly with sterilized sand. I just burry my carrots, potatoes, turnips etc in them.
Onions on the other hand like plenty of air ciculation, so I hang them in my pantry.


:eek7 :eek7 :eek7

xenigo 09-18-2004 02:31 AM

This is crazy. Thanks for the heads up man, I had no idea vegetables could wreak so much havok.

freeadultcontent 09-18-2004 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
:eek7 :eek7 :eek7
Yes I am seriously into food. It is one of my main passions and hobbies.

Satisfaction 09-18-2004 06:32 AM

yeh thet do and they smelll sooooooooooooo fucking bad its not funny! aarrr..

foolio 09-18-2004 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by freeadultcontent
If you store them in those stupid plastic bags and or in a damp enviroment they will go rancid and begin to decompose.
All root veggies should be stored in a cool, dark, moisture free area. I do not have the luxury of having a root celler, so I got some rubbermaid boxes spray painted the outsides black, then filled it mostly with sterilized sand. I just burry my carrots, potatoes, turnips etc in them.
Onions on the other hand like plenty of air ciculation, so I hang them in my pantry.

holy shit man -- I just eat the fuckers when I get them....

xclusive 09-18-2004 10:58 AM

Any organic thing will eventually go bad...

CheneyRumsfeld 09-18-2004 11:00 AM

in the hot weather keep your potatoes in the refrigerator.

or you will be sorry.


:thumbsup

Red Ezra 09-18-2004 11:57 AM

yes - they turn black and grow roots - beyond food at that point

Goatse 09-19-2004 12:08 AM

I buy dry potato flakes instead. It costs more, but they don't go bad. Plus you don't have to peel the damn things.

Diabolical Cord 09-19-2004 12:13 AM

Not only do they smell and produce a brown goo, they also start sprouting, too.

myneid 09-19-2004 12:14 AM

yea, make sure you store them in a cool, dark not damp place and it will extend their life.
i can keep a bag good for about 30-60 days.

one great tip that i got from martha stewart (the only one i use) is put an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
for some reason they dont grow roots as fast and they dont go bad as fast.

uno 09-19-2004 12:29 AM

It's safe to say they are bad.

freeadultcontent 09-19-2004 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goatse
I buy dry potato flakes instead. It costs more, but they don't go bad. Plus you don't have to peel the damn things.
Love to see you bake one of those :)

By the way, yes they do go bad. Just last longer due to the dehydration and chemical additives.

graphicsbytia 09-19-2004 12:36 AM

this is a pretty funny thread :1orglaugh

VeriSexy 09-19-2004 12:40 AM

Just freeze them next time :1orglaugh

Lycanthrope 09-19-2004 12:44 AM

http://www.constanceehrlich.com/Mr.%20Potato%20Head.jpg

Pornopat 09-19-2004 01:05 AM

They might look bad but you can still eat them. The older they get the more wonderfull the sensation you get when you eat them.
The colours man....spectacular!

BrainDead 09-19-2004 11:54 PM

yes! it really can happen! potatoes need to be put in the frige. it happened to me a lot of times!

Serge Litehead 09-20-2004 12:04 AM

i'm shocked, i need a cigarette right now.

digifan 09-20-2004 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornopat
They might look bad but you can still eat them. The older they get the more wonderfull the sensation you get when you eat them.
The colours man....spectacular!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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