I am feeling SOO fucking sick :(
 

my head feels like it weighs a TON
I have SUCH a headache (I never get headaches)
and my throat is KILLING me :(

how am I supposed to go out this weekend?

Stop eating pussy dude. I am telling you, you're getting the flu cause you're kissing too many women. Mono even.

I got the same thing too.

fuckin' sucks.

quit kissing me!

the funny thing is 3 girls asked me: "Is it from me?" and I was like "Wtf, you were sick?" :1orglaugh

Stop fronting dudes... you both know its from sucking too much cock.

exact same sign of gonorrhea:Graucho

drink Odwalla C Monster :thumbsup

not sure if you guys have Odwalla drinks up there

I hate when that happen . Catching something from a 1 night isn't worth it :P

you better stay in bed and watch some porn so that at least you do a favor to your weener :thumbsup

i have a headache and i am sick of setting up my new fuckign server :feels-hot

awww Summer colds are the worst. I hope you get to feeling better soon. Drink some warm Cognac. It makes the throat feel much better!

:glugglug

get the pepto pink shit. that fucking shit rocks. i drink that shit when im feeling fine. lol

you caught some shit fucking with club whore skanks.. u need to find ur women at the library

Have a pint of guinness, that'll clear the shit up.

You sound like me after I went out and drank a lot and smoked a couple packs of ciggs.

Poor bdjuf!:(

See what you can catch from sleeping with girls you don't know!

Lmao!!!
that was good.

Swaping germs with multiple partners lowers your resistance:glugglug

Sorry man i just got off my sickness ...it lasted a week :(

When you head to bed stack up the sheet covers. The more you sweat will be worth it.