why do women bitch and complain about putting the toilet seat down?
 

I go out of my way to put that shit up so I don't piss on the seat and you can sit down in peace... The least you could fucking do is appreciate that instead of bitching and complaining about me not putting it down...


Next time I'll leave it down and piss all over it

they complain about everything

Dude... just give in. Its an unwinnable battle. :2 cents:

Bitch and complain? It's a common courtesy to do it. For one, who in the fuck wants to touch your pissy toilet lid and two, we don't like falling in the toilet lol

Women piss me off. They need to learn to put the lid UP when they're done.

Bitches will bitch about everything

Hey, if i have to touch it putting it up (and from the underside of it) ot is only fair that you put it down by simply tapping it and letting it fall...

Lets not forget that in relationships it take a 50/50 partnership for success!

Now that is what i'm talking about!!!

I'd gladly put it down if she left it up for me :thumbsup

My husband came to me already trained.. the rules in his house were when the man is done, he not only puts down the seat, but the lid too.. It's been glorious not having to deal with that shit... Small simply little considerations like that make life good.

ok it is a common fact that women pee more then men so therefore men should do their part hey if you leave the seat up in the day time no big! but when it comes to 2 or 3 in the morning and we are just getting up out of bed to pee we don't want to fall in the damn toilet!

Some even put that fluffy carpet shit around it... and the fucker won't stay up by itself, so you gottah hold it up while you're taking a piss... :/

I just refuse to let guys pee in my toilet unless they sit down! And many of them do. 50/50? Fine you carry the child for 4.5 months too k? LOL Yeah, that's what I thought!

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Backatcha tuff guy :321GFY

Once a month or so after my last piss of the night I leave it up.

That way when she needs to pee at 3 am and falls in I at least feel like I have a reason to be yelled at. Makes the argument less pointless and at least I get some satisfaction out of it.
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well then why should we lift it.. after all why would we want to touch it either?

I think equal rights means I'll lift it up.. but you have to put it down :1orglaugh

we as men have too many reponsibilities to worry about. when we go the bathroom we pee. we don't care if the toilet seat is up or down. if women wish to leave the seat down then we pee on it. if women have the common courtesy to lift the seat then they do not have to sit on pee..its up to women to look at the toilet seat prior to urinating...us men have enough responsibilities!!!

Hence why you'd be pissing outside and not in my toilet ;)

I mean if you are at someone else's home you should try to be respectful at your own home do what makes you happy. As I stated above we really do not like falling in the toilet! LOL

I still don't understand WHY women have to backup into the bathroom to piss??

How hard is it really to turn around, walk into the bathroom and LOOK at the fucking toilet seat before sitting down?

Hell, when I'm hunting in the woods and need to take a shit, I sure as hell don't back up to something without first making sure I'm not going to run a stick up my ass when I squat.

Just an excuse to bitch about something is all it is.

Exactly, but you forgot to add "all the time."

Of coures nobody wants to sit in pee. Thats why you wipe down the toilet EVERY time you use it, without fail.
Of course it's silly to not look where you're going to sit, especially in the bathroom.

What you should do is either put the seat AND lid down everytime, or leave it the way you found it.

Life is WAY too short for piddling issues like this..

Exactly. I never sit without looking to see what I will be sitting on.

Have you ever sat on a toilet that had the seat up?
End of discussion.

thats what i do as well.

unless you're blind, why would you?

I never have, unlike my wife, I actually look at the toilet before docking my ass on it :winkwink:

Oh and not to mention the sanitary reasons that one should shut the seat and close the lid. Look it up you dirty bastards! :winkwink:

Ummmm...no.

I dont think Ive ever complained about that. Its more convenient sometimes, plus Im not gonna complain about doing something so small.

I would think that "equal rights" means being able to put a toilet seat down just as much as lifting it up.

Neither is "more important" than the other.

Hehe, so let me get this straight. :Graucho

We have a hot night of sex, I mean the good shit. I stick my dick in every hole you have (except your ear), rub my dick all over your body, tittie fuck you, then cum on your face, and not putting the toilet seat down is unsanitary??

Hmmm.
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What most "I am not pissing all over the seat so what" men don't realize is that no matter how much of a "pissing-exactly-into-the-center" professional fire men they think they are, there ARE going to be some (very) small splashes of piss on the seat - small and hardly to be seen, but still there.

What a funny thought, to think that women want you to lift the seat just so you don't "piss all over the seat". Wake up, NOBODY pisses "all over the seat", that's not the point. LOL

So yeah, lift the damn seat like all grown up men do, at home or when visting somebody

Especially falling in the toliet in the middle of the night. That'll wake you up! :eek2

You just made me sick to my stomach.

Smart ass go and read about it. Leaving the toilet seat up while flushing the toilet is very unhealthy, especially if you have a cup that you drink out of or your toothbrush out. But you seem like an all around dirty guy anyway, so keep that seat up and flush flush away!! LOL ;)


NaughtyAllie - I know, I think it's happened maybe once or twice in my life and lord knows it was no FUN! LOL

:Graucho

I piss where I want when I want how I want. Anybody says anything to me they can just go fuck off!

Ahhh, see you automatically think that I'm a regular neanderthal guy that drags his knuckles as he walks. :winkwink:

I never said I leave the seat up, hehe.

My wife would beat me silly if I was to forget my bathroom etiquette, I'm just enjoying the argument of why men should be the only ones working the toilet seat. :Graucho

Geez Sherie....Its UterUS not UterYOU.

Come on now...:Graucho

LOLOL no no, I did not automatically think you were a neanderthal at all. A dirty yes LOL Just the whole fuck you in every hole and wipe my dick...yada yada gave that away ;)

I live alone so my arguement won't change, if you are using my toilet then you are putting that shit down and women should do the same. Regardless, I like the lid shut so the cooties don't get out!! =)

If a woman isnt bitching about something.. she must be sleeping. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh Exactly ! :thumbsup

they need to complain about something...its in their blood

because we can :winkwink:

seperate bathrooms is always nice :)

Well I had to make my point :winkwink:

Exactly!! LOL

One of my all time favorite Simpson's episodes ever. But I am thinking that you may have already known that hehe

I'm not sure I buy the fact that women pee more than men, but if we're going to play that game I would say that men being bigger eaters take more dumps than women yet I have never heard of a man falling into the water in the middle of the night:glugglug

No i didnt know it was your favorite, but it is one of mine, i use that line on my wife atleast once a week...haha

i always keep it up.