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.:St Ides:. 09-09-2004 02:26 AM

I am wanting to make a purchase from Sears.
 
Can anyone help me?

Sears Salesman 09-09-2004 02:27 AM

oy, someone called?

.:St Ides:. 09-09-2004 02:29 AM

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Originally posted by Sears Salesman
oy, someone called?
yes, I am looking to purchase a few things from you and am need of some assisstance

Sears Salesman 09-09-2004 02:30 AM

come in for a visit. i will have my top sales people help you out. if you need any electronics i will assist you myself.

.:St Ides:. 09-09-2004 02:30 AM

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Originally posted by Sears Salesman
come in for a visit. i will have my top sales people help you out. if you need any electronics i will assist you myself.
I am looking for a few things off the website. Who is a good rep to help me?

Sears Salesman 09-09-2004 02:32 AM

Give us a call 1-800-349-4358 and one of our talented reps will help you out.

.:St Ides:. 09-09-2004 02:33 AM

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Originally posted by Sears Salesman
Give us a call 1-800-349-4358 and one of our talented reps will help you out.
Last time I called I got a guy named Gary, he was very rude

Sears Salesman 09-09-2004 02:34 AM

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Originally posted by .:St Ides:.
Last time I called I got a guy named Gary, he was very rude
shit. that motherfucker is always rude to our customers. i will make sure to give him a good bitch slap and stick the phone up his ass next time i see him. that will teach him good.

.:St Ides:. 09-09-2004 02:42 AM

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Originally posted by Sears Salesman
shit. that motherfucker is always rude to our customers. i will make sure to give him a good bitch slap and stick the phone up his ass next time i see him. that will teach him good.
thanks maybe you can give me a 250 gift card for my pain

Sears Salesman 09-09-2004 09:39 AM

stfu you cheap ass motherfucker. maybe you deserved how you were treated. now i feel bad for shoving his headset up his ass. :( :( :(

.:St Ides:. 09-09-2004 09:40 AM

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Originally posted by Sears Salesman
stfu you cheap ass motherfucker. maybe you deserved how you were treated. now i feel bad for shoving his headset up his ass. :( :( :(
now now the customer is always right. I was just trying to make an order and he started making jokes.

Sears Salesman 09-09-2004 09:43 AM

oh ya that gary is always making jokes. one time he made a joke about my toupe and i kicked him in the nuts. it wasnt really his fault though because he didnt know it was a toupe. he said my hair looked like a cheap rug and i needed more conditioner in it. but you still dont deserve 250 dollars because he was making jokes.

Tom_PMs 09-09-2004 09:44 AM

lets all go to the lobby,
lets all go to the lobby,
lets all go to the lobby, and get ourselves some snacks

Had some action, but the plot was weak.. one thumb up :thumbsup

.:St Ides:. 09-09-2004 09:46 AM

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Originally posted by Sears Salesman
oh ya that gary is always making jokes. one time he made a joke about my toupe and i kicked him in the nuts. it wasnt really his fault though because he didnt know it was a toupe. he said my hair looked like a cheap rug and i needed more conditioner in it. but you still dont deserve 250 dollars because he was making jokes.
sorry about the hair problems, they have made some serious footsteps in the hair replacement industry.
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mardigras 09-09-2004 10:06 AM

I bought my fridge and washer/dryer from Sears but almost always end up getting electronics elsewhere.

Manowar 09-09-2004 10:07 AM

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Originally posted by Sears Salesman
come in for a visit. i will have my top sales people help you out. if you need any electronics i will assist you myself.
Do you have an affiliate program ?

Shags 09-09-2004 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by Tom_PM
lets all go to the lobby,
lets all go to the lobby,
lets all go to the lobby, and get ourselves some snacks

Had some action, but the plot was weak.. one thumb up :thumbsup

:thumbsup

zentz 09-09-2004 10:23 AM

buy one of their shops and sell porn in it :thumbsup

Sears Salesman 09-21-2004 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by Manowar
Do you have an affiliate program ?
not atm, we are working on it.

.:St Ides:. 09-21-2004 03:38 PM

Been a while since you've been around. Busy eh?


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