How to kick girls out of your bed?
 

Do you try the sensitive approach...

The brute force approach...


or just straight out LIE??


Come on, Juicy, give us mere mortal men some gems of wisdom on this subject matter.

just fart under the sheets...

Is that from your own personal experience?

If so, do I use pinto beans? Kidney beans? Hummus? to achieve the desired gaseous volume, that is :helpme

All of the above. Hold her head under the covers, too, until the smell dissipates or she passes out - whichever comes first.

I think the best was to handel this, is to go to her house in the first place. After you blow your load, wipe you dick on the curtains.

Then she will throw you out.

If you want to stay a while, and maybe watch her big screen, or fuck her roommate, then hold the dick wiping for later.

:2 cents: