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TurboAngel 09-17-2004 06:44 PM

What kind is it? (pic)
 
I have a new pet but don't know what kind of spider he is. Ivan tried to take him out with no luck. He has made the back door his new home.



http://www.turboface.com/misc/spider1.jpg

http://www.turboface.com/misc/spider2.jpg

http://www.turboface.com/misc/spider3.jpg

http://www.turboface.com/misc/spider4.jpg

Chaldoray 09-17-2004 06:45 PM

:helpme

NoCarrier 09-17-2004 06:48 PM

http://www.turboface.com/misc/spider1.jpg

I didn't know that spiders could use condoms.

DimeStoreNovel 09-17-2004 06:50 PM

I don't know.
but I have something very similar on my livingroom window.
little guy now has a web that covers the whole window.
anything gets in his web and its dinner.

Screaming 09-17-2004 06:50 PM

yuk woman! i hate those fuckers!

TurboAngel 09-17-2004 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DimeStoreNovel
I don't know.
but I have something very similar on my livingroom window.
little guy now has a web that covers the whole window.
anything gets in his web and its dinner.

He has the whole doorway for his web. I just about walked into it the first time I saw him.

DimeStoreNovel 09-17-2004 07:05 PM

yes I have had that experience, not much fun eh?

Satan 09-17-2004 07:07 PM

It's an orb web spider, not poisonous, sharp fags though
:winkwink:

BitterPen 09-17-2004 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Satan
It's an orb web spider, not poisonous, sharp fags though
:winkwink:


Damn fag spiders... :1orglaugh

DimeStoreNovel 09-17-2004 07:09 PM

I am not trying to creep you out but, some spiders can give a nasty bite, one got me while sleeping on the lip and I looked like Donald Duck in the morning, lip all swelled up.

BitterPen 09-17-2004 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DimeStoreNovel
I am not rying to creep you out but, some spiders can give a nasty bite, one got me while sleeping on the lip and I looked like Donald Duck in the morning, lip all swelled up.

They don't have to be poisonous to hurt like a mofo! :thumbsup

And most spiders have small amounts of poison, even if it doesn't normally harm humans... Like Daddy Long Legs. They have poison... but it doesn't hurt us... :)

TurboAngel 09-17-2004 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Satan
It's an orb web spider, not poisonous, sharp fags though
:winkwink:

Ahhh...... well as long as he's getting the bug's and not me I will let him live in my doorway.


:glugglug

Deepai 09-17-2004 07:27 PM

loooks like a spider, but I'm wasted.

TurboAngel 09-17-2004 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deepai
loooks like a spider, but I'm wasted.
LMAO!


:winkwink:

Vitasoy 09-17-2004 08:19 PM

That's one scary ass arachnid.

TheSenator 09-17-2004 08:23 PM

i'm fucked up....but I would boil it and dip in butter....

Satisfaction 09-17-2004 08:32 PM

ahh... cant stand spiders!! freaky shit..

EpicLisa 09-17-2004 09:03 PM

i have a spider on my deck that looks a lot like that one. i've been collecting live bugs for the last four days and putting them in its web. within minutes the spider is wrapping the bug in a web and then "eats" it . . . i think it is one of the coolest natural things i've ever seen:thumbsup

pornguy 09-17-2004 09:05 PM

You can probably have the fangs removed, but I will say, that finding a leash for him will be tough.

digifan 09-17-2004 09:15 PM

You got some interesting pets, hon :1orglaugh
I have no problem with spiders either btw.

cool1 09-17-2004 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Satan
It's an orb web spider, not poisonous, sharp fags though
:winkwink:

Yep its a garden orb weaver

CheneyRumsfeld 09-17-2004 09:18 PM

nasty looking critter, must have snuck in from the middle east.

