I'm making apple pie today
 

Hmmm... pie :glugglug

are you goign to stick your cock in it and serve it to your friends

No, that would be a waste.

not if u video taped it then served it, then watched the video tape as they are eating it

Would still be a waste. I could just as well do that with a store-bought pie instead of a masterpiece of my own hand.

ok now u are makign me hungry

I only make apple pies on christmas, easter, thanksgiving etc. Don't have the time during the rest of the year. Having said that...I now have a craving for apple pie and might try to see if i can fit some baking into the long weekend

banana cream pie is the best

apple pie is the best, have it ala mode, with two spoons, and naked with a partner, and whooopie that is the best desert I have ever tasted...:thumbsup