Why DID the chicken cross the road?

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  • erehwon
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 3759

    #1

    Why DID the chicken cross the road?

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market.

    Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes.

    Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.

    Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes.

    The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values.

    This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.
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  • Scootermuze
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2001
    • 4513

    #2
    Or.....

    To show the possum that it could be done...

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    • robfantasy
      Confirmed User
      • Jun 2002
      • 6445

      #3
      hmm how bout to get to the other side where there is a titty bar
      Looking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg me

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      • reynold
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2002
        • 51271

        #4
        Originally posted by robfantasy
        hmm how bout to get to the other side where there is a titty bar
        the chicken crossed the road because that's where all the bitch are!

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        • KDizzla
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2002
          • 1795

          #5
          To avoid slaughter?
          www.ogrish.com

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          • mardigras
            Bon temps!
            • Feb 2003
            • 14194

            #6
            Originally posted by reynold
            the chicken crossed the road because that's where all the bitch are!
            He could be into roosters
            .

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            • SongRider
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2001
              • 651

              #7
              Because it was stapled to a punk rocker?

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              • Nicky
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Mar 2003
                • 30071

                #8
                cause he had nothing else to do

                gfynicky @ gmail.com

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                • Nanda
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 5310

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nicky
                  cause he had nothing else to do
                  My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business.
                  He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                  • SetTheWorldonFire
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 7444

                    #10
                    because he wanted to fuck himself?
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                    hit me up on icq 154206276 or Skype: JaimeGizzle

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                    • Marcus Aurelius
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                      • Apr 2003
                      • 14809

                      #11
                      because KFC was across the road and he heard that "they do chicken right"

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                      • frish
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 335

                        #12
                        to piss on your shoes ..
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                        • Marcus Aurelius
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                          • Apr 2003
                          • 14809

                          #13
                          He thought jamaican jerk was a sex thing!

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