ok, now I'm starting to worry...
 

My gf and I bought the Lord of the Rings version of Risk the other day and just cracked it open last night.

The game comes with the "precious" "one ring" that has the inscriptions and everything.

Here's what concerns me.... it fits her ring finger perfectly. Infact, it even looks good on her.

Is she evil? :(

Is she hot? If so she must be evil so send her here immeadiately so I can cure her:winkwink:

I'd say yes.

all women are evil.... your momma didnt teach you this?

post pics of her and i'll tell you!

Yea. Women are evil!!! I am agree!

No she's not
but whens the wedding? :winkwink:

Well now you know what size of ring to get, it is a sign

If her family has their way, it could be as soon as Christmas. They really like me I think.

Scary... if she mentions "mount doom" during sex, I'm out of here.

LOL, hahaha you have got to be kiding me right?

you and your gitrl play Lord of the rings risk together ? hahaha

you are such a fucking moron...

i would be scared to go to sleep tonight :helpme

yes, with friends... sorry that socializing and having a good time seems "moronic" to you, but some regular people do these things.

Oh, and for those of you with reading comprehension problems (such as Joesho), I never said we played it... I said we cracked it open... so we could check it out.

Joesho, please... let us pros make you look like a retard... you do it so badly.

mount doom.. lol

Hey, risk is a kick ass game. If I had a few friends I'd proudly state that I played a board game with friends. Ignore the haters of actual social interaction! lol :)

cool

:evil-laug :thumbsup

Oh I am sorry, I did not realize you cracked it open to get her a ring ( cracker jacks all out at your local walmart? LOL)

You're really going to keep pushing this... you really don't have any clue how stupid you make yourself look huh?

Ok, follow along... the game is very different from Risk, in that it has different pieces and cards and a different board... so we wanted to check it out. We had no idea there was even a ring in there, much less that it would fit her.

Now then... I have no idea how you're going to misinterpret all of this now, but I'm sure you'll find a way in your incredibly genius way you do.

However, if that "genius way" is starting to wear off, I highly suggest taking another toke first... it makes these comments of yours all that much more entertaining.