Taking bets on the winners of the YP Stupid Human Olympics!
 

Okay Boys and Girls~

The YP Mexico event will commence next weekend in
sunny La Salina, Mexico. As most of you know, this years
event features a contest of wit, skill, dexterity, and
(yes, sadly!) APPETITE.

Following a morning of intense drinking at the sponsored
(otherwise known at industry events as FREE)
Bloody Mary Bar, the crowd will gather and the
games will begin!!

We will be bellyflopping, taco eating, putt putt golfing,
breast guessing, human wheelbarrow-ing (?), and
otherwise making complete asses of ourselves.

As I'm certain that JFK will be on hand to capture
the event (as any true photo journalist would be!),
you will all have a chance to witness the events
following the trophy ceremony.
Therefore, I believe it is time to take a stab at
projecting the winners of the coveted
"We Convert" cup. :thumbsup

Here's the official list of contestants:

Rochard / Scooter
Todd Yanks / James Hotmovies
Zoe Zoebaboe / Zebra
Paul Nash / Niko
WEG Gabe/ Buzz
Punker Barbie / Chaos
Sherms Shack / Derek Smout
Danza / Marc Womack
Chandiegirl / APN Philip
Rhiannon Bray / MikeHawk
Bryan Y / Dave


Although I am going to offer up the completely unbiased
opinion that Philip and I will KICK EVERYONE'S ASS, I'm
curious what everyone else thinks.

What do you say guys? Who's it gonna be?




:winkwink:

haha i wish i was going =)

sounds like fun

Okay, after a bribe of naked Jager pillow fighting, I've decided to place my $$$ on Chandie and Phillip :glugglug

i can't leave the US at the moment or they probably won't let me back in this year :(

so have fun you guys!

hahahaha :1orglaugh

sounds interesting

Uhhh. Hey. *psssst* Adrian~

Bribes are supposed to be SECRETS.

Geez.

PB,

I must apologize in advance. I value your friendship
(you little cutie!) :winkwink: VERY much, darling, but....












I'm going to have to beat you.

Did I say bribe? I meant to say "gift"















(we can still naked jager pillow fight right????)

**gives puppy face**

Since you put it THAT way....ok.

But what goes in Mexico, STAYS in Mexico.




Blabbermouth.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh cute. Damn you. LOL

But I suppose being able to pout
on cue IS a form of true sportsmanship.

You are trying to sway the vote, aren't
you? Sneaky!

I may have underestimated you.

**KISS**

PB and Chandie, will you stop *pouting* and *kissing* PLEASE!

I've never had to smoke a cigarette after reading a GFY post...damn it!

:smokin

Ok, winner of the YP Stupid Human Olympics gets to see Adrian and I naked pillow fighting.







Wait....why is everyone forfeiting????? :Graucho

It was strictly business I swear!!!!

Don't worry girl, the miniature golf game is in the bag. But I will need a little help with my stroke....

:eek7


See how corruptive strip bars are?

Send a nice, reserved guy in.....


......next thing you know he's talking
about needing help with his "stroke".


:1orglaugh

Chandiegirl, I think the competition is going to be steep lol
:glugglug

Awwwwww...how cute....:glugglug

Rhiannon Bray...My partner, think I might have a hard time concentrating for sure!:Graucho


http://www.quickbabes.net/rhiannon-b...on-bray-05.jpg

:thumbsup

EXACTLY.
Once again, advantage for team Philip/Chandie.


:Graucho

chandie give it up ....
i have been training

1 i have been drinking 15 bloody marys daily for 2 weeks
2 eating so much food till i puke
3 having shirley run my around the backyard like a wheel barrel with rocks on my back
4 playing with other womens tits daily
and see i have the ace in the whole ...









(shirley has been training to flash) oh yeah that is right ... when she thinks there is a possibility of us loosing she will be flashing various parts of her body to distract the winning male/female....

this is a totally underhanded move on her part but we are prepared to take this competition very seriously....

LOL

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Shit, this is going to definitely distract Chandie for sure.....fuck, I might have to call it quits. :1orglaugh

mexihoe yumm

yeah this is going to be fun

so, this will be kind of like the Special Olympics but with alcohol...

I'm going to deal with you point by point, Chaos. :winkwink:

1.) This is actually a DISADVANTAGE. Your tolerance AND inhibitions will be WAY too high. I, on the other hand, will have a proclivity for absolute drunkeness and a complete lack of inhibition. Making an ass of myself will be a piece of cake. As for Philip and his ability to lower his standards to "winning form", I plead the fifth. Saturday will speak for itself.

2,) I am from Texas. In Texas, taco eating is an art form.
Enuff said.

3.) I happen to know that this is normal for you and am not impressed. IF I thought it was simply for training purposes, this one might actually make me a tad fearful.

4.) Again, SHOCKED! Oh wait, no I'm not. :winkwink:

As for the ace in the hole part, if you will refer to my intro thread http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=336156 you will note that I already have slept with your girl, so flashing may not be effective where I am concerned. I am considering the effect this may have on Philip and am taking precautions to insure that we get through this "guerilla" tactic unscathed.

We'll see who is on the podium come Saturday afternoon.

(p.s. you know I love ya!)

i'm buying the winner 3 poppers.....

wish i was going

sleazy, looking good in quebec, get your ass down to the YP!

I wish you were too. :(

As I am staying in the SleazyDream/TalkPorno house, I'll
make sure and do you proud in the S.H.O., hun!

*muah*

Just got back from a long weekend training.

You are in trouble.

LMAO then go bro, nothing like flying all the time ;-))

Same here but i got to keep my priorities straight and it's bit sad cause this one looks like it's goign to be fantastic.

Hehe, oh man this is going to kick ass!


Can't wait, Zebra and are going to OWN!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Rock on, Zoe! :thumbsup

This is going to be FUN!

Btw, is everyone up for a little
Kickball or Dodgeball game on the beach?

i'm totally down for either, hehe.

Ya know, Zoe...I heard we are in the same house. :thumbsup

I'm thinking our house is going to be THE house.
Whatcha' think?

I smell a money opportunity here. haha

I have told you before and I will tell you again Chandie!!!


You are stunningly beautiful, and surprisingly smart to match!!!!

But Paul Nash and I are WAY more stupid than you could ever be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So you are going down my hot friend!!!!!

Go enter a beauty pageant, or a spelling B and you will do fine! But you are out of your league when it comes to Stupid Humans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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there is no way that anyone else can win this... it's Phil and Chandie Hands Down... I'll be their coach and make sure they do things right... Fuck having Class or Looking Nice... we're there to win this!

Ok so as there coach we can count on you to have no class, and to look like shit????

Interesting strategy you have there! Look forward to meeting you for sure! :thumbsup

will be my first time as well, so no idea what to look forward to ;)

but even though what happens in mexico stays in mexico, I've been hearing lots of wild stories from everyone LOL

I have no clue who his partner is, but, as a skilled master of stupidity myself, I will vouch for Marc Womack's unmatched skills in breast guessing, belly flopping, taco eating, and otherwise making a complete ass of himself. His pure competitiveness will put him over the top in the other catagories as well. Besides, I personally trained this guy to drink Jagermeister, so, I'm sorry, but the rest of you should give up now.

I only wish I could be there to see my predictions come true.

Oh yeah?


That's it. Out house has become party central! Whoohoo!


Yeah, this'll be fun

Let the games Begin............... as soon as I get there :1orglaugh

Are you sure you aren't just buttering me up
so that I'll go easier on you?

I'm wise to this kind of strategy.....you can't win that easily!!!!

:winkwink: