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sheldonjuan 09-11-2004 04:29 PM

If a girl hits you what would you do?
 
is laying her out ever justified?

detoxed 09-11-2004 04:30 PM

shoot her in the face

sickkittens 09-11-2004 04:31 PM

Ejaculate on their faces while they sleep.

jade_dragon 09-11-2004 04:31 PM

I tell them "That's 1, you have 2 more, by that time you should have gotten it out of your system" So far no woman has done past 2 :thumbsup

abyss_al 09-11-2004 04:33 PM

throw champanya on my once...shame on you.......... throw champanya on my face twice... shame on me

xlogger 09-11-2004 04:33 PM

...have sex with here mother...

chaze 09-11-2004 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jade_dragon
I tell them "That's 1, you have 2 more, by that time you should have gotten it out of your system" So far no woman has done past 2 :thumbsup
That's good but the bottom line is you should never close fist a girl. They act tough but guys are tougher and in most cases allot tougher so pin them down or back hand them anything else is wrong.

CyberBachelor 09-11-2004 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sheldonjuan
is laying her out ever justified?

exactly how hot is she? we need a pic to decide:1orglaugh

uchase/webpry 09-11-2004 04:35 PM

... I am a very handsome guy that knows how to talk to shilas.

TurboAngel 09-11-2004 04:35 PM

I would knock the fuck out of her.


:glugglug

jennym 09-11-2004 04:36 PM

It annoys the shit out of me when women hit men with the mentality that a man can't/shouldn't hit them back. I say knock the fuck out of her and teach her a very valuable lesson.

chaze 09-11-2004 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jennym
It annoys the shit out of me when women hit men with the mentality that a man can't/shouldn't hit them back. I say knock the fuck out of her and teach her a very valuable lesson.
:firehair evil chic


The last guy I hit went into a coma for two weeks and lost his sence of smell for life.

He worked out.

If it was a girl????

Libertine 09-11-2004 04:37 PM

First punch you do nothing, if she hits again you knock her the fuck out.

jennym 09-11-2004 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chaze
That's good but the bottom line is you should never close fist a girl. They act tough but guys are tougher and in most cases allot tougher so pin them down or back hand them anything else is wrong.
Then they should keep their hands to themselves.


TurboAngel - I think I like you.

:)

Nanda 09-11-2004 04:39 PM

I don't think men nor women should bea hitting each other. If a woman hits you get the hell out of there and dump her!! If a man hits you same thing!! Violence only grows with time...

there are women out there who actually beat men!!:(

Preacher 09-11-2004 04:39 PM

If she really hits me I would hit her back in the same way. :2 cents:

NiteRain 09-11-2004 04:40 PM

Don't know dude, I would never lay a hand on a woman. But that is just me, I was looking at this show I guess it was on VH1 and flavafla got slapped and he slapped her back, and she actually liked that shit. So I don't know.

TurboAngel 09-11-2004 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jennym
Then they should keep their hands to themselves.


TurboAngel - I think I like you.

:)

Thanks hun, we're on the same page.


:winkwink:

TweetyBird 09-11-2004 04:40 PM

I would punch back.

jennym 09-11-2004 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chaze
:firehair evil chic


The last guy I hit went into a coma for two weeks and lost his sence of smell for life.

He worked out.

If it was a girl????

I am not evil at all. Actually I am very sweet.:angel

I just think it is wrong to hit someone just because you think you can get away with it. I didn't say you had to hit her as hard as you could, but I would sure knock her on her ass.:Graucho

chaze 09-11-2004 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jennym
I am not evil at all. Actually I am very sweet.:angel

I just think it is wrong to hit someone just because you think you can get away with it. I didn't say you had to hit her as hard as you could, but I would sure knock her on her ass.:Graucho


:1orglaugh

Kevin2 09-11-2004 05:00 PM

Why did she hit you?

EscortBiz 09-11-2004 05:03 PM

never hit a female unless its a life and death situation

Rankings 09-11-2004 05:05 PM

walk away and leave that crazy bitch alone from then on

Halo18 09-11-2004 05:20 PM

called a girl a bitch a few weeks back and she cranked back and slapped me. I stood there for a second in total shock. I wasnt gonna hit the girl... so I just took it like a bitch :1orglaugh

Mr Pheer 09-11-2004 05:21 PM

I guess it would depend on the situation, most of the time when a girl hits a man its hardly anything serious. But if it was definately a serious intent to harm you, then I guess you just have to do what you have to do.

chaze 09-11-2004 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halo18
called a girl a bitch a few weeks back and she cranked back and slapped me. I stood there for a second in total shock. I wasnt gonna hit the girl... so I just took it like a bitch :1orglaugh
You play Halo?

November 7th I will see you on Xbo live if you do sucka :BangBang:

Tom_PMs 09-11-2004 05:24 PM

What you do is ask yourself what lead you to the mistake of being with someone who resorts to violence?

Or call the police after you get polaroids of the bruises she gave you.

Whatever works for you.

What you *dont* do is stoop to that same level.

CodeKing 09-11-2004 05:26 PM

my ex girlfriend used to punch me on a daily basis

the day she kicked me in the balls 10 times and punched me in the face about the same

i held her to the ground and put my hands around her neck

now her whole family thinks she's a little angel and i am a woman abusing monster

what should you do if a girl hits you?
walk away

if she runs after you?
run faster

because it's not worth the low blow on your pride with the bullshit exaggerations she will tell everyone

all this happend 1 week ago and she lost me because of it

i hope this advice will sink in to everyone who read this thread

SykkBoy 09-11-2004 05:27 PM

wait til she's asleep and superglue her asshole shut

Tom_PMs 09-11-2004 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CodeKing
my ex girlfriend used to punch me on a daily basis

the day she kicked me in the balls 10 times and punched me in the face about the same

i held her to the ground and put my hands around her neck

now her whole family thinks she's a little angel and i am a woman abusing monster

what should you do if a girl hits you?
walk away

if she runs after you?
run faster

because it's not worth the low blow on your pride with the bullshit exaggerations she will tell everyone

all this happend 1 week ago and she lost me because of it

i hope this advice will sink in to everyone who read this thread


See?
Domestic Violence is simply wrong. Just move on. Break that chain right now, not later. It wont ever get "better", whether you're the man or woman.

Halo18 09-11-2004 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by chaze
You play Halo?

November 7th I will see you on Xbo live if you do sucka :BangBang:

I think Halo's gonna be takin a back seat to Fable... maybe not though, we'll see:thumbsup

jade_dragon 09-11-2004 05:46 PM

"I won't hit a woman, but i'll shake the shit out of her"

"Strike to the stomach, it does not leave marks"

Two jokes my friends and I have. No need to close fist against a woman unless she is trained and poses a threat to you. Never turn your back on a woman who is mad enough to hit you. Never let a person hit you even once without showing them that it is not acceptable, they will try to walk all over you if you let it go without showing them it isn't cool.

sheldonjuan 09-11-2004 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CodeKing
my ex girlfriend used to punch me on a daily basis

the day she kicked me in the balls 10 times and punched me in the face about the same

i held her to the ground and put my hands around her neck

now her whole family thinks she's a little angel and i am a woman abusing monster

what should you do if a girl hits you?
walk away

if she runs after you?
run faster

because it's not worth the low blow on your pride with the bullshit exaggerations she will tell everyone

all this happend 1 week ago and she lost me because of it

i hope this advice will sink in to everyone who read this thread



sorry to hear that bro!:(

sheldonjuan 09-11-2004 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kevin2
Why did she hit you?


she cant hold her alcohol!

MikeVega 09-11-2004 07:08 PM

Shake the shit out of her.......

tical 09-11-2004 07:20 PM

put her in a headlock

The Heron 09-11-2004 08:51 PM

Break her nose and tell her ain't nobody hitting you EVER.

fris 09-11-2004 08:53 PM

give her a purple nurple

Spunky 09-11-2004 08:54 PM

Give her a good rump fuck

rowan 09-11-2004 09:02 PM

If you take an AVERAGE man and woman swinging fists in a rage then chances are the guy will be able to do more damage... that's why you need to think twice about reciprocating. Of course there are exceptions where the female is much stronger than the male. :)

If a girl tries to hit me I just grab her wrists and hold them. I have never slapped a woman let alone punched her.

Marcus Aurelius 09-11-2004 09:04 PM

is the girl romantically linked to me, or just some stranger on the street?

uvort 09-11-2004 09:10 PM

If my girl hit me... She would have the night to move her stuff out because I would be doing it in the morning :glugglug

uvort 09-11-2004 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Halo18
I think Halo's gonna be takin a back seat to Fable... maybe not though, we'll see:thumbsup

Halo and Fable are in two diff catagories of gaming.. Besides it doesnt really matter... Even if Fable does take #1 it wont be there for long as Halo 2 will be coming out.. But I think that there are a lot more first person shooter type gamers than there are RGPers :2 cents:

Screaming 09-11-2004 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
wait til she's asleep and superglue her asshole shut
wtf???


Walk away from her and stay away from her she has no biz hitting you but you also have none hitting her back so be the bigger person

GiantGnome 09-11-2004 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by abyss_al
throw champanya on my once...shame on you.......... throw champanya on my face twice... shame on me
I love The Continental:thumbsup

sicone 09-11-2004 09:55 PM

Best thing to do is just leave her now... If you let her hit you and get away with it she will think she can do it anytime she feels the need. Raise your hand and let her have it you get a free 3 day trip to county and large court related bills. Its a lose lose situation either way if you stay with her

SmokeyTheBear 09-11-2004 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
shoot her in the face
:thumbsup

Vitasoy 09-11-2004 10:28 PM

Eye for an Eye. Return the favor. :)

phogirl69 02-14-2005 02:41 AM

Reason For A Guy To Hit Me?
 
posted in wrong thread


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