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  • MikeHawk
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2004
    • 6683
    #1

    Fucking Squirrels keep waking me up

    Another really late night and woken up early again by the fucking Squirrels on my roof of my house, runing and playing at 6am ever morning... love that little creatures but going to have to kill this one...

    1. gun
    2. bb bun
    3. sling shot
    5. hose

    so far its been a water bottle and I have hit it once....or close to.


    Ok so fuck it.....going back to sleep now.....thanks for listening...
    Last edited by MikeHawk; 09-04-2004, 08:08 AM.
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    • Fred Quimby
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 5430
      #2
      If they are playing on your roof,,,chances are they are in your attic.

      It happpened to me last year,,,the little fuckers ripped up the insulation and chewed through the roof.

      BB Gun solved the problem

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        • Mike AI
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2001
          • 3624
          #3
          Might be safer to get some traps. Not as fun as guns, but maybe safer....


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            • PhillipB
              Just a Simple Carpenter
              • May 2003
              • 1338
              #4
              walnuts soaked in rat poison...works every time!

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                • WickedVenus
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                  • Aug 2004
                  • 3877
                  #5
                  When I was younger they would run around my grandpas yard, and I would feed them. I love them they are so cute. But yes I would get annouyed as well if it was waking me up in the mornings.
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                    • Platinumpimp
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                      • Jan 2004
                      • 10214
                      #6
                      Originally posted by APN Philip
                      walnuts soaked in rat poison...works every time!
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                        • notjoe
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                          • May 2002
                          • 5599
                          #7
                          Originally posted by APN Philip
                          walnuts soaked in rat poison...works every time!
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                            • MikeHawk
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 6683
                              #8
                              They are cute little fuckers....but driving me crazy, i have a house in the mountains, there is no attic so when they run you hear ever little step....also they are big as cats..so they are heavy little fuckers, I am thinking shot gun with rock salt....dont want to kill um, just knock them the fuck off the roof....

                              Tried to cut back all trees near house, they jump...neighbors now think its funny, we will see just how funny they think it is when I fire off my shot gun....

                              haha
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                                • dready
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                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 5247
                                  #9
                                  BB Gun is good non-leathal and doesn't disturb your neighbours. .22 is good if you're in the country.
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                                    • riosluts
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 5250
                                      #10
                                      did u have any food (or garbage) on your roof

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                                        • MikeHawk
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 6683
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by riosluts
                                          did u have any food (or garbage) on your roof
                                          No...
                                          I have a beautiful home...no garbage over here.....

                                          They just like to run.....and have fun, half of me is like awwww, they other half, is like die fuckers...
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                                            • Rob
                                              I'm a great bowler.
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 13310
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by APN Philip
                                              walnuts soaked in rat poison...works every time!
                                              Ha! The dreaded poison nut.

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                                                • dennisthemenace
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 2668
                                                  #13


                                                  just a squirrel tryin to get a nut..
                                                  All the best to you

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                                                    • TDF
                                                      Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 27296
                                                      #14
                                                      wheres the armed squirrerl when you need him?
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                                                        • Spunky
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                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 133978
                                                          #15
                                                          Get a cat..mine chases them away

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                                                            • johndoebob
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                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                              • 3405
                                                              #16
                                                              The european ones are shy and stay on trees or on the ground.If you see one a few feet away it will run away.

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                                                                • Manowar
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                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                  • 71528
                                                                  #17

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                                                                    • Jill_J
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                                                                      • May 2004
                                                                      • 3599
                                                                      #18
                                                                      you should be more patient to these small creatures, they are so nice

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                                                                        • sickkittens
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                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 25100
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Is there a tree right next to your house?

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                                                                            • volante
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                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                              • 2940
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Supersoaker filled with a water/ammonium mix. If you hit them enough they'll get the message, plus if you miss it'll leave behind an aroma they can't stand.

                                                                              This also works for keeping cats out of your garden as well, and is far more humane than poisoning or shooting them

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                                                                                • Holly
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                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 10017
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by toodamnfli
                                                                                  wheres the armed squirrerl when you need him?

                                                                                  I was thinking the same thing. I just knew if I kept scrolling he was gonna show up.


                                                                                  MikeHawk- get a box fan or a noise machine. I can't sleep with dead quiet, anymore. And you won't have to kill them (I have them everywhere here, too.)
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                                                                                    • Platinumpimp
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                                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                                      • 10214
                                                                                      #22
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                                                                                        • xclusive
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                                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                                          • 35218
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Best thing to do is to use mothballs and they will hate the smell and hopefully not bother you again ...

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                                                                                            • block
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                                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                                              • 1258
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Damn... Get out the bb gun

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                                                                                                • MikeHawk
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                  • 6683
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by volante
                                                                                                  Supersoaker filled with a water/ammonium mix. If you hit them enough they'll get the message, plus if you miss it'll leave behind an aroma they can't stand.

                                                                                                  This also works for keeping cats out of your garden as well, and is far more humane than poisoning or shooting them
                                                                                                  Seriously best idea ever.....thank you!!!!!!
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                                                                                                    • MikeHawk
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                                                                                                      • Jan 2004
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by PlatinumPimp
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                                                                                                        • MikeHawk
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                                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                                          • 6683
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by sickkittens
                                                                                                          Is there a tree right next to your house?
                                                                                                          Yeah, spent mone to have all the trees cut back all around the house, but they find a way, they are very resourceful little buggers.
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