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Jace 09-05-2004 02:32 PM

Lorenzo Lamas is apparently a huge dickhead
 
lorenzo, if this is really you on here, your an idiot....and failure and stuck up prick...LOL

why is it always the failures that act so selfish and like they are the be all end all?

this from www.mikesouth.com

Quote:

It was funny really. We were shooting at Dragon Con here in Atlanta all of this weekend. It was a field segement for a show that will be aired on network television. As luck would have it the Producer/Director of the Segment lived in Florida, West Palm to be exact and his flight up here was cancelled. He couldn't make the drive in time and Dragon Con wasn't going to be rescheduled, so now, lil ole me, the Field Producer of the segment, becomes the Producer/Director. Now Dragon Con is a big show, bringing in 30,000 or so attendees from all over the world. They also bring in some "celebrities" to sign autographs. One of my tasks was to get as many celebrities as we could on camera. There were only a few who were recognizeable to me June Lockhart, Lorenzo Lamas, Dr Demento, Margot Kidder and David Carradine.

Carradine never showed, June Lockhart had contractual obligations preventing her from appearing on camera. All of them were nice though...Except Lorenzo Lamas. The overblown ego was a complete prick and he wasn't any nicer to the fans who wanted his autograph. Of course you probably recognize the name like I did but stop and think about it a second...what was he actually IN?

I went to IMDB and found out that almost everything he was in was a dismal failure. He directed a few movies that were even more lackluster than his washed up career. This is a guy who desperately needs any publicity he can get yet he acts like he is superior to those who ultimately pay his bills? No wonder he can't even get a gig on Hollywood Squares...Now he is just a no talent has been who doesn't even have any looks anymore. Welcome to your well deserved exile you fucking prick.....

tgpmakers 09-05-2004 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
lorenzo, if this is really you on here, your an idiot....and failure and stuck up prick...LOL

why is it always the failures that act so selfish and like they are the be all end all?

this from www.mikesouth.com

WHO? :feels-hot

Manowar 09-05-2004 02:39 PM

:1orglaugh

detoxed 09-05-2004 02:46 PM

Renegade was badass

Sly_RJ 09-05-2004 02:48 PM

He's bitter because he could never quite get past the ceiling of failure.

hova 09-05-2004 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
Renegade was badass
It sure was!

Lorenzo was one of the coolest mofos ever, just like Mc Gyver

thumbsUP 09-05-2004 03:31 PM

Ah come on now where is Lorenzo Lamas?
doesnt he have anything to say about his attitude at dragon con? come on you washed up wanna be celeb?:1orglaugh

Alltopnotch 09-05-2004 03:32 PM

that fools gay...

candyflip 09-05-2004 04:26 PM

This wasn't evident in his posts here? :winkwink:

Lorenzo_Lamas 09-05-2004 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
lorenzo, if this is really you on here, your an idiot....
Someone needs to send you back to grammar school, son. If YOU'RE going to call someone an idiot, make sure you don't look like one in the process.

Just a little tip for you, from me to you.

:winkwink:

pornstar2pac 09-05-2004 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Someone needs to send you back to grammar school, son. If YOU'RE going to call someone an idiot, make sure you don't look like one in the process.

Just a little tip for you, from me to you.

:winkwink:


They need a new celeb for Celebrity Poker on Bravo. are you game?

Lorenzo_Lamas 09-05-2004 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac
They need a new celeb for Celebrity Poker on Bravo. are you game?
Thanks, but no.

Lorenzo_Lamas 09-05-2004 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
this from www.mikesouth.com

...and you guys are busting on my site?!

Also, I don't see anything there about me.

Alltopnotch 09-05-2004 08:29 PM

/\ you're gay... :P

Lorenzo_Lamas 09-05-2004 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alltopnotch
/\ you're gay... :P
You call me gay and you probably have the gayest 'webmaster site' of any I have seen on here.

http://www.alltopnotch.com/webmasters.htm

(you are gay)

:1orglaugh

Alltopnotch 09-05-2004 08:34 PM

/\ how is that gay? lol...i've gotten referrals from that "gay" site...:Graucho

KDizzla 09-05-2004 08:37 PM

Hes a fucking flamer. :2 cents:

Honeyslut 09-05-2004 08:38 PM

Oh damn.

