Fucking Squirrels keep waking me up
 

Another really late night and woken up early again by the fucking Squirrels on my roof of my house, runing and playing at 6am ever morning... love that little creatures but going to have to kill this one...

1. gun
2. bb bun
3. sling shot
5. hose

so far its been a water bottle and I have hit it once....or close to.


Ok so fuck it.....going back to sleep now.....thanks for listening...:BangBang:

If they are playing on your roof,,,chances are they are in your attic.

It happpened to me last year,,,the little fuckers ripped up the insulation and chewed through the roof.

BB Gun solved the problem:glugglug

Might be safer to get some traps. Not as fun as guns, but maybe safer....

walnuts soaked in rat poison...works every time!

When I was younger they would run around my grandpas yard, and I would feed them. I love them they are so cute. But yes I would get annouyed as well if it was waking me up in the mornings.

:evil-laug

Hopefully the next time you're out to eat some guy will put a nice big load of cum in your food.

They are cute little fuckers....but driving me crazy, i have a house in the mountains, there is no attic so when they run you hear ever little step....also they are big as cats..so they are heavy little fuckers, I am thinking shot gun with rock salt....dont want to kill um, just knock them the fuck off the roof....

Tried to cut back all trees near house, they jump...neighbors now think its funny, we will see just how funny they think it is when I fire off my shot gun....

haha:1orglaugh

BB Gun is good non-leathal and doesn't disturb your neighbours. .22 is good if you're in the country.

did u have any food (or garbage) on your roof

No...
I have a beautiful home...no garbage over here.....

They just like to run.....and have fun, half of me is like awwww, they other half, is like die fuckers...:BangBang:

Ha! The dreaded poison nut. :batman

http://www.lendahand.com/dee67/squirrel.gif

just a squirrel tryin to get a nut..

wheres the armed squirrerl when you need him?

Get a cat..mine chases them away

The european ones are shy and stay on trees or on the ground.If you see one a few feet away it will run away.

you should be more patient to these small creatures, they are so nice:)

Is there a tree right next to your house?

Supersoaker filled with a water/ammonium mix. If you hit them enough they'll get the message, plus if you miss it'll leave behind an aroma they can't stand.

This also works for keeping cats out of your garden as well, and is far more humane than poisoning or shooting them :thumbsup

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I was thinking the same thing. I just knew if I kept scrolling he was gonna show up.


MikeHawk- get a box fan or a noise machine. I can't sleep with dead quiet, anymore. And you won't have to kill them (I have them everywhere here, too.)

On request:

http://www.adultcreation.com/fun/RamboSquirrel.jpg

Best thing to do is to use mothballs and they will hate the smell and hopefully not bother you again ...

Damn... Get out the bb gun :ak47:

Seriously best idea ever.....thank you!!!!!!

:1orglaugh

Yeah, spent mone to have all the trees cut back all around the house, but they find a way, they are very resourceful little buggers.