when i go clubbing and i go to the bathroom to take a piss.................
 

While I am pissing I like to look at my right and left and see what evryone else is packing.

Once in awhile I say "Yo , you packing some massive beef over there"

This isnt gay is it?

Some gay dude offered me a drink after he took a look at my dick while i was pissing :(

He looked very impressed :Graucho

But still i rather had him not looking at it.

I saw you looking at my package in Florida.
WG

hahahahahaha I get stomach aches here

you liar thats not how it went at all. You whipped out your dick and begged everyone to look at it and someone threw a drink on you..

Nice alteration of the facts

One time this guy told me man you got a tight ass. I told him thanks. He bought me a drink and said I aint gay or anything and introduced me to his g/f

hey i was just comparing , no harm in that

I wonder whether a man can take that as a compliment or not...
:glugglug :winkwink:

It's all good, you talking about the size of my package with the waitress seemed to go over quite well :)

WG

you and battuss should find better bars :1orglaugh :thumbsup :2 cents:

I would but BAttus looks too faggish

http://www.juicylinks.com/hotlink/images/zoo.jpg

http://teenportals.com/guidoland/ba4t.jpg

http://teenportals.com/guidoland/tranny.jpg

:(

sounds gay to me. :)

I was taking a piss in the urinal when I noticed the guy standing next to me. He was feeling his dick. Shit, I wished I'd punched him

So, how was the drink. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

J/K

Shake it more than two times and you're playing with it!!!!

One time, I was at a club and taking a piss next to a guy and I just leaned in for a kiss.
Thats not gay, right? RIGHT GUYS? :(

I love Battus :glugglug

:1orglaugh

wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffff

I hate ppl who are too proud of their cocks and piss half a meter away from the urinal...

Uhm :helpme

:uhoh :1orglaugh

is it for the size of his instrument?

No, what i said it no longer valid, seems like he's getting into spamming.

this thread is useless WITH pics

Huh?

that would be kinda scary to have happen to you in a bath room i would think

:Graucho bad night at the bar ?

:1orglaugh