Is There Any Scientific Proof That Luncheon Meats/Cold Cuts ....
 

make you smarter? i am eating alot of them lately and I have to admit my cognitive functions appear to be sharper.

I don't know. But I know that by eating your dead relatives you preserve their souls, and make them one with you.

Um. Er. Um..... :helpme

what i know is that they are energy foods. maybe that's why you are more alert and prompt. you just lack some nutrients before.

perhaps, but don't bet on it. too much salt in them.

i like the luncheon meat with the macaroni and cheese embedded into the tasty pink substance made from pig anuses and cow toenails.