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MrIzzz 09-06-2004 10:46 AM

i'm goind to the nude beach today
 
does anyone have any tips for me? i've never been to one

CyberBachelor 09-06-2004 10:46 AM

Take a camera... and a fig leaf! :thumbsup

Spunky 09-06-2004 10:46 AM

Don't bring Roofus

polish_aristocrat 09-06-2004 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
does anyone have any tips for me? i've never been to one
Borrow the fastsize device from Juicy before :)

phonephucker 09-06-2004 10:49 AM

bring your camera then post the produce here

NickPapageorgio 09-06-2004 10:50 AM

Prepare yourself to see lots of people who should never be allowed on a nude beach.:2 cents:

MrIzzz 09-06-2004 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CyberBachelor
Take a camera... and a fig leaf! :thumbsup


is it bad if i bring my zoom lens?

MrIzzz 09-06-2004 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Don't bring Roofus

but roofus is people friendly??? and he likes the ocean:(

sumphatpimp 09-06-2004 10:53 AM

when did you aquire this taste for big fat beer guts?

Doctor Dre 09-06-2004 10:57 AM

You want to see nakkid man ! U ghay ass m0ph0

MrIzzz 09-06-2004 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
Borrow the fastsize device from Juicy before :)

i did, i was too rough with it and i broke it:(

kmanrox 09-06-2004 10:57 AM

be prepared to see 98% gay guys and 2 % ugly women... maybe 1 hot chick, and she'll be with her BF....

trust me on this....

ENJOY hahaha

MrIzzz 09-06-2004 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
when did you aquire this taste for big fat beer guts?
dont forget hairy:thumbsup

colpanic 09-06-2004 10:58 AM

Ill be out at Blacks Beach in San Diego today... but not at the nude part. (decent surfing)

Last time I walked over to the nude area, and every fantasy about lounging in the sand with a pile of beautiful women was quickly crushed.

Just in case you are ever thinking about it.... do not walk around with a shirt on, but no pants... I don't know how it is worse, but it is in fact, worse!

Basic_man 09-06-2004 10:58 AM

I hope for you that there will be at least one cute girl !

emthree 09-06-2004 10:59 AM

They have them here in NY? :1orglaugh

Lucy 09-06-2004 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by MrIzzz
i did, i was too rough with it and i broke it:(

that's bad:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MrIzzz 09-06-2004 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by emthree
They have them here in NY? :1orglaugh
shhhhhhhhhhh

dont let eveyone in on the joke:1orglaugh





but actually i heard that theres one somewhere by robert moses

Joesho 09-06-2004 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Prepare yourself to see lots of people who should never be allowed on a nude beach.:2 cents:
HAHA LOL you like d that Nude beach in florida huh Nick ?

Nanda 09-06-2004 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Prepare yourself to see lots of people who should never be allowed on a nude beach.:2 cents:
:thumbsup :1orglaugh

eiht_98 09-06-2004 11:28 AM

pay attention to the soap in the showers

loverboy 09-06-2004 11:30 AM

don't forget to wear the thongs :)

MrIzzz 09-06-2004 11:31 AM

what if there really is a hot chick, what should i do if i get a hardon?

jade_dragon 09-06-2004 11:33 AM

Those aint scuba snorkles sticking out of the water........

adamneve 09-06-2004 11:58 AM

watch out from the flag poles

polish_aristocrat 09-06-2004 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
what if there really is a hot chick, what should i do if i get a hardon?
You will get banned from that beach :1orglaugh

Vanilla DeVille 09-06-2004 12:08 PM

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Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
Prepare yourself to see lots of people who should never be allowed on a nude beach.:2 cents:
No Kiddin... The OR nude beaches are the same way!!

GiantGnome 09-06-2004 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
what if there really is a hot chick, what should i do if i get a hardon?


DO NOT TAKE PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!

NickPapageorgio 09-06-2004 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho
HAHA LOL you like d that Nude beach in florida huh Nick ?
It wasn't too bad except for the 103 year old man. I could go the rest of my life and never ever see anything like that again...and it would be fine with me.

MaDalton 09-06-2004 01:13 PM

don't lie on the back and dig a hole before :2 cents:

pure energy 09-06-2004 05:40 PM

After that you'll have a perfect tan. Don't forget the pics bro!

zentz 09-06-2004 05:53 PM

happy watching :winkwink:

OzMan 09-06-2004 06:13 PM

Bring a camcorder with one of these lenses fitted

http://i24.ebayimg.com/03/i/00/98/f4/bc_1.JPG

Then point your camera at a fucking yacht or something while you zoom on some punani and say "wow that yacht is really cool" or something like that to complete the deception :thumbsup

arg 09-06-2004 06:16 PM

avoid the bathrooms. or frequent the bathrooms, depending on your perspective.

http://www.nudebeachbathroom.com/1/main.php

SpikeHeel 09-06-2004 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by OzMan
Bring a camcorder with one of these lenses fitted

http://i24.ebayimg.com/03/i/00/98/f4/bc_1.JPG

Then point your camera at a fucking yacht or something while you zoom on some punani and say "wow that yacht is really cool" or something like that to complete the deception :thumbsup

lol...nice advice and nice cam. :1orglaugh is this yours?

TweetyBird 09-06-2004 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
You want to see nakkid man ! U ghay ass m0ph0
hehe :glugglug

OzMan 09-06-2004 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpikeHeel
lol...nice advice and nice cam. :1orglaugh is this yours?
:Graucho


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