what exactly is a metrosexual?
 

forgive me, i smoked a lot of pot in my day, and may have known once, but it is escaping me now

heterosexual male who cares as much about looks , hair , clothing make up , ect as a women or gay person

If you shave your pubes. Pluck your eyebrows. Care about your appearance. Powder your balls. Brush your teeth and take showers daily then you are probably a metrosexual.

The opposite of a man's man. :2 cents:

(see juicy)

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To quote myself: an obvious closet case.

sounds kinda gay anyway

I sometimes worry if I wiped my ass good enough, does that make me close to the line?

A metrosexual is a fag who doesn't necessarily like boys.

the first signs of being a metrosexual is:

1. scheduling appointments every 2 weeks (in advance) for manicures
2. hair highlights
3. useless kitchen acessories (such as a banana rack)
4. organizer things (shoe rack and book case)
5. stupid doormats
6. window dressings
7. symetrical potted plant arrangments

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straight from the dictionary

Main Entry: metrosexual
Function: noun
Definition: a young, urban and usually heterosexual male who is concerned with fashion, food and grooming

metrosexual=faggot

jokeshow.. your bf is not a metrosexual, he is full blown poo-pusher , don't worry

Juicy is a guido.


Bdjuf is a metrosexual.


BG

the show "miami-vice" was ultra metrosexual

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wegcashcory

I don't think I would be capable of dating a man who visited his esthetician more than I visited mine.

The horror, the horror.

BG