OK, I'll admit it... I am Lorenzo Lamas.
 

Just having fun with you all. Got you all pretty good... suckers!

Anyone who wants the password to it can have it.

password is now out of my hands.

Lorenzo who ???

Nice try, but I am Lorenzo.

Lorenzo's Llama. He posts here occasionally.

http://www.tigers-animal-actors.com/...ther/llama.jpg LINK HOTTEN

Stevesore, I am looking for people to redesign my site and I went to your 'design site' and it is the only design site I have seen here, or anywhere on the internet, that doesn't show anything - at all.

Why is that, maybe because you suck?

:evil-laug

sexy:Graucho

When you ICQ'ed me to get the password, I told you that my portfolio is only available to trusted potential clientele. I am not for hire by just anybody and not everybody needs to see it since it would be a waste of their time and mine.

Don't worry I won't tell anyone who you are. You're doing a good job with the screenname already ;)

I wish I had the time to spend here as much as you kids do, but all I have to say is that you seriously need to learn to spell and you are a sucker as well. I've never talked to you on 'ICQ'.

Show us a sample of your 'work'. I have a funny feeling you'd be embarrassed to do so.

:winkwink:

http://soccermammas.com enjoy!:1orglaugh

I think my home page is better that that. This is one of your very few 'designs' here, http://citrusfresh.com

Absolutely pathetic. I bet that wasn't even for a customer. That's one of you side 'ventures' because 'designing' isn't quite payin the bills, eh?

:1orglaugh

omg wow! LOL, you think I designed that? ummm nope, you're doing way too many drugs. you are wrong. only thing I did for that site was redo the logo for them when i was working for MATRIX CONTENT... the only person who would have known about that Citrus Fresh site or have access to that information anymore would be Norman Bentley. You know the guy who's in trouble for supposedly giving Acacia the Matrix DB of Webmasters and a whole other slew of great drama if I cared to release it to the webmaster public? *cough* mike smith *cough*

So you tell me... which current matrix employee are you really?

That website resides on your server, my designer informs me.

Here's what he sent me:



66.117.30.23



Registrant:
Citrus Fresh
6147 Teesdale ave
N. Hollywood, California 91606
United States

Registered through: GoDaddy.com
Domain Name: CITRUSFRESH.COM
Created on: 16-Apr-02
Expires on: 16-Apr-05
Last Updated on: 16-Apr-04

Administrative Contact:
Mor, Amit
Citrus Fresh
6147 Teesdale ave
N. Hollywood, California 91606
United States
8184029926 Fax --
Technical Contact:
Mor, Amit
Citrus Fresh
6147 Teesdale ave
N. Hollywood, California 91606
United States
8184029926 Fax --

Domain servers in listed order:
NS1.CMEMARKETING.COM
NS2.CMEMARKETING.COM



(busted)

:1orglaugh

Hey Sherlock, you do realize that more than one person can be hosted on the same server right? LOL, that's a site that was a friend of the company that needed hosting and it got transfered to servers of the people who left Matrix... of whom I'm close friends with.

dumbass... :1orglaugh

You just put your foot in your own mouth.

:1orglaugh

Oh I did? How? Please tell me.

That's some good shit, Stevecore. I laughed my ass off. :thumbsup

I can't stop laughing myself. Thanks for the laugh Stevesore!

:1orglaugh

You're welcome, but I'm still waiting for you to tell me how I put my foot in my mouth.

Whos Mike Smith?

My name is better, Steve.

:321GFY

hey stevecore