I thought the thread title said Lorenzo Lamas has a huge dick !


:Graucho

BradM 09-05-2004 08:40 PM

Lorenzo.. man if this was really you, you'd want to have dinner with BradM.
But you're a fake nick, sadly. :(

Lorenzo_Lamas 09-05-2004 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Lorenzo.. man if this was really you, you'd want to have dinner with BradM.
Sorry, I am getting married to yet another Playboy Playmate. I am not into guys.

born4porn 09-05-2004 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
Renegade was badass
I used to watch it all the time!

Lorenzo_Lamas 09-05-2004 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by born4porn
I used to watch it all the time!
Thanks guys, I appreciate that.

Spunky 09-05-2004 09:11 PM

Anybody who believes this is the real Lorenzo needs more help then this character trying to act like him.

jwerd 09-05-2004 09:14 PM

Lorenzo, how much money do you make now? What is your take? Obviously you show a lack of funds due to your frontpage generated site. ROFL.

Lorenzo_Lamas 09-05-2004 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lamerhooD
Lorenzo, how much money do you make now? What is your take? Obviously you show a lack of funds due to your frontpage generated site. ROFL.
What did you use to design you site?

http://www.sadsoft.com

At least I don't have seriously distorted images on my site.

Lamerhood. I can pretty much guess how you came up with that clever name. You are a lamer and you live in the hood?

:1orglaugh

SpikeHeel 09-05-2004 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hova
It sure was!

Lorenzo was one of the coolest mofos ever, just like Mc Gyver

..not only like Mc Gyver. he's also like night rider! :1orglaugh

Lorenzo_Lamas 09-05-2004 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpikeHeel
..not only like Mc Gyver. he's also like night rider! :1orglaugh
I'd have to agree.

http://www.americanphoto.co.jp/pages...Plans-3269.jpg

:winkwink:

TonyL 09-05-2004 10:32 PM

Trust me, even Lorenzo Lamas has better things to do than monitor GFY.... You guys need to get outside more. This is a simple board character.

Lorenzo_Lamas 09-05-2004 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TonyL
Trust me, even Lorenzo Lamas has better things to do than monitor GFY.... You guys need to get outside more. This is a simple board character.
The more of you kids that whine similar phrases are just get talked over by people that know better. After all, is it really that threatening to your own pathetic existance to even concieve that I could just possibly be the real deal?

Psst! - I already have proven repeatedly that I am for real. Read the thread linked below my picture.

:Graucho

Jace 09-06-2004 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
Someone needs to send you back to grammar school, son. If YOU'RE going to call someone an idiot, make sure you don't look like one in the process.

Just a little tip for you, from me to you.

:winkwink:

haha, is THAT the only argument you have for being a washed up hack? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dude, i make more before noon each day than you make on your latest guest appearance on Sheena....go back to the sewer you usless piece of flesh, hollywood already asked you to leave once in the way of no work...get a clue

maybe you can be on the next season of surreal life you loser

Jace 09-06-2004 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
...and you guys are busting on my site?!

Also, I don't see anything there about me.

that site makes more on a monthly basis than your whole career....

there is a whole paragraph right on top you moron...and this thread has it quoted

you really are an idiot, i see why you flunked out of hollywood and ended up on a PORN webmaster forum....last resort huh?

Lorenzo_Lameass 09-06-2004 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
that site makes more on a monthly basis than your whole career....

there is a whole paragraph right on top you moron...and this thread has it quoted

you really are an idiot, i see why you flunked out of hollywood and ended up on a PORN webmaster forum....last resort huh?

I thought you said he was a fake

TurboAngel 09-06-2004 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lameass
I thought you said he was a fake
I know you're a fake!


:winkwink:

Lorenzo_Lameass 09-06-2004 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboAngel
I know you're a fake!


:winkwink:

:1orglaugh

TurboAngel 09-06-2004 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lameass
:1orglaugh


:winkwink:

escorpio 09-06-2004 09:37 AM

I don't know who the fuck Lorenzo Lamas is or whether or not he's a board character but these threads are funny as hell.

Jace 09-06-2004 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lameass
I thought you said he was a fake
he is, i just have to stroke his ego

i heard david hassellhoff is coming soon to stick up for him

Lorenzo_Lamas 09-06-2004 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaceXXX
he is, i just have to stroke his ego

i heard david hassellhoff is coming soon to stick up for him


The correct spelling of his last name is 'Hasselhoff'.

Also, the lorenzo lamass you're referring to in the quote here, is a 'character'. I am Lorenzo Lamas and the only thing you are stroking is yourself.

I love getting you all jammed up. It's just so damn easy.

:evil-laug

Lorenzo_Lameass 09-06-2004 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
The correct spelling of his last name is 'Hasselhoff'.

Also, the lorenzo lamass you're referring to in the quote here, is a 'character'. I am Lorenzo Lamas and the only thing you are stroking is yourself.

I love getting you all jammed up. It's just so damn easy.

:evil-laug

Yes, my ass is still hurtin from your love jammin !

Lorenzo_Lameass 09-06-2004 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
The correct spelling of his last name is 'Hasselhoff'.

Also, the lorenzo lamass you're referring to in the quote here, is a 'character'. I am Lorenzo Lamas and the only thing you are stroking is yourself.

I love getting you all jammed up. It's just so damn easy.

:evil-laug

very interesting

correcting spelling just like the Grammar Police

:winkwink:

xclusive 09-06-2004 11:33 AM

renegade did kick a lot off ass...

Steve 09-06-2004 11:41 AM

Why no love for Lorenzo? Between him and Dean Cain, you have about 1/2 the of the action dvd's available for rent at Hollywood Video. If you get TMC/Cinemax then you have had to have watched a bunch of his flicks.

Lorenzo_Lameass 09-06-2004 11:42 AM

http://www.twofunnyguys.com/celebs/lorenzo_lamas.jpg

scardog 09-06-2004 12:19 PM

Lorenzo,

You recently (within the last 18 months to a year ) starred in a horror movie by a director name David ________ , The movie
is titled ______ ____ 2 .

Can you fill in the blanks?

DavidHasselhoff 09-06-2004 01:49 PM

leave my friend lorenzo alone!!!!!

he means no harm, he is just bored and out of work so he comes to these forum chat places and looks sort of dumb every once and a while

has everyone seen my flabby man boobs bounce when I run in slow motion on baywatch?

Jace 09-06-2004 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
The correct spelling of his last name is 'Hasselhoff'.

Also, the lorenzo lamass you're referring to in the quote here, is a 'character'. I am Lorenzo Lamas and the only thing you are stroking is yourself.

I love getting you all jammed up. It's just so damn easy.

:evil-laug

rofl, is this me jammed up? haha

and of course I am stroking myself, don't we all when we talk to such a sexy board trolll

oh god, i think i am gunna cum...

OH GOD.............!

HOLY SHIT THAT FELT GOOD

Lorenzo_Lameass 09-18-2004 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DavidHasselhoff
leave my friend lorenzo alone!!!!!

he means no harm, he is just bored and out of work so he comes to these forum chat places and looks sort of dumb every once and a while

has everyone seen my flabby man boobs bounce when I run in slow motion on baywatch?

:321GFY

Centurion 09-19-2004 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lorenzo_Lamas
The correct spelling of his last name is 'Hasselhoff'.

Also, the lorenzo lamass you're referring to in the quote here, is a 'character'. I am Lorenzo Lamas and the only thing you are stroking is yourself.

I love getting you all jammed up. It's just so damn easy.

:evil-laug

How many wives have you had?

graphicsbytia 09-19-2004 01:41 AM

actually I think the character is brilliant.. look how long that other thread lasted and it's still going..

wtg whoever you are ;)


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