I Called A Cab Over An Hour Ago...
 

And the bitch hasn't arrived yet!!! I'm pissed! I never drive when I go out because momma didn't raise no dummy. Should I call the cab company and bitch about their service? He was scheduled to arrive 45 minutes ago!!!! :mad:

See if another company wants your biz? Then call the first and tell them that

I honk horn...you no show up :mad:

Maybe she thought you wanted a date :1orglaugh
Seriously, making you wait for a hour is rude.

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I didn't expect a cab to have the Dukes of Hazzard Theme song as its horn. Honk again, I'll see if it's you.

This is really getting ridiculous!!! I called the cab company and she told me that 3/4th of her cabs were out of commission because they didn't have gas. Oh fuck off, syphon that shit out of my car when you get your ass here! Unlike you tools, I was prepared and filled my shit up!

This hurricane isn't even going to hit us but you'd think we were about to get hit by a fucking asteroid by the way people are acting!!!

I'm just going to go steal a car. If I don't post for a couple days be sure to call the Hillsborough County Sherrif's office to see what my bail amount is. :ticking