Now girls please read this cause these are our Fucking Rules
 

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

So Girls ... Put UP or Shut Up :Graucho

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. >Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.


Thanks Haui for sharing this ;-)

I am in shape. Round is a shape:1orglaugh

if you plan to get any chicks this list will never work :(

Sorry if this as been around before just laughing my ass off.

All rules are #1 rules :1orglaugh

Those are great! :1orglaugh

My favorite:

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

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I love this one :)

those are all easy rules to follow if you aren't into "playing games" with the guy

lol....very nice!!

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Good stuff.
Made me laugh:thumbsup

Thats great!
I need to get that carved in gold and hung on the wall so that when ever she does something wrong I can refer her to rule #1

You're forgetting one important thing:

Women control the pussy. Ultimately it's in your best interest to see that she's happy :1orglaugh

lol

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Great list.... Going to share this with some friends as well.

An oldie, but definitely a goodie :1orglaugh

Amen!! The complete rulebook published right here ladies!
WG

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lmao

Real words from a smart woman.

If you stop accepting bullshit from a woman because she is hot and puts out then you do not have to worry about this shit. Being a man is not about mancho bullshit, it is about being on top of your game, knowing that what you want is what you should get because you truly deserve it and not being controled by pussy and blow jobs.

that's funny

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Good stuff bro! I'll send a copy to all my girl friends!:thumbsup

Playas rules :)

yeah, i like them

I like how everyone rule started with at 1.

To funny :) I can try to follow the rules being a chick and all but occasionally I may faulter. So, does that mean I have to be punished or spanked? haha

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That is fuckin awsome man, I love it :1orglaugh :1orglaugh