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stocktrader23 09-04-2004 06:00 PM

Just a note for those laughing at Lanterns resume...
 
I know html.

I don't use any html editor.

I know fuck all about servers.

It would take me 2 hours to make a fucked up gallery.

I don't own a TGP. (Although I bought one in 2001 for $5000 and tossed it soon after)

I don't know any programming.

I make plenty of money.


When a smart person decides to do something they get it done by any means necessary. I started with a whopping $0 and my html skills and was profitable from the first day. I missed all of the trial and error of submitting galleries, installing scripts, and all the other fun stuff so many of you have tried.

Think outside of the little world GFY has laid out for you and you might see something interesting.

Persius 09-04-2004 06:01 PM

lol
you had to make a new thread about this? hehe

Platinum/Lantern 09-04-2004 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
I know html.

I don't use any html editor.

I know fuck all about servers.

It would take me 2 hours to make a fucked up gallery.

I don't own a TGP. (Although I bought one in 2001 for $5000 and tossed it soon after)

I don't know any programming.

I make plenty of money.


When a smart person decides to do something they get it done by any means necessary. I started with a whopping $0 and my html skills and was profitable from the first day. I missed all of the trial and error of submitting galleries, installing scripts, and all the other fun stuff so many of you have tried.

Think outside of the little world GFY has laid out for you and you might see something interesting.


thanks for posting this...

detoxed 09-04-2004 06:04 PM

That doesnt mean he's worth hiring

stocktrader23 09-04-2004 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by Persius
lol
you had to make a new thread about this? hehe

It's just amazing to me that webmasters think like this. I understand most of the population is mildly retarded but you would think "business people" might know what's up.

detoxed 09-04-2004 06:10 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
It's just amazing to me that webmasters think like this. I understand most of the population is mildly retarded but you would think "business people" might know what's up.
But has he ever made anyone any money before? Has he made himself any money? If so why is he looking for a $500 a week job?

stocktrader23 09-04-2004 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
But has he ever made anyone any money before? Has he made himself any money? If so why is he looking for a $500 a week job?
I thought about applying for an affiliate manager position last month and I make way more now than I could doing that. Experience would be the main motivation. The fact that online you can run your business and still work is always a plus.

Platinum/Lantern 09-04-2004 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
But has he ever made anyone any money before? Has he made himself any money? If so why is he looking for a $500 a week job?
I've posted my stats here before...
I've had near $500 days before..
THIS YEAR

It's all about wanting to start something new...
if you see that as a problem then you are being small minded

detoxed 09-04-2004 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Platinum/Lantern
I've posted my stats here before...
I've had near $500 days before..
THIS YEAR

It's all about wanting to start something new...
if you see that as a problem then you are being small minded

Posting stats doesnt really mean anything, I could spend $10k on traffic and show $5k daily stats anytime.

stocktrader23 09-04-2004 06:21 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed
Posting stats doesnt really mean anything, I could spend $10k on traffic and show $5k daily stats anytime.
"These people pay me over $20k a month. You can trust them with your pathetic little check."

:1orglaugh

detoxed 09-04-2004 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
"These people pay me over $20k a month. You can trust them with your pathetic little check."

:1orglaugh

?

Whats the laughing part for? They have posted and confirmed how much they pay me. Or are you laughing at everyones pathetic little check?

Webby 09-04-2004 06:24 PM

stocktrader:

Quote:

I know html.

I don't use any html editor.

I know fuck all about servers.

It would take me 2 hours to make a fucked up gallery.

I don't own a TGP. (Although I bought one in 2001 for $5000 and tossed it soon after)

I don't know any programming.

I make plenty of money.
Hang on man! Can't ya be more "subtle" and just turn around before smirking? :glugglug

I can tell you of a few people who are in "high" positions in corps and "should" know this shit - but clearly know nothing.

It amazes me how the hell they can even work on a daily basis knowing nothing.

One held a grand title of "IT Director" in one corp. He kept calling round to get me help out with some tailoring of website pages. Then.... hell... it dawned that he did not even know what an editor was... speechless, but tried not to smile :-)

I told him some stuff - gave him an editor and he went off the do this shit. Two weeks later I get a call - "The editor does not work at the moment cos it needs a serial number" ... Yea? :-) OK.. Here's a serial number!

Needless to say, he was back within the month - not one step further forward and I gave in and did what he wanted to achieve.

Nice guy... but sheesh! :winkwink:

stocktrader23 09-04-2004 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
?

Whats the laughing part for? They have posted and confirmed how much they pay me. Or are you laughing at everyones pathetic little check?

You say posting stats doesn't mean anything yet you have stats in your sig.

Platinum/Lantern 09-04-2004 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
?

Whats the laughing part for? They have posted and confirmed how much they pay me. Or are you laughing at everyones pathetic little check?

Your statement of your check means something..

but mine doesn't...

C'mon...
don't be like that...


Either way..
if I get a job offer or not..

I'll be ok

detoxed 09-04-2004 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Platinum/Lantern
Your statement of your check means something..

but mine doesn't...

C'mon...
don't be like that...


Either way..
if I get a job offer or not..

I'll be ok

It means that stating that $ will get more webmaster referrals. Nothing else.

Platinum/Lantern 09-04-2004 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed
It means that stating that $ will get more webmaster referrals. Nothing else.
understood

Kimmykim 09-04-2004 08:10 PM

Thankfully you didn't say look at his sports betting history. Then we'd all be laughing like madmen.

Spunky 09-04-2004 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Thankfully you didn't say look at his sports betting history. Then we'd all be laughing like madmen.
Aha...Touche :1orglaugh

TDF 09-04-2004 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Thankfully you didn't say look at his sports betting history. Then we'd all be laughing like madmen.




:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Steen2 09-04-2004 08:21 PM

Lots of idiots don't know shit about html and all that jazz but still make bank.

You think you're special?

Theo 09-04-2004 08:23 PM

:1orglaugh

stocktrader23 09-04-2004 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steen2
Lots of idiots don't know shit about html and all that jazz but still make bank.

You think you're special?

They teach reading comprehension in your parts?

Steen2 09-04-2004 08:27 PM

Not until grade 8 :(

Holly 09-04-2004 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
I know fuck all about servers.
If anyone doesn't believe him, I will vouch for this part.

stocktrader23 09-04-2004 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
If anyone doesn't believe him, I will vouch for this part.
Damn you! I'm telling you that page was deleted. :1orglaugh

FlyingIguana 09-04-2004 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
I thought about applying for an affiliate manager position last month and I make way more now than I could doing that. Experience would be the main motivation. The fact that online you can run your business and still work is always a plus.
problem is, if you make money now, it could be tough not having more say in running the show. affiliate manager seems like monkey work, not enough using your head to build a strategic plan for the company.


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