I'm having a miserable day.
 

Too personal to get into. I feel like smashing things. Large, expensive things.
Anyone got a Jaguar I can borrow?:Graucho

Why not just go pick a fight with some big black dude who has alot of bling?

rub it off :Graucho

There are no black men in Canada. Well, there are a few, but you can't see them because they're constantly covered with white women.

But they don't live near here.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Reminds me of the song "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit
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Break Stuff:

Its just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up.

Everything is fucked. Everybody sux.

You don't really know why but want justify rippin' someone's head off.

No human contact and if you interact your life is on contract.

Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker.

It's just one of those days!!

(chorus) its all about the he says she says bullshit. I think you better quit lettin' shit slip or you'll be leavin with a fat lip. Its all about the he says she says bullshit. I think you better quit talkin that shit. (Punk, so come and get it)

its just one of those days feelin' like a freight train.

First one to complain leaves with a blood stain.

Damn right I'm a maniac.

You better watch your back cuz I'm fuckin' up your program.

And if your stuck up you just lucked up.

Next in line to get fucked up. Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker.

Its just one of those days!!

(chorus)

I feel like shit. My suggestion is to keep your distance cuz right now im dangerous.

We've all felt like shit and been treated like shit.

All those motherfuckers that want to step up I hope you know I pack a chain saw.

ill skin your ass raw. And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...

break your fuckin' face tonight!!

give me somethin' to break.

How bout your fuckin' face.

I hope you know I pack a chain saw, what!!...(chorus)
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Hope that cheers you up a bit!
:thumbsup

Face the wall and do what ever you want!