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TheLegacy 09-17-2004 11:19 PM

Jessica Simpson to play in Dukes of Hazzard??
 
May have been posted before, I didnt see it, but wtf is with this?


LOS ANGELES, California (Hollywood Reporter) -- Pop star Jessica Simpson has been cast as Daisy Duke in the big-screen remake of "The Dukes of Hazzard," a project that essentially marks her feature film debut.

Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville already had been cast as Bo and Luke Duke, respectively, in the Warner Bros. project. Jay Chandrasekhar is directing. A start date has not yet been set.


http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movi....simpson.reut/

xclusive 09-17-2004 11:23 PM

I think it's going to rock seeing her in the "Daisy Dukes" shorts...

TurboTrucker 09-17-2004 11:24 PM

No shit way to go, Daisy was a smart brunette not a dumb blonde.

TheLegacy 09-17-2004 11:24 PM

we really need to photoshop that idea

Spunky 09-17-2004 11:24 PM

:thumbsup Nice

MandyBlake 09-17-2004 11:25 PM

Yeah its been posted before.
I can't see her acting worth a shit.
I'm sure they could have found a hot looking brunette who could act.

TheLegacy 09-17-2004 11:28 PM

http://aldo063.free.fr/23%20D%E9cemb...mpson2_010.jpg

TheLegacy 09-17-2004 11:29 PM

http://aldo063.free.fr/23%20D%E9cemb...mpson2_012.jpg

TheLegacy 09-17-2004 11:30 PM

http://aldo063.free.fr/23%20D%E9cemb...mpson2_015.jpg

pornguy 09-17-2004 11:31 PM

She does not have the tits for that part.

How about the ass?

TheLegacy 09-17-2004 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornguy
She does not have the tits for that part.

How about the ass?


http://aldo063.free.fr/23%20D%E9cemb...mpson3_014.jpg

Vitasoy 09-17-2004 11:39 PM

Those pics are just WOW. :Graucho

ChrisExtreme 09-18-2004 01:30 AM

Cool deal, Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke :thumbsup :thumbsup

Doctor Dre 09-18-2004 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboTrucker
No shit way to go, Daisy was a smart brunette not a dumb blonde.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

She gotta be playing a game thought cauz she's really too dumb to exist

DWB 09-18-2004 01:32 AM

NICE cleavage... anyone have more?

SGS 09-18-2004 01:47 AM

Big-screen remake of The Dukes of Hazzard?

Bound to be a blockbuster. lol

Manowar 09-18-2004 01:53 AM

will she even be able to learn the lines ?

Vitasoy 09-18-2004 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
will she even be able to learn the lines ?

If she can remember singing lyrics, why not. :)

Broda 09-18-2004 02:06 AM

I wonder if BossHawg will be playing the part of Boss Hawg :1orglaugh

dennisthemenace 09-18-2004 05:25 AM

That's too bad, I think Nikki Cox would have been a better choice :2 cents:

Satisfaction 09-18-2004 07:09 AM

yeh dont know about her acting... but she is fucking hot!

biglou 09-18-2004 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MandyBlake
Yeah its been posted before.
I can't see her acting worth a shit.
I'm sure they could have found a hot looking brunette who could act.

I'm not sure one really needs to be a graduate of the Royal Academy to tackle the role of Daisy Duke. Catherine Bach couldn't act her way out of a wet bag, and she handled the role well. It's all about looking good in the shorts and top (and hopefully less.)

TheLegacy 09-18-2004 08:27 AM

maybe jessica will be a role model for all girls - short shorts and a tank top?


http://www.hissandpop.com/celebritie...photos/004.jpg


http://www-utenti.dsc.unibo.it/~mbar...i/hazard11.jpg

zzgundamnzz 09-18-2004 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dennisthemenace
That's too bad, I think Nikki Cox would have been a better choice :2 cents:
Nikki Cox would fit the part nicely... huge tits and nice round ass.

Vanilla DeVille 09-18-2004 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dennisthemenace
That's too bad, I think Nikki Cox would have been a better choice :2 cents:
Actually, I think Carmen Electra would have been the perfect match. :2 cents:

dennisthemenace 09-18-2004 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vanilla
Actually, I think Carmen Electra would have been the perfect match. :2 cents:

If we're talking perfect matches you should be looking in the mirror right about now. :thumbsup

TheLegacy 09-18-2004 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Nikki Cox would fit the part nicely... huge tits and nice round ass.
good choice, although I think they are going for star power here

http://www.celebrityshome.com/nikki_...s/nikki033.jpg

DatingGold 09-18-2004 11:28 AM

i think she's a good fit

Vanilla DeVille 09-18-2004 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dennisthemenace
If we're talking perfect matches you should be looking in the mirror right about now. :thumbsup
WOW... thanks, babe!!! :winkwink:


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