do you think Martha Stewart swallows? or does she spit? what about facials?
 

I bet she was a kinky bitch in her day....

you think she still gets fucked?

would YOU fuck here right now present day, no money involved, just one night of sheer passionate raw sex!

well would ya?

martha is considered a milf in certain circles. im betting she swallows.

Hells ya.... I bet she fucks like a mofo... :1orglaugh :Graucho

does she do anal?

good question, you think she did? or still does ?

you would have to ask robert evans.. he fucked her in his cartoon show "kid notorious"

Nope, she seems like the queen of all prudes.

she has a dick

is that some sort of new lip protection against STD for those that like to eat pussy, on the guys lips in your sig? did he get that before or after going down on Martha?

if you were a prison guard, would you make your move on her when she was in your jail?

wait till Martha goes to jail and the real BullDyke comes out.

oh, yeah

No, I wouldn't want her million dollar attorneys throwing me in jail...

Yeah, I picture her donning a Nazi uniform and 18" strap on

I don't care what anyone says...

Aunt Martha makes the best CRACK


Here is her recipe:
http://www.crackwhoreconfessions.com...ck_recipes.htm

Spits or swallows? I doubt that woman does anything sexual at all. She seems like a cold fish to me.

No... thats Dave Chappelle as crack addict Tyrone Biggums :1orglaugh


cocaine gives me wiiiiinnnnnggsssss

Don't start threads like this about my aunt Joe. She's had it rough enough.

However, fyi, I heard she swallows.

i'd hit it

Public prudes are usually the kinkiest :2 cents: