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What's The Closest You Have Come To Death ?

09-08-2004, 03:28 PM

What's The Closest You Have Come To Death ?

Mine is the following.

20 years old (spun my car out on hwy 37 aka Blood Alley drunk as Fuck. Luckily no police came and i got away with a few scrapes and brusies and I fucked my car up pretty good.

25 Years old (almost got hit by a car while walking down the street and talking to Brett Favre (Green Bay) on St Patricks Day. I had been playing Bagpipes at several bars and Brett was talking to me about bagpipes etc. I wasn't really paying attention and i almost walked out in front of a car but he pulled me back just in time. Needless to say I bought him beer the rest of the night

29 Burglar Broke into my house and almost beat me with a Crow Bar. Luckily I escaped and got the Police. Funny thing is when they came he was still there. Turns out he just got out of prison and was a parole violater.

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09-08-2004, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by mahoney
What's The Closest You Have Come To Death ?

Mine is the following.

20 years old (spun my car out on hwy 37 aka Blood Alley drunk as Fuck. Luckily no police came and i got away with a few scrapes and brusies and I fucked my car up pretty good.

25 Years old (almost got hit by a car while walking down the street and talking to Brett Favre (Green Bay) on St Patricks Day. I had been playing Bagpipes at several bars and Brett was talking to me about bagpipes etc. I wasn't really paying attention and i almost walked out in front of a car but he pulled me back just in time. Needless to say I bought him beer the rest of the night

29 Burglar Broke into my house and almost beat me with a Crow Bar. Luckily I escaped and got the Police. Funny thing is when they came he was still there. Turns out he just got out of prison and was a parole violater.

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09-08-2004, 03:32 PM

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09-08-2004, 03:34 PM

When I was 16, my 18 year old boyfriend was showing me how fast his daddy's car would go and we hit a tree at 135+ MPH. I was thrown into the hatchback, got a gash on my head and cracked a few vertebrae in my neck. I was in a neck brace for months and I'm not ever allowed to ride roller coasters, anymore. The highway patrolman that investigated the accident said it was a miracle that anyone made it out alive as badly as the car was crushed. It didn't even look like a car, anymore.

My neurologist said if my neck had cracked another 1/4 inch I would have been paralyzed and another 1/2 inch would have killed me.

All my lunatic boyfriend got was a bruised shoulder.
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09-08-2004, 03:35 PM

As I was leaving the house, I was staring at the firetruck parked outside not knowing about the cut electrical lines lying on the ground.

I almost stepped on them. Some firefighter saved my life by pushing me back..
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09-08-2004, 03:35 PM

i guess the few times I got shot at were the the worst.

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09-08-2004, 03:36 PM

I was doing mountain bike competition when I was younger and I felt on my head (probably a rock ... I was going down) . i was 3 days in the coma in hospital ... I literally broke my helmet .

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09-08-2004, 03:36 PM

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09-08-2004, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by tootie
When I was 16, my 18 year old boyfriend was showing me how fast his daddy's car would go and we hit a tree at 135+ MPH. I was thrown into the hatchback, got a gash on my head and cracked a few vertebrae in my neck. I was in a neck brace for months and I'm not ever allowed to ride roller coasters, anymore. The highway patrolman that investigated the accident said it was a miracle that anyone made it out alive as badly as the car was crushed. It didn't even look like a car, anymore.

My neurologist said if my neck had cracked another 1/4 inch I would have been paralyzed and another 1/2 inch would have killed me.

All my lunatic boyfriend got was a bruised shoulder.

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09-08-2004, 03:36 PM

when I was 18, I took my Fiero (Wyoming redneck musthave car at the time) into a tree...I made it, my passenger didn't

I've had 2 near drownings

I was hanging outside a window hiding from a pissed off husband who came home too early and slipped and almost plummeted to my death or at least a severly twisted ankle...

when I ahd long hair, I got my hair stuck in a spa drain...luckily a friend was there

when I was a kid, lightning struck about 3 feet from where I was standing

I've been in 3 severe car wrecks

I had a psycho bitch girlfriend who chased me around with a big ass sword (her father was a sword collector) and she knocked me down and had the tip pointed at my throat, but her father came home early...she spent the next 6 years in a mental institution

I was making a beer run and jaywalked across the street and a car came speeding up, so I dve for tyhe sidewalk and the car clipped my foot, spun me aroun and made the case of beers break open and a couple went spraying out into the street

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09-08-2004, 03:37 PM

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09-08-2004, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
when I was 18, I took my Fiero (Wyoming redneck musthave car at the time) into a tree...I made it, my passenger didn't

I've had 2 near drownings

I was hanging outside a window hiding from a pissed off husband who came home too early and slipped and almost plummeted to my death or at least a severly twisted ankle...

when I ahd long hair, I got my hair stuck in a spa drain...luckily a friend was there

when I was a kid, lightning struck about 3 feet from where I was standing

I've been in 3 severe car wrecks

I had a psycho bitch girlfriend who chased me around with a big ass sword (her father was a sword collector) and she knocked me down and had the tip pointed at my throat, but her father came home early...she spent the next 6 years in a mental institution

I was making a beer run and jaywalked across the street and a car came speeding up, so I dve for tyhe sidewalk and the car clipped my foot, spun me aroun and made the case of beers break open and a couple went spraying out into the street

Damn did you get man slaughter charges for the first accident ?
Also, did the rest of the beer survive ? Please tell me it did i hate to hear about wasted beer

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09-08-2004, 03:42 PM

Originally posted by mahoney
Damn did you get man slaughter charges for the first accident ?
Also, did the rest of the beer survive ? Please tell me it did i hate to hear about wasted beer

all charges were dropped because I wasn't drunk...we were arguing and there was a lot of ice on the road and I hit a patch of black ice...

19 of the 24 beers survived, but by the time I checked out of the hospital with a banged up foot, my friends had fucking drank it all (they were like "hey, at least we saved the beer") those fuckers, one of them "accidently" got some trickles of piss in his coffee....

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09-08-2004, 03:42 PM

almost died before i was born
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09-08-2004, 03:44 PM

I've been hit by a car a few times when I was a kid. I can barely remember though I think I was 6

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09-08-2004, 03:45 PM

last year I drove home thru a snow storm and spun my friend's truck out across 4 lanes..smacked into the gurad-rail bounced off then smacked in to the other one. I ended up facing the wrong way...turned the truck around and parked it...two seconds later a transport truck came by..

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09-08-2004, 03:58 PM

those fuckers, one of them "accidently" got some trickles of piss in his coffee.... [/B][/QUOTE]

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09-08-2004, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by mahoney
What's The Closest You Have Come To Death ?

Can we include cancer?
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09-08-2004, 04:14 PM

Well..

1. My buddy I were held at gunpoint once for about 10 long minutes by a man that had just riddled the side of my car w/ shotgun holes.

2. I was once in a car of friends that ran off the freeway, left over 300 ft. of skid marks and rolled about 7 times before crashing to a stop.

3. Was in a car chase once by some gang bangers that were shooting at us, didn't stop until we all bailed out of the car and ran separate directions.. had to push my way into a house for cover.

There were a few other times that were dangerous but I don't think my life was actually in danger.

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09-08-2004, 04:15 PM

I nearly died when i was 10 falling out of a tree. my wrist hit a rock half burried into the ground... my head was no more than maybe 4 inches away from it.

oh yeah and i've almost died everyday from stress dealing with two kids that are back in school... ugggggggggggggghhhh.

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09-08-2004, 04:16 PM

reading this board sometimes kills me.

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09-08-2004, 04:17 PM

The time a really big guy beat the fuck out of me. Witnesses thought I was dead, but I was just unconcious.

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09-08-2004, 04:20 PM

Originally posted by mahoney
29 Burglar Broke into my house and almost beat me with a Crow Bar. Luckily I escaped and got the Police. Funny thing is when they came he was still there. Turns out he just got out of prison and was a parole violater.

Holy shit!! Where did you live when this happened? Were you sleeping when he broke in?

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09-08-2004, 04:22 PM

you fucking play the bagpipes mahoney? that rocks.

i almost od'd once off coke and painkillers... i snapped out of it after a while though, the funky chicken should be enough to wake any stupid fucker like me up.

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09-08-2004, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by Yo Adrian
Well..

1. My buddy I were held at gunpoint once for about 10 long minutes by a man that had just riddled the side of my car w/ shotgun holes.

2. I was once in a car of friends that ran off the freeway, left over 300 ft. of skid marks and rolled about 7 times before crashing to a stop.

3. Was in a car chase once by some gang bangers that were shooting at us, didn't stop until we all bailed out of the car and ran separate directions.. had to push my way into a house for cover.

There were a few other times that were dangerous but I don't think my life was actually in danger.

Damn that's Fucking Crazy reminds me of the time we shot the hells Angel with a paint gun and he came after us with a baseball bat. I'm pretty sure that if I didn't drive like a fucking maniac i would of been killed i was only 16

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09-08-2004, 04:24 PM

every moment in time i am that much closer to death.

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09-08-2004, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by tootie
When I was 16, my 18 year old boyfriend was showing me how fast his daddy's car would go and we hit a tree at 135+ MPH. I was thrown into the hatchback, got a gash on my head and cracked a few vertebrae in my neck. I was in a neck brace for months and I'm not ever allowed to ride roller coasters, anymore. The highway patrolman that investigated the accident said it was a miracle that anyone made it out alive as badly as the car was crushed. It didn't even look like a car, anymore.

My neurologist said if my neck had cracked another 1/4 inch I would have been paralyzed and another 1/2 inch would have killed me.

All my lunatic boyfriend got was a bruised shoulder.

serves you right. amen.

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09-08-2004, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by escorpio
Holy shit!! Where did you live when this happened? Were you sleeping when he broke in?

Hollywood, yeah, when i came in it was like 4:30 am and i had been partying all night.

I turned around to lock the door and noticed it was all busted up

then i heard "hello john" when i turned around this crack head is sitting at my desk with a crow bar.

I said "who the fuck are you" and he replied "im your replacement" I said "what" and he calmy replied

"im your replacement" Fucking Freak I ran to the Ralphs and called the police.

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09-08-2004, 04:26 PM

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09-08-2004, 04:29 PM

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Damn that's Fucking Crazy reminds me of the time we shot the hells Angel with a paint gun and he came after us with a baseball bat. I'm pretty sure that if I didn't drive like a fucking maniac i would of been killed i was only 16

Holy shit dude!

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09-08-2004, 04:33 PM

Originally posted by mahoney
What's The Closest You Have Come To Death ?

Mine is the following.

20 years old (spun my car out on hwy 37 aka Blood Alley drunk as Fuck. Luckily no police came and i got away with a few scrapes and brusies and I fucked my car up pretty good.

25 Years old (almost got hit by a car while walking down the street and talking to Brett Favre (Green Bay) on St Patricks Day. I had been playing Bagpipes at several bars and Brett was talking to me about bagpipes etc. I wasn't really paying attention and i almost walked out in front of a car but he pulled me back just in time. Needless to say I bought him beer the rest of the night

29 Burglar Broke into my house and almost beat me with a Crow Bar. Luckily I escaped and got the Police. Funny thing is when they came he was still there. Turns out he just got out of prison and was a parole violater.

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09-08-2004, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by NoCarrier

I almost stepped on them. Some firefighter saved my life by pushing me back..

As scary as it may be, I think "some firefighter" deserves some respect.

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09-08-2004, 04:36 PM

I have cheated death a number of times...its almost kind of scary to sit back and think about it...

Was in the nightclub biz for 17 years in Los Angeles/Hollywood/Beverly Hills. Some nights were like out of a movie, fights guns etc.

I day or night in particular I was dating Karyn Ractman the sister or Rikki Rachtman, she asked me if I could help her little brother he was owed some money, so I of course said yes, after all I was running 4 clubs a week, and had big balls....so we meet at a place called the Starwood, the Starwood used to be on Santa Monica And Cresent Heights on the heart of hollywood.

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He told me in no un certain terms if I came back there he would kill me, so we walked out and I told them I would give them the five hundred dollars and not to go back there again.

I had an angel on my side many many drug hazed nights in LA driving way to fast and staying up to late, its a fucking miracle I am still alive today to talk about it.

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09-08-2004, 04:37 PM

Had a mild stroke in 95 out of the blue. I was only 30 at the time and the dr never did come up with an explanation. My vision never has returend to 20/20 but im ALOT better now than I was at the time. Also fell out of a 12 foot tree stand deer hunting when I was a teenager. Guess I landed just right cause all I was was a little sore

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09-08-2004, 04:40 PM

Died surrfing at the reefs in San Diego in the winter of 82/83.....serious out of body and gone.....next thing I know, BAM, I was awake on the beach and no one was around.....really a trip.

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09-08-2004, 04:48 PM

I never really felt the fear of death but I did have a gun pulled on me a few times...I wasn't that scared because I think most people that carry illegal guns don't have the balls to pull the trigger........don't get me wrong i'm no tough guy i just didn't grt thr feeling it was over......

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09-08-2004, 05:18 PM

Originally posted by MikeHawk
I was dating Karyn Ractman the sister or Rikki Rachtman,

She does music supervisor work on movies, right? I didn't know she was Rikki's sister. Like her work.

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09-08-2004, 05:28 PM

I almost got ran over by a speeding car when I was 5 or 6. The crazy bitch used to live down the street, the limit's 50 kmh, she'd always be doing at least 80.

I got beat up fairly badly once as well. Didnt really come close to death, but the guy was looking for a pipe to beat me with, so i figured I was done for

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09-08-2004, 05:45 PM

16 flipped my car driving home at night, rabbit ran in the middle of the road and I swirved to miss it. Car flipped 3 times threw me out, cop passing by saw the wreck pulled over gave me CPR and saved my life.
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09-08-2004, 05:54 PM

On December 21st 1988, I was booked to fly from Paris to London to New York and then on to Miami.
The London to New York Leg was on Pan Am flight 103. At the time I was 18 and loved it when I had lots of connections. At the last minute, I had to be rebooked on an Air France flight as the Paris London flight was overbooked, I guess I was real lucky that day

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09-08-2004, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by tootie
When I was 16, my 18 year old boyfriend was showing me how fast his daddy's car would go and we hit a tree at 135+ MPH. I was thrown into the hatchback, got a gash on my head and cracked a few vertebrae in my neck. I was in a neck brace for months and I'm not ever allowed to ride roller coasters, anymore. The highway patrolman that investigated the accident said it was a miracle that anyone made it out alive as badly as the car was crushed. It didn't even look like a car, anymore.

My neurologist said if my neck had cracked another 1/4 inch I would have been paralyzed and another 1/2 inch would have killed me.

All my lunatic boyfriend got was a bruised shoulder.

Was your boyfriend's name mike by any chance?
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09-08-2004, 05:59 PM

Once I was engaged and almost got married. That's the closest to death I've seen yet.

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09-08-2004, 06:03 PM

I've totaled 3 cars, (Cobra, Probe, GT) been in two other totaled cars, (not driving), only had 20 stitches, no broken bones, UNBREAKABLE. O yea, the one time with the CPR but I didn't really need it-
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09-08-2004, 06:09 PM

Hunting:
I was hunting rabbits with my dad years ago (you can repeat this one in Elmer Fudd's voice if you like). We chased a rabbit over some hills. We split up to confuse it and cut off its escape route. I saw it over the next hill and crawled on my belly so I could get closer to it. When I was close enough, I straightened up to aim and shoot and right on the other side of the rabbit I saw my dad doing the same thing. We were both aiming directly at each other with the rabbit in the middle. We were both lucky that we saw each other in time.

Car:
I was driving to Iowa from Illinois. There was snow on the ground but the roads had been cleared for some time. I passed an 18 wheeler truck and just when I got in front of it I hit a patch of ice on the road and the car began to spin. I did about 5 circles in front of the truck at 70 mph. I could see the front grills of the truck pass rapidly in my windshield over and over as it got closer. I managed to steer the car into a ditch at the last minute. I sat frozen in the ditch until the trucker, who had stopped, came over with a big smile to shake my hand and tell me I was the luckiest SOB he's ever met.

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About 7 years ago I was partying with a bunch of friends. I had been up for two days, doing E, K and pot. At one point I thought I was gonna get sick so I went to the bathroom. But nothing happened. I got up too fast from the sink but the blood in my veins didn't keep up with my head and I fainted. I fell back and hit the back of my head on the sharp edge of the door jam and was knocked out cold. I dreamed I was walking in the Amazon jungles and giant Mayan gods appeared over the tree tops. They told me it was time to go to the other side and reached for my hand. When I reached out for them I came to and saw my friends circling above me. I went to the ER and got multiple stitches on my scull. The gash was 2 inches long and deep enough to scrape my scull. The doctor told me that ironically the drugs had lowered my blood pressure. Otherwise I would have bled to death.

That's about all I can think of for now... to be continued, I guess.
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09-08-2004, 06:10 PM

age 14, me and my cousin was fooling around in our gran's house, daring each other to do some crazy stuff. he challenged me to go walk about the window sill on the third floor... to cut the story short i slipped (naturally)... a clothesline managed to break my fall. though of course i got a few scrapes and cuts... luckily no broken bones whew!
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09-08-2004, 06:10 PM

Originally posted by PussyMan
On December 21st 1988, I was booked to fly from Paris to London to New York and then on to Miami.
The London to New York Leg was on Pan Am flight 103. At the time I was 18 and loved it when I had lots of connections. At the last minute, I had to be rebooked on an Air France flight as the Paris London flight was overbooked, I guess I was real lucky that day

Damn, that is lucky.
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09-08-2004, 06:20 PM

I'm almost go down in ocean - it's was terrible. Panic and fear was my close friends.

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09-08-2004, 06:21 PM

Too many times to worry about. When its your time to go on it will happen.

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09-08-2004, 06:36 PM

I posted this in another thread and then I realized it was boobmaster's thread and I can't delete it.

I came within minutes of death and was actually on my way to punchout. When I was 18 I got into a group fight against some local rival H.S. kids. There were about 10 of us and 10 of them. After all was said and done, they were running and I was bleeding. I got stabbed 3 times; once right below my right arm through my rib cage, once in my stomach, and once in my thigh. They landed a medi-vac helicopter and had to clear out the movie theater so they could land the chopper.

While in the air, I heard the flight tech say, "We're losing him!". By that time I was in severe shock and had already lost a lot of blood (some still stains the walk area at the outdoor mall as a macabre reminder). Once I heard him say that I honestly remember seeing my life flash before me like some grotesque slideshow. I remember seeing my family, friends, and distant memories. I don't recall seeing a light or a tunnell but I did see myself from outside my body.

I was kneeling down next to my body and I could actually see myself unconcious. To be 100% honest, it was one of the most peaceful things I have ever encountered. I was at total peace with myself.

I finally arrived at the hospital with a punctured lung, ruptured instestines, and a severed ligament in my thigh. They slapped 89 internal stitches and 36 staples into me and I finally recovered. A grim reminder of my childhood.

So yes, I have experienced one and it was the most peacful thing ever. That is one of the reasons I don't fear death. Peace and tranquility without a hint of fear or pain.
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09-08-2004, 06:38 PM

to many times nuff said,,,,,,,,,,
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