Heaven and Hell....Hahahaha

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  • fatal attraction
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 6522

    #1

    Heaven and Hell....Hahahaha

    There were two brothers. One was very good and tried to always live
    right and be helpful. His brother, on the other hand, was bad and did all
    the things that men should not do and didn't care who he hurt.

    The bad brother died. He was still missed by his brother since he
    loved him despite his ways.
    Finally, years later, the good brother died and went to Heaven. Everything was beautiful and wonderful there and he was very happy.

    One day he asked God where his brother was, as he hadn't seen him there.
    God said that he was sorry but his brother lived a terrible life and
    went to Hell instead. The good brother then asked God if there was any way
    for him to see his brother. So God gave him the power of vision to see into
    Hell and there was his brother. He was sitting on a bench with a keg of beer
    under one arm and a gorgeous blonde on the other.

    Confused, the good brother said to God, "I am so happy that you let me into Heaven with You. It is so beautiful here and I love it. But I don't understand, if my brother was bad enough to go to Hell, why does he have the keg of beer and a gorgeous blonde. It hardly seems like a punishment".
    God said unto him,

    "Things are not always as they seem, my son.

    The keg has a hole in it; the blonde does not."

  • Screaming
    I can change this!!!!!
    • Feb 2004
    • 18972

    #2
    thats good stuff there!!!!!!

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    • SteveLightspeed
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2001
      • 7940

      #3
      So what's stopping the bad brother from titty-fucking the blonde?

      When you get lemons, make lemonade...
      Abra-cadabra!

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      • fatal attraction
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2003
        • 6522

        #4
        Originally posted by Lightspeed
        So what's stopping the bad brother from titty-fucking the blonde?

        When you get lemons, make lemonade...

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        • Rankings
          • Jan 2004
          • 10633

          #5
          would never have thought this was gonna be a joke thread. got a laugh out of me
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          • Chaldoray
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            • Jul 2003
            • 2868

            #6

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