S P A N N O W 09-17-2004 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BitterPen
They don't have to be poisonous to hurt like a mofo! :thumbsup

And most spiders have small amounts of poison, even if it doesn't normally harm humans... Like Daddy Long Legs. They have poison... but it doesn't hurt us... :)

ACTUALLY, the daddy long legs is the most venemous of the domestic spiders - it's fangs however are too small to penetrate human skin and therefore they can't hurt us. In the unlikely event that you're another spider though - beware as they will fuck you up :Graucho

Quickdraw 09-17-2004 10:08 PM

I have one too, didn't know what it was, just called it hairy..(thanks for posting,now I know :))
Couldn't hold very still for the shot..
http://www.topfigure.com/images/hairy.jpg

I don't know know what kind this one is either--
I caught it in a small bag and then froze it by holding a compressed air can upside down and dripping the liquid on it.

http://www.topfigure.com/images/size-compare.jpg
http://www.topfigure.com/images/spider-fangs.jpg
http://www.topfigure.com/images/spider-face.jpg

block 09-17-2004 10:13 PM

Dunno but its ugly as shit.

SexuallyDriven 09-17-2004 11:56 PM

:helpme

Thomas N 09-17-2004 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spannow
ACTUALLY, the daddy long legs is the most venemous of the domestic spiders - it's fangs however are too small to penetrate human skin and therefore they can't hurt us. In the unlikely event that you're another spider though - beware as they will fuck you up :Graucho
WRONG. That is a complete myth. You just got chumped by one really old lame urban legend that by now I woulda thought everyone knew was false.

railz 09-18-2004 12:00 AM

Jezus fucking tapdancing christ.

I'm not sleeping for a while now.

ytcracker 09-18-2004 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SwordFish
WRONG. That is a complete myth. You just got chumped by one really old lame urban legend that by now I woulda thought everyone knew was false.
http://www.snopes.com/critters/wild/longlegs.htm

There is no reference to any pholcid spider biting a human and causing any detrimental reaction. If these spiders were indeed deadly poisonous but couldn't bite humans, then the only way we would know that they are poisonous is by milking them and injecting the venom into humans. For a variety of reasons including Amnesty International and a humanitarian code of ethics, this research has never been done. Furthermore, there are no toxicological studies testing the lethality of pholcid venom on any mammalian system (this is usually done with mice). Therefore, no information is available on the likely toxic effects of their venom in humans, so the part of the myth about their being especially poisonous is just that: a myth. There is no scientific basis for the supposition that they are deadly poisonous and there is no reason to assume that it is true.


hasnt really been proven or disproven

Vitasoy 09-18-2004 12:05 AM

" froze it by holding a compressed air can upside down and dripping the liquid on it."



haha that is pretty kewl, I'm going to have to try that :D

neverlearn 09-18-2004 12:12 AM

Its pretty common knowledge the average human consumes an average of five spiders in their sleep throughout a lifetime
Sweet Dreams

Manowar 09-18-2004 04:39 AM

looks really creepy

xenigo 09-18-2004 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker
Therefore, no information is available on the likely toxic effects of their venom in humans, so the part of the myth about their being especially poisonous is just that: a myth.


hasnt really been proven or disproven

Let's test it on SexPed, and maybe we'll use Strats as the control.

TurboAngel 09-18-2004 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenigo
Let's test it on SexPed, and maybe we'll use Strats as the control.
Sounds good to me.





:winkwink:

Reak 09-18-2004 07:38 AM

that's freaky angel

brand0n 09-18-2004 07:41 AM

kill it

Nylz 09-18-2004 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by neverlearn
Its pretty common knowledge the average human consumes an average of five spiders in their sleep throughout a lifetime
Sweet Dreams

Yeah thanks... :uhoh

TurboAngel 09-18-2004 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
kill it
I can't kill him, he eat's all the bug's.







:winkwink:

loverboy 09-18-2004 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
kill it
:thumbsup :thumbsup

Turboface 09-18-2004 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
kill it
She won't let me.

gangbangjoe 09-18-2004 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
http://www.turboface.com/misc/spider1.jpg

I didn't know that spiders could use condoms.




:1orglaugh

John_Doe 09-18-2004 10:55 AM

I hate spiders.

Nanda 09-18-2004 10:57 AM

I really don't like spiders!! I think my basement has some, I try to stay away from there! Can't you move it out of your door way? LOL...:1orglaugh

Ron2k1 09-18-2004 11:03 AM

I'm glad those nasty creatures don't live in my area

TurboAngel 09-18-2004 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nanda
I really don't like spiders!! I think my basement has some, I try to stay away from there! Can't you move it out of your door way? LOL...:1orglaugh

I did move him to the window but he didn't like it there.


:glugglug


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