Do you fart while sleeping?
 

ever noticed why your room stunk so much when you wake up?

I decided to tape myself one night to see if it was true, and SHAZAM!!!!

sounded like a friggin war zone


and the bombs were bursting green air, and all through the night the flatulence stood still!

oh say does that stinky smell still reign, over the land of the deviled eggs, and the home of the radishes?

Are u obsessed with farting?
Or just stoned again?

I am farting, cause i quit smoking weed, and my mind is racing.... the smell is killing me, so I am side tracked....

what should I do?

Stop drinking beer and eat less green veggies. :winkwink:

buy some fresh aromas and put it to your bedroom:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nope. Can't say I have experienced that before. :)

rumor has it that I do :1orglaugh

narrowing it down to once a day?:(

keep a fire extinguisher close at hand

all that methane is a fire hazard !:rasta

always :Graucho

light a scented candle

I notice that I fart anytime and anywhere!

sometimes i'll fart so loud i'll wake myself up.

LOL, sucks to be your wife / girlfriend. :1orglaugh

Lately i can't stand my own farts...

you all need some ex-gas :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Actually I'm not sure... Apparently I snore sometimes, but no one said that I fart :1orglaugh

For now, but cold turkey coming soon..... I am going to give my lungs a six months sebatical, and see if I can tell a difference or not.

used to be a drinker, never thought it mattered if I quit or not, I quit for 9 yrs now, and man it made a BIG difference.

I used to smoke a pack and a half a day, never thought it mattered if I quit or not, been three years now, and it made a world of difference.

Funny cause I never imagined I would not smoke pot LOL

I will see the test and know at the end, I will give you a full report LOL

So we have reason to stay away with you? LOL:1orglaugh

sometimes. when i ate and talked too much..