What do you tell the KIDS?
 

NOW, I'm NOT talking about normal family issues like the large white pills you take every 30 minutes, the strategically placed handgun lockboxes throughout the house, or the inconspicious shovel and bag of lime in the trunk, or even those late nights when you come home with blood on your shirt (which you quickly burn in a garbage can in the back yard)http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/...ticons6/25.gif

but i'm talkin about the questions that arise when children (smart as they are) make the connection that something on the computer that they are forbidden to see somehow has something to do with your job...

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"hey kids, lets go to wendys and i'll buy you a frosty if you dont tell mom about those 4 naked blackmen on my computer"

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I tell them, close the door and next time knock or I will knock you into next week.

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I tell them that its adult and none of their business, when they turn 18..then they can ask... The older ones dont ask about it..they just know it would embarrass them more than me and the youngest one is too busy rooting through his older borthers mags to even think about porn on the computer yet..I'm safe for now :glugglug

They don't need to know till they are old enough ...

True, but how to gracefully answer the question without further suspicion...

I tell them to shut the fuck up... Oh wait, thats my god daughter...

It's your perverted emails i have to hide from her :1orglaugh

i learned about the birds and the bees when i was 24, i never saw porn before that:(

Bullshit, you met juicy before that...http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/...ticons6/24.gif

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"Boobs? Those weren't boobs... those were two big balloons with eyes on them"

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I'm going to use that one! http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/...ticons6/41.gif

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What are you kidding? Who the hell do you think builds my sites? Free labor. They wanna eat - they have to work. That way daddy doesn't miss Oprah.

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