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Head 09-03-2004 04:40 PM

Who Here Lets their Dogs Lick their Plates after they've Eaten?
 
I don't see the big deal as long as they're washed after.
Discuss

eroswebmaster 09-03-2004 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Head
I don't see the big deal as long as they're washed after.
Discuss

We usually scrape it off onto a paper plate.

freeadultcontent 09-03-2004 04:41 PM

cleaner than the forks used by the humans.

Pete 09-03-2004 04:44 PM

I have a big problem with dogs anywhere near the table when eating. It royally pisses me right off.

Trixie 09-03-2004 04:49 PM

Our dog licks our plates. FACT: A dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's mouth. It's SO much easier to wash after our dog licks them clean!

I don't understand how anyone could have a problem with this, except it encourages the dog to stare you down until you're done eating and give it the fucking plate.

fris 09-03-2004 04:49 PM

our dog usally gets her own meal. she gets her own plate.

woj 09-03-2004 04:50 PM

I don't see any problems with it, the dog likes it, no food gets wasted, and it's easier to clean it afterwards...

Head 09-03-2004 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie


except it encourages the dog to stare you down until you're done eating and give it the fucking plate.

Ya I'm not crazy about them watching me eat.

axelcat 09-03-2004 04:53 PM

thats gross

bhutocracy 09-03-2004 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie
Our dog licks our plates. FACT: A dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's mouth.
I can't believe so many people are so fucking stupid.
A dogs mouth is NOT cleaner.. or fucks sake. You guys believe any urban legend you hear.. they eat rotting things they find, don't brush their teeth, and the food they eat is not fit for human consumption.. I can't think of many things more disgusting than having a dog lick my plate for one - what the fuck is the thing doing inside the house?

"Remember, a dog's tongue is not only his wash cloth but also his toilet paper."

http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar.../aa090400a.htm

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articl...ch/ai_97515424

SureFire 09-03-2004 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie
Our dog licks our plates. FACT: A dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's mouth. It's SO much easier to wash after our dog licks them clean!

I don't understand how anyone could have a problem with this, except it encourages the dog to stare you down until you're done eating and give it the fucking plate.

I heard that too but I am not sure if it is fact.

My sister in-law lets her dogs lick plates, pots and pans?I usually just have a drink at her house?her dogs think that cleaning the kitty box is a treat!

I have yet to see her dogs lick a glass or coffee mug?

emmanuelle 09-03-2004 05:28 PM

Kitty hovers till he gets the plate or bowl.

Easton 09-03-2004 05:33 PM

i used to do that when i lived at my parents

Trixie 09-03-2004 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy
I can't believe so many people are so fucking stupid.
A dogs mouth is NOT cleaner.. or fucks sake. You guys believe any urban legend you hear.. they eat rotting things they find, don't brush their teeth, and the food they eat is not fit for human consumption.. I can't think of many things more disgusting than having a dog lick my plate for one - what the fuck is the thing doing inside the house?

"Remember, a dog's tongue is not only his wash cloth but also his toilet paper."

http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar.../aa090400a.htm

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articl...ch/ai_97515424

Even if a dog's mouth is FILTHY . . . If you wash the plate after the dog licked it, what is the problem?

Thanks for the urbanlegends link -- it actually gives evidence supporting the theory that a dog's mouth is cleaner. :1orglaugh

But all of that still leaves me wonder . . . if the human vagina is cleaner than the human mouth, and a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's mouth . . . what's cleaner, a human vagina or a dog's mouth?

mardigras 09-03-2004 07:06 PM

Dogs love it when they get to eat off your plate. That's more special (it's a social thing) than if you give them their own. The main thing is to get them trained to sit patiently until they get the plate. My dogs know they are going to get something, I just haven't been able to convince the cat it's not OK to try to help yourself:1orglaugh

No biggie. Use hot water and antiseptic dishwashing liquid.:glugglug

sickkittens 09-03-2004 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy
I can't believe so many people are so fucking stupid.
A dogs mouth is NOT cleaner.. or fucks sake. You guys believe any urban legend you hear.. they eat rotting things they find, don't brush their teeth, and the food they eat is not fit for human consumption.. I can't think of many things more disgusting than having a dog lick my plate for one - what the fuck is the thing doing inside the house?

