GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - Paris Hilton Gets A New Legal Consultant!

HERE IS THE LATEST ON THIS SPIRALLING MEDIA FIASCO.

PARIS HILTON JUST HIRED A NEW LEGAL CONSULTANT.

A LITTLE INFO:

THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS THE MOST SERIOUS FUCKER I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE. YOU COULD SAY 'HE KNOWS THE TRUTH.'

HE IS THE ONE THAT POINTED OUT THE TRUTH ABOUT THE BRIBE PARIS HILTON'S NOW ATTORNEYS GOT. HE IS LITERALLY PUTTIING HIS ASS ON THE LINE WITH THIS ALLEGATION, BUT UNDERSTAND HE LOOKS LIKE A PERSON THAT:

'KNOWS EVERYTHING GOING ON INSIDE YOUR HEAD.'

THIS SHIT IS LIKE MR. JUSTICE, HIMSELF, IS DIRECTNG EVERYTHING GOING ON.

NOBODY IS QUESTIONING HIS JUGDMENT CALL ON THE BRIBE TAKEN BY PARIS HILTONS ATTORNEYS, THIS IS WHY HE IS STRONGLY ADVISING PARIS HILTON TO NOT TAKE THE OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT RICK SALOMON'S ATTORNEYS WANT TO HURRY AND PUT TOGETHER NOW THAT THE TRUTH IS FINALLY COOMING OUT.

THIS SHIT IS SO INTENSE, I AM PUTTING A YEAR ASIDE TO WATCH HOW THINGS PAN OUT.

HE IS GOING TO PUT TOGETHER THE BIGGEST BAD ASS LEGAL TEAM AND WILL PERSONALLY INTERVIEW THE ATTORNEYS HIMSELF.

AND GET THIS - HE IS DOING ALL THIS FOR PARIS HILTON AND HER FAMILY PRO BONO - ALL FOR FUCKING FREE FOR YOU GUYS WHO DON'T KNOW LEGAL SPEAK.

LET US JUST SAY HE DOES NOT RESPECT HOWARD STERN OR RICK SALOMON.

RICK SALOMON IS SUCH AN INCOMPETENT ARROGANT SHIT, THAT THIS NEW LEGAL CONSULTANT IS LITERRALLY LAUGHING AT OUR 'FRIEND' RICK.

RICK AND STERN THOUGHT THEY COULD 'GET AWAY WITH IT.' BUT RICK SALOMON MADE SO MANY FUCKING STUPID MISTAKES ON THIS PROJECT THAT IT IS A WONDER THEY SOLD IT FOR A PENNY.

EVEN THE INITIAL RELEASE OF THE 'NIGHTVISION' CLIP GAVE AWAY STERN AND RICK'S INTENT AND THOSE TWO FOOLS DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT.
FURTHER, RICK CLAIMING THE VIDEO WAS 'STOLEN' DOES NOT PAN OUT AND THESE GUYS SAY WAS ANOTHER BIG MISTAKE AND THIS NEW LEGAL TEAM IS GOING AFTER.

THE INITIAL LEGAL TEAM ARE RIPPING THE VIDEO APART SECOND PER SECOND COMBING EVERYTHING FOR EVIDENCE.

THE EVIDENCE IS MOUNTING SO FAST AND I CAN ONLY SAY WHAT I CAN, BUT THIS GUY HAS EVEN POINTED OUT THAT RICK EVEN MADE A MISTAKE IN THE REGISTRATION OF 'TRUSTFUNDGIRLS.COM' THAT GIVES AWAY HIS TRUE MOTIVE - SET PARIS HILTON UP, MAKE A SEX VIDEO AND MAKE MONEY.

RICK SALOMON GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE. 'FUCKING SOMEONE OVER.'

THEY ARE EVEN LAUGHING AT RICK'S CHOICE OF WORDS: "TRUSTFUNDGIRLS" BECAUSE THIS TEAM IS ASKING: HOW MANY 'GIRLS WITH TRUST FUNDS' ARE THERE IN THE WORLD THAT ARE AS HOT AS PARIS AND FAMOUS THAT IDIOT BOY RICK SALOMON HAS DATED IN THE PAST 7 YEARS TO MAKE A DOLLAR OFF OF?

NOT MANY AND......

IS PARIS HILTON THE ONLY GIRL WITH A TRUST FUND RICK SALOMON HAS DATED?

FOR RICK AND STERN'S POCKET BOOK, IT HAD BETTER NIT BE.

THESE SAY THAT THEY HAVE TO ASK RICK SALOMON ABOUT 5 QUESTIONS ON JUST THE 'THEORY' BEHIND THE REGISTRATION OF THE NAME 'TRUSTFUNDGIRLS.COM' AND IT'S 'CASE CLOSED'.

THIS LEGAL TEAM IS VERY FUCKING CONFIDENT.

LET ME TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING: THESE GUYS ARE GOING TO EAT STERN AND RICK FOR LUNCH IN THE COURTROOM.

IT'S THE HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE INVOLVEMENT THAT BAFFLES EVERYBODY, BUT THIS GUY SAYS THAT THE CONSPIRACY IN HOLLYWOOD IS SO SINISTER, THAT AND I QUOTE, "THAT BRAT PACK OF ASSHOLES IN 'THE CITY OF FOOLS'" LITERALLY WANTED TO MANIPULATE PARIS HILTON TO BE A PORN STAR - THAT IS AND I QUOTE, "IF SHE WANTS IN, LET HER BUY INTO OUR 'CLUB' BY SUCKING COCK. ONLY."

THIS QUOTE MAKES SENSE OF WHAT RICK SALOMON SAID IN THE SEX VIDEO: "SHE LOVES THE COCK."

ANOTHER NAME THAT WILL GO ON THE CLASS ACTION LAW SUIT IS SHANNON DOUGHERTHY AND HER LAWYERS.

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE EVEN GOING AFTER THE LAWYERS OF THE CELEBRITIES TOO AND WILL TRY TO GET THEM DIS-BARRED, IF THE LAWYERS FOR THE CELEBRITIES HAVE DONE ANYTHING AND I MEAN ANYTHING WRONG, THIS LEGAL TEAM WILL, 'KNOW THE TRUTH.'

BYE.