Sly_RJ is it tru thet
 

is it tru thet you lost youre legs in viatnom

this is wut a freind told me and i jest want to say thet i think it os vary sad and i want to wish you luck and that you for been a vetrun

muhahahahahaha

jesus fucking christ.

Assuming he was born in vietnam :1orglaugh he still would of missed the conflict by a decade or so as an infant. :1orglaugh

hahahahaha I don't think so :P

legs are overrated anyway

u know the guy on family guy whos a cop in a wheelchair

ok so its not real life but some people are like that

I know for a fact his spinal column was severed when, while shark hunting, he was bitten in half by a great white shark. Through the miracle of micro surgery, the doctors were able to sew his body back together after a fisherman found his torso in the belly of one of his catches.

It's an amazing story and it makes me weep with joy every time he tells it to me (which is A LOT after he's had a few cocktails.....oy).

You called?

:1orglaugh

That dude is badass. Remember when Peter got him to play baseball?

No, this isn't true. Your friend is an idiot. I'm 21, I wasn't even born yet. My dad was just a little guy.

Just to set the record straight with all the idiots, I'll tell you the story. And Peaches, you said it best, when I drink I DO tell stories. The shark story was only constructed to impress you. I was trying to get some good home cooking out of you but then later realized you don't like to cook!

About 8-9 years ago my uncle owned a small swimming pool that he let kids around the block use in the summer to keep out of trouble and stay cool. It was small but decent sized, there were usually around 20 kids around at all times. All the parents got together and decided there needed to be some organized supervision, so they all pooled some money together and hired us older kids to watch the little ones and make sure they were safe.

One day I was on duty and a couple new kids came around. No big deal, the kids are always bringing friends in. As I was watching the kids I noticed that one of the new kids went down but never came up, he was probably about 6. I walked over to the side of the pool to make sure he was ok and found him laying on the bottom of the pool.

That's when I made the biggest mistake of my life. Not thinking, I dove in head first with high force. This has never happened before so I was kind of freaked out. As my whole body quickly submerged in the water I realized that the cement bottom was coming at me way too quickly. I couldn't stop, couldn't slow down. I held my hands out and hoped for the best.

Both wrists broke. Fractured skull. And two broken vertebrae in my neck.

A couple of the older kids noticed something was going on and pulled up the 6 year old and me. He was fine after CPR. I wasn't.

Your story is so much cooler than mine. :(

thets whoreable sly sorry to hear thet
it sems thet my freind was puling my leg just becuz he new aboot my viatnom injery

i commond you for been a hero an tryeen to sav that kids lif

wow

that episode was on last night :thumbsup

That's a very emotional story Sly... but you're a hero dude which is more than a lot of people can say for themselves.

Note: Don't believe everything you read on GFY.

Thought it sounded to cool :winkwink:

I like my shark story better. Use it and you can pick up more chicks than that lameass "hero in a pool" BS. :winkwink:

lol... :1orglaugh

I watched the first episode that he appeared in last night. Good stuff.

I've tried both stories and the truth. Stories are much more fun but somehow the truth always works best. Go figure!

I have English shpell book for you. Wanting yes?

HA! The REAL truth is that you don't even need a wheelchair and use it only as a device to aid in your pink purse collection!!!!!

troll

Yep...It's true.

ICQ log from yesterday:

[18:14] AaronM: BTW...The bus comment thing the other day was fucking classic.
[18:14] Sly RJ: ahaha I thought so
[18:15] Sly RJ: if you can't laugh at yourself what can you laugh at, ya know
[18:17] AaronM: I just laugh at cripples.
[18:18] Sly RJ: you should laugh with me, not at me fucker
[18:18] Sly RJ: haha
[18:18] AaronM: Why? are you a cripple?
[18:18] Sly RJ: didn't I tell you? I got hit by a bus, thought everyone knew
[18:19] AaronM: You're joking!
[18:20] Sly RJ: ok fine, this is really just an act to get people to feel sorry for me. Sad thing is it works. I'll hop out at the next convention and shake your hand instead of staring at you like a dumbass

[11:24] AaronM: http://gofuckyourself.com/showthread...63#post5258963
[11:25] Sly RJ: I just fell out of my chair, send someone over to help me up, thanks asshole!
[11:25] AaronM: lol
[11:25] Sly RJ: oh wait I'll just hop up

STOP IT SLY!

I'm turning red over here from laughing too hard. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This thread explains everything...
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...readid=352881&

Poor guy :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No it doesn't! I was much less confused before I read that thread........:(

hehehe...
you're a good guy Sly, glad to work with you :thumbsup

When I say I love you on GFY I mean it!!:winkwink:

I would hope so.

best fucking thread on GFY yet. I laughed so fucking hard.

ENGRISH please

A bit hypocritical, aren't you?