"Remember, a dog's tongue is not only his wash cloth but also his toilet paper."

http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar.../aa090400a.htm

http://www.findarticles.com/p/articl...ch/ai_97515424

Damn, you beat me to it. :winkwink:

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 09-03-2004 07:09 PM

i try not to feed him at the table, i did it like 3times and ever since then he wont leave me alone at dinner... he sits next to me and just looks at me... its weird... he also likes to jump up and "stands" at the table with his paws up and head hovering over the table... kinda funny seeing a pug right across from you

BlackCrayon 09-03-2004 07:15 PM

i used to know a family that would let their dog eat right off their fork, and oh no, not after they are done using it but right in the middle of a meal. ugh...

bhutocracy 09-03-2004 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie

Thanks for the urbanlegends link -- it actually gives evidence supporting the theory that a dog's mouth is cleaner. :1orglaugh

*sigh* No wonder you're ignorant enough to believe it.. you don't have any reading comprehension skills.. they're showing how doctors originally might have come to that conclusion but it was a flaw in the statistic data.

What does it matter if they're going to be cleaned anyway? It's the same reason I wouldn't take my plate into the toilet and curl a winding lincoln log onto to appreciate it's beauty before tipping it into the bowl - what's the fucking point? theres a small chance that your dishwashing skills won't be thourough enough to clean the plates properly, the same goes for a dishwashing machine which sometimes aren't as effective as they should be.

I bet you don't flush your head in the toilet just because you can jump in the shower afterwards.
People's ignorance just astounds me.

thePelican 09-03-2004 07:54 PM

Always let the dogs lick the plates.

The dishwasher sanitizes the dishes and I trust it...

If the temp doesn't reach a certain degree it tells you
and then you rewash. But that never happens little light is always green saying "sanitized."

I am more afraid to eat off of a plate at a restaurant that others have used. Who cares about a dog?

PS We have a Saint Bernard and a Min-Pin.

Trixie 09-03-2004 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bhutocracy
*sigh* No wonder you're ignorant enough to believe it.. you don't have any reading comprehension skills.. they're showing how doctors originally might have come to that conclusion but it was a flaw in the statistic data.

What does it matter if they're going to be cleaned anyway? It's the same reason I wouldn't take my plate into the toilet and curl a winding lincoln log onto to appreciate it's beauty before tipping it into the bowl - what's the fucking point? theres a small chance that your dishwashing skills won't be thourough enough to clean the plates properly, the same goes for a dishwashing machine which sometimes aren't as effective as they should be.

I bet you don't flush your head in the toilet just because you can jump in the shower afterwards.
People's ignorance just astounds me.

You're ruining my fun!!!

Seriously though -- judging from the quotations presented, those new studies might not take into account advances in medical care, etc. It's like people who claim cars and roads are safer now than they were 20 years ago, or that murders are decreasing when really -- just as many people are being seriously injured, but those accidents and attacks wind up not fatal because ER doctors are saving them due to medical advances.

I'll be ignorant, you be paranoid.

thePelican 09-03-2004 08:08 PM

here you go. just happened to get finished eating.

for your viewing pleasure...



http://209.181.208.98/doglick1.jpg



http://209.181.208.98/doglick2.jpg



http://209.181.208.98/doglick3.jpg

Rankings 09-03-2004 08:08 PM

Not the good china.

EviLGuY 09-03-2004 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Head
I don't see the big deal as long as they're washed after.
Discuss

I hardlly ever give my dogs scraps. They aren't THAT active to begin with.. and I don't need no lardass dogs. :)

gdog 09-03-2004 08:15 PM

No, every time I give my dog my food he gets the runs. The other morning I woke up to him panting next to the bed all excited.

I go downstairs and he left a nice suprise for me on the floor. Girlfriend gave him some our steak that night, she says, "oh he likes steak too" and gives me those eyes.

I am not confused, he is a dog, he likes food, any food pretty much. She thinks he knows its steak, he begs for everything he don't know shizit.

He's a pitbull, but he is the biggest baby, but I love the way people get scared of him because of their rep.


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