Hve you ever farted under the covers, and pulled it over your girls head?
 

come on now be honest....

and did you know it was going to be a stinky one, or were you just hoping it would be one of those real ripe last an hour type of ones?

That's called a "Dutch Oven", right?

wtf:1orglaugh

She wakes up screaming :1orglaugh

Usually I will do this after eating egg salad. Let it out under the covers like nothing is happening and then once I am sure that it has completely filled the entire air pocket under there, I will open one small hole in the airtightness and let a solid stream out, right by her head. She does it to me too so fuck it.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Damnit Joe I almost spit my water all over my keyboard.

you people are sick

Radishes, are a great weapon to add to your arsenal if you plan a sneak attack...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ive done it to my boyfriend.

But then again..he does act like a girl sometimes.

:Graucho

damn that really sucks cause you can really stink up the place hehe. but hell i can also so no big deal.

my worst is the day after drinking a shitload of beer whoa

now those are stinky. good old panamenian beer farts whoe i can picture joe doing the joe face

U r a sick tard ! :321GFY

Everyone loves their own brand!

lol yea thats correct :1orglaugh

oh yeah, when I am sick, WOW, those ones are quite pungent...

I can bear witness.:1orglaugh

man it is funny to watch a guy fart while he is sleeping LOL

Where can I find a girlfriend who has that kinda attitude?

:thumbsup

Of course.

Oops... I was only supposed to FART? :Graucho

my GF likes to sit on the leather couch and let it rip just to amp the sound up by about 10:1orglaugh

i prefer to back my ass up to hre hip b 4 i let er rip...

I try to act like I am reaching for something, and sit back on gher face on the downward expulshion!!!

yea i do it to my husband and he gets so pissed! he is definately the girl in our house. i've heard it called a cleveland steamer too.

oddly enough the wife is the one hung up on farts and such, even annouces everytime she lets one rip silent or not. Hers are also way more stinky!