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i'm goind to the nude beach today
does anyone have any tips for me? i've never been to one
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Take a camera... and a fig leaf! :thumbsup
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Don't bring Roofus
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bring your camera then post the produce here
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Prepare yourself to see lots of people who should never be allowed on a nude beach.:2 cents:
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is it bad if i bring my zoom lens? |
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but roofus is people friendly??? and he likes the ocean:( |
when did you aquire this taste for big fat beer guts?
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You want to see nakkid man ! U ghay ass m0ph0
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i did, i was too rough with it and i broke it:( |
be prepared to see 98% gay guys and 2 % ugly women... maybe 1 hot chick, and she'll be with her BF....
trust me on this.... ENJOY hahaha |
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Ill be out at Blacks Beach in San Diego today... but not at the nude part. (decent surfing)
Last time I walked over to the nude area, and every fantasy about lounging in the sand with a pile of beautiful women was quickly crushed. Just in case you are ever thinking about it.... do not walk around with a shirt on, but no pants... I don't know how it is worse, but it is in fact, worse! |
I hope for you that there will be at least one cute girl !
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They have them here in NY? :1orglaugh
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that's bad:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
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dont let eveyone in on the joke:1orglaugh but actually i heard that theres one somewhere by robert moses |
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pay attention to the soap in the showers
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don't forget to wear the thongs :)
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what if there really is a hot chick, what should i do if i get a hardon?
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Those aint scuba snorkles sticking out of the water........
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watch out from the flag poles
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DO NOT TAKE PICS!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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don't lie on the back and dig a hole before :2 cents:
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After that you'll have a perfect tan. Don't forget the pics bro!
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happy watching :winkwink:
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Bring a camcorder with one of these lenses fitted
http://i24.ebayimg.com/03/i/00/98/f4/bc_1.JPG Then point your camera at a fucking yacht or something while you zoom on some punani and say "wow that yacht is really cool" or something like that to complete the deception :thumbsup |
avoid the bathrooms. or frequent the bathrooms, depending on your perspective.
http://www.nudebeachbathroom.com/1/main.php |
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