I'm coming out of the closet.
 

I've kept this secret for years. I think I've finally built up the courage to admit this not only to myself, but to others. I think it's only fair to be honest with everyone.

I'm straight. :Graucho

And to all my fans including AaronM, I'm sorry for the disappointment. You will find a gay lover someday that will give you the cock you need and deserve.

:hi


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