Don't you hate it when after blowing your load...
 

Dont you hate it when after blowing your load, you go to take a leak and the piss goes everywhere becuase of the dry jizz in your cock. Damn, I got to go clean the floor. Hmm, maybe i'll call up that whore Ashley blue to lick the pee up, that whore is a piss mop, she wouldent mind for the right price. hahahaha

I thought it was caused by the prostate gland, not dry jizz. :1orglaugh

that hella sucks

or when u get some undy fuzz in your pee hole too

see sig, it might help

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahahahahaahahah

homo :321GFY

go straight to the shower then... wouldn't hurt... that vway you can even score again... and the cycle goes on...

Learn to sit down, dude.

:2 cents:

Don't have sex with stuffed animals
:2 cents:

Its a small price to pay if you blow it the right way

There's a comedy movie where someone gets up the next morning after sex and his piss goes everywhere -- can anyone think what it is?

:Graucho

:1orglaugh

:glugglug

:helpme

:GFYBand

Think the movie your talking about is Me, Myself and Irene with Jim Carey.

man! go consult a doctor! maybe your peehole has to be checked!

Ok guys. Take this as a lesson.

Do not fuck at your own home. Fuck her at her place. Then what do you care where the piss lands??

didnt know this happened. it's cool to know, I'll just have to make sure to lick ALL the cum up next time.

I like Ashley Blue..she's so dirty!!