Never Before Has This Phrase Been More Appropriate
 

SETTLE DOWN FRANCES!!!

who is naming these hurricanes anyway. no wonder they are so pissed off, crappy names - what is this 1944, Charlie? Frances?

Hey Mutt,

This is completely off-topic but remember that guy I told you about awhile ago that thinks he is going to die? I think he's getting worse because he punched his dad in the face, because his dad raised him Catholic and didn't allow him to date when he was younger, so he thinks that is the reason why he is sick. And he claims that his dad didn't want his sister to date either because he was lusting after his own daugher and wanted her for himself! This is not true btw, he is just getting crazier :helpme

Also he doesn't do steroids. But I couldn't ask him if he hears voices because I know he is gonna be pissed. He is mental, but not stupid, and he will get angry and offended.

Also, it's a mental problem because he says he gets hard in the morning. I read on-line that if this is the case it's all mental and not physical.

Any of you mother fuckers calls me Frances, and I'll fuckin' KILL ya :1orglaugh

your friend needs help. psychotherapy and meds.

Agreed. Need lots of help... :(

Would you prefer hurricanes named Laqeesha and Jesús?

could be worse.....could be named Shaniquwa :winkwink:

they come up with the most retarded names for storms. what about hurricane bobo