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had sex with fat chick...
tonight i had sex with a fat chick & i wasnt drunk. i feel like throwing up now....
bitch said i could fuck her, so i did. now im like 'what the fuck was i thinking?' definitly not doing that again, YUCK just thought id share |
ewww nasty i can just smell the funk from here :repuke
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i doubt you have even seen a a fat chick naked let alone fucked one
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"Fat chicks need love to.... but they gotta PAY!" -quagmyre (family guy)
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Ohhh bro. Oh bro.
Don't be too hard on yourself. It happens. Just think how slutty she is feeling right now. -Phil |
Pics?
Did she say you could fuck her because she felt sorry for you...or? |
fuck it. I have made that mistake as well, although I was highly influenced by alchohol.
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I refuse to dignify this thread with my sig.
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Hey don't feel bad Juicy did it in Florida and taped it:thumbsup
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Dammm, and you wasn't drunk :eek7
biatch :1orglaugh |
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I often like the plump ones better, they usually got bigger tits :winkwink:
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Was she just a little plump or gross fat?
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too big for me tho |
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did it reek of bacon and sausage .. ewwwwwwwww u know fat girls smell like sausage when they start sweating
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Don't worry, she's probably hating herself too.
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how fat was she ? like 300 pounds ?
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Best sex I ever had was with a chubby girl. not fat, but chubby. Was drinking one night and got some head during a game of spin the bottle. She spun, landed on beer, she downed beer, I spun, landed on her, she gave me a blow job while I downed some JD HA! Later on, I fucked her so hard that my buddy couldnt even fuck his bitch, the camper was moving so much he almost fell out of bed. yep.. gave that girl her first ever orgasm :) Surprised me too, it was missionairy.
I once had sex with a girl who was like 260 lbs though. She was a virgin and wanted my schlong right bad so she walked over in a fucking blizzard for "coffee" and ended up making me cum like a fucking sperm whale! Tight fucking snatch even though she was known to get "hair brush'ed" by an old friend of mine. hehe i'm not one bit ashamed of it either. i had a good time and she was sweeeeet clean. |
I think you go to hell for that.
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Fat chicks, give the best oral :glugglug
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I've fucked a few fat chicks in my days, and even dated one for a year and a half. I never really felt bad about it.
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Fat chicks are like mopeds...
They are both fun to ride, untill ya mates find out |
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oh shit i just cracked a rib :1orglaugh |
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just think of it as charity, you gave somebody a good time at your own expense, :winkwink:
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hahah...just dont let your real life friends find out, man! :1orglaugh
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i bet you loved it
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whoever did the sausage coment your a moron.
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nope guessed wrong, She is thin and extremely hot. ,,, I'd better metion that she is smart and fun to talk with as well. |
noooooooo.........fat chicks = bad
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And why do you complain about it later on? Doesn't make sense to me at all bro. :glugglug |
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http://www.educationroundtable.org/B...ing%20Hand.jpg just reminicing about a time i shared with a women of large proportions. she smelled like bacon and sausage when she sweat. :( |
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just had to post that from dave chapelle clips |
wheres that fat chick fucking thread where people recomended sleeping with a fat girl?
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Coming from a plump girl, but one with a pretty good reputation around here, at least as far as I know.....
It's totally your preference on whether you are attracted to big girls or small ones, but is it really fair to call me disgusting, or smelly, or whatever? I mean, that's what you are doing when you say these things about "all" thick chicks, and I've never done anything to fuck with any of ya'll. Chances are I wouldn't fuck any of you guys either, (except for the Izzz:Graucho ), but I wouldn't insult you by calling you disgusting. I'm not going to throw a hissy fit or anything about it, but realistically, you may have to do business with me or another big girl, and at least in my case, derogotory behaviour like that is filed away for future reference. You don't have to like to fuck fat chicks....that's totally your call. But it would be smart biz sense to hold the bashing for those that really deserve it for their action and words, and not their appearance, which should not matter to you at all if you aren't banging them.:2 cents: Anyway, got your dick hard so it can't have been all that bad. :1orglaugh |
nothing derogatory about smelling like bacon and sausage. i like eating bacon and sausage :thumbsup it tastes yummy. however i do not enjoy having sex with big girls:(
different strokes for different folks |
Thanks for sharing rofl !
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Perhaps it was more the thread tone than the words that got my feathers ruffled... I personally hope people think of me as that cool chick Chase than that fat chick Chase, ya know?:thumbsup |
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