Paris Hilton's Bitch List!!!
 

OH GOD! OH GOD! OH FUCKING GOD!!!!!

ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LISTENING NOW?

HERE IS THE LATEST ON THE BIGGEST FUCKING SCANDAL SINCE THE MOVIE 'WATERWORLD'.

THIS NEW LEGAL CONSULTANT PARIS HILTON GOT WORKING FOR HER, IS THE SHIT! IT IS LIKE HIS EYES RADIATE LIGHTNING!

I GUESS YOU COULD SAY 'HE'LL KNOW IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD."

HERE ARE MORE NAMES ON PARIS HILTON'S CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT.

HE REFERS TO THIS LIST AS 'MISS HILTON'S BITCH LIST'.

9. CAMERON DIAZ AND HER LAWYERS
10. ALISON EASTWOOD AND HER LAWYERS
11. TIGER WOODS AND HIS LAWYERS
12. JOHN CUSSACK AND HIS LAWYERS
13. HUGH HEFNER AND HIS LAWYERS
14. RON JEREMY AND HIS LAWYERS

FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, THESE FUCKHEADS IN HOLLYWODD WANTED TO MAKE AN 'EASY BUCK' AND THIS IS HOW THESE IDIOTS CHOOSE TO DO IT.

THEY SET PARIS HILTON UP, MADE MONEY AND SPLIT IT AMONG THEMSELVES.

LISTEN MOTHERFUCKERS, THIS SINISTER CONSPIRACY IS GETTING UGLIER BY THE FUCKING DAY. ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO COMPENSATE US FOR THE TIME WE SPENT SELLING THIS SHIT?


FUCK, THIS NEW LEGAL CONSULTANT IS EVEN REFERRING TO THE MEN AS, 'BITCHES', BECAUSE HE SAYS WHEN THIS NEW LEGAL TEAM GETS DONE WITH THESE 'COWARDS' IN THE COURTROOM, THEY WON'T HAVE ANY BALLS.

BYE

great sig spot

Caps lock.

Prozac. :thumbsup

:thumbsup

nut

HUH ??:helpme

i imagine these are the same words your mother and father cry out often over you.

:helpme

Are you doing drugs?

I sell cheap prozac...contact me for web address.

Wow hun, you need some help.


:eek7

Waterworld was a wicked film, :helpme :1orglaugh

you left off the olsen twins and their lawyers

If this freak and sexed posted in the same thread I bet the internet would explode.

[Insert "How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up and a new caps lock key" image here]

get off the pipe while you can kid

Fuck, you're stupid. Learn to use a fucking caps lock. This isn't AOL bitch.

:1orglaugh

who is this person?

I HAVE MORE NEWS !!

THESE PEOPLE IN HOLLYWOOD THINK YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!

1. JOHN CUSSACK
2. TOM CRUISE
3. CAMERON DIAZ
4. BRITNEY SPEARS
5. MARY-KATE OLSEN
6. JOHN STAMOS
7. ANDY DICK
8. SHAUN CASSIDY
9. FREDDIE PRINZE JR.
10. BOB VILLA

that was a rhetorical question, right?

It's on the left. Use it.

What is this all about?

Ohh man this made my day :)

This is the stupidest game I've ever seen on here.

CuSack

Don't dis my family name yo!

HA! Bob villa RULES!:Graucho

Oh boy is this serious :helpme

:sleep

Some one translate this post into English for me.

nah, you are about 2 weeks too late.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

never use "Yo" on the end of a sentence again.....

trust me this will work for you long term.

and that is why I choose gfy over soap operas

:1orglaugh

huh

Ridilin is soooo under-rated. :glugglug

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

It worked to get attention though didn;t it?

Your mom's a whore and pays me to unload in her ass... come back when your nuts drop and then lets talk.

:1orglaugh wtf?

She also left me off, and I just fired my lawyer.


:321GFY