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CDSmith 09-02-2004 03:11 PM

Just heard over a million people were ordered to leave Florida today
 
Mary34D... are you needing a place to crash? I know about 1000 guys who will leave the light on and the door open for you tonight.

dropped9 09-02-2004 03:11 PM

Shits gunna get rough in FL over the next day or so

Sunny Leone 09-02-2004 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by Headless
Shits gunna get rough in FL over the next day or so
Wow i didnt realize how bad it was there!

CDSmith 09-02-2004 03:21 PM

Said on the news.... 145 mph winds. All I can say to that is....



... holy shit.

Tom_PMs 09-02-2004 03:26 PM

yeah I think it's up to over 2 million now..
That thing is huge-mongous..

Gonna be worst ever unless it turns and weakens or something.

jukeboxfrank 09-02-2004 03:29 PM

shit pointed right at me, But can't leave because of the animals.
hell of a ride for sure.

TheGoldenChild 09-02-2004 03:33 PM

I still think paris hilton is behind this hurricane- she is there shooting a movie

Maybe she did a "Hotel Heiress" raindance?

Steen2 09-02-2004 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by kBizzle
I still think paris hilton is behind this hurricane- she is there shooting a movie

Maybe she did a "Hotel Heiress" raindance?

Not really funny.

johnbosh 09-02-2004 03:40 PM

145mph???? wow:(
sorry to hear guys

Dawgy 09-02-2004 03:41 PM

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Just heard over a million people were ordered to leave Florida today
yup. and we're all coming to your house.

Doctor Dre 09-02-2004 03:43 PM

yea my TCG rep is goneeeeee

CDSmith 09-02-2004 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by Dawgy
yup. and we're all coming to your house.
Shit, I better vacum.

CDSmith 09-02-2004 03:51 PM

When the government orders you to leave, do you have to leave?

I mean, do they mean "We strongly suggest you leave for your own safefty"

or do they mean "Get the fuck out now, or we will _________ you later (if you survive)"

?


Is there any sort of fine or jail time for disobeying this kind of evac order?

Kimmykim 09-02-2004 04:06 PM

Good question CD. I think in a mandatory evacuation they will come and chase you out of your house if they feel its necessary.

Of course you get that many people trying to drive out on very few evacuation routes and you might as well stay in your house at some point.

Michael O 09-02-2004 04:08 PM

Damn it sounds bad hopefully no one will lose their lives :(

C_U_Next_Tuesday 09-02-2004 04:36 PM

it is wall to wall on the highways right now..my girl left this afternoon and went north a bit.. pennsacola..



I am just hoping for the best for all living there

Mary..changed your mind yet?

CDSmith 09-02-2004 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
Mary..changed your mind yet?
No shit.

I can just see them trying to haul her ass out of her house, she's up over some big burly guy's shoulders, her legs kicking, arms flailing, lips of her mouth wrapped around the knob on the bannister.



k that was a joke. Sorry Mary. Had to. :Graucho

CDSmith 09-02-2004 06:45 PM

Willikers!

On the news here they're saying now 2.5 million people in Fl. have been ordered to evacuate.... as in get out, not as in pee in a bottle.

They are also saying over 17 million people are in areas that are under severe storm watch or evacuation orders.

I dunno folks. Why anyone would stick around and shrug it off as "just another hurricane" is beyond me, I'd be running like a spottied-assed ape along about now, esp after seeing the photo of the storm that KRL posted.

Best of luck to everyone living there. Seriously.

KRL 09-02-2004 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
When the government orders you to leave, do you have to leave?

I mean, do they mean "We strongly suggest you leave for your own safefty"

or do they mean "Get the fuck out now, or we will _________ you later (if you survive)"

?


Is there any sort of fine or jail time for disobeying this kind of evac order?

No, if you refuse they Say:

"OK, then we just need to get the phone numbers for your next of kin so we can notify them of your death."

That usually changes the persons tune.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

KRL 09-02-2004 06:49 PM

I'd hate to be the bearer of bad news, but after its done with Florida its going to keep going either into the gulf states or straight up the US east coast.

Have fun!

C_U_Next_Tuesday 09-02-2004 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
No shit.

I can just see them trying to haul her ass out of her house, she's up over some big burly guy's shoulders, her legs kicking, arms flailing, lips of her mouth wrapped around the knob on the bannister.



k that was a joke. Sorry Mary. Had to. :Graucho

ok, now i got this vision running through my head.. mouth around a door knob.. you went there this time:1orglaugh

X37375787 09-02-2004 06:52 PM

I-95 got closed southbound, all 8 lanes north are dedicated to people moving out of there.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 09-02-2004 06:52 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad news, but after its done with Florida its going to keep going either into the gulf states or straight up the US east coast.

Have fun!

yep.. my daughter headed to pennsacola.. it told her mom to keep moving north to another state not on any coast...its gonna reap some serious damage..

Mother Nature is PMSing this year

reynold 09-02-2004 06:54 PM

that's a monster! :mad:

sickkittens 09-02-2004 06:57 PM

Yeah and they haven't cancelled the FSU/Miami game yet. :1orglaugh

CDSmith 09-02-2004 06:59 PM

Too bad people couldn't inflate giant unbreakable air bubbles around their homes there. Any debris would just bounce off.


Insurance must be a bitchy bitch down there.

Spunky 09-02-2004 06:59 PM

That really sucks..I understand people wanting to live there,but if I had to keep rebuilding my home every year,I would move somewhere else.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 09-02-2004 07:06 PM

yeah i think i might be pretty fucked :(



but being on the subject, im curious... how can you be "ordered" to leave your property? can you really be forced to leave if you own the property or is this "order" just a suggestion? what happens if you choose to not leave even if you were "ordered" to leave.... if you own the property cant you just tell them to fuck off?

myjah 09-02-2004 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
yeah i think i might be pretty fucked :(



but being on the subject, im curious... how can you be "ordered" to leave your property? can you really be forced to leave if you own the property or is this "order" just a suggestion? what happens if you choose to not leave even if you were "ordered" to leave.... if you own the property cant you just tell them to fuck off?

I don't think they can force you off, but they turn off power and water and such once they evacuate an area. They can and will phsyically keep you from returning to your property (if you leave) until they declare the area safe.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 09-02-2004 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by myjah
I don't think they can force you off, but they turn off power and water and such once they evacuate an area. They can and will phsyically keep you from returning to your property (if you leave) until they declare the area safe.

hmm.. thanks for your responce myjah.. i donno its just weird hearing that 300,000 people were ordered to leave palm beach today.... i was wondering how you can be ordered out of your own home in the land of the free... oh well

CDSmith 09-02-2004 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
hmm.. thanks for your responce myjah.. i donno its just weird hearing that 300,000 people were ordered to leave palm beach today.... i was wondering how you can be ordered out of your own home in the land of the free... oh well
When it's for your own good........ isn't it wiser just to get the hell out and not have to be told to do so?


helloo?

KRL 09-02-2004 07:21 PM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...fic_fbc101.jpg

The sheep are flocking.

With a hurricane as big as the whole state I'd love to know where these folks think they are escaping to.

:1orglaugh

CDSmith 09-02-2004 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
With a hurricane as big as the whole state I'd love to know where these folks think they are escaping to.

:1orglaugh

But, what is their alternative?

stocktrader23 09-02-2004 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
But, what is their alternative?
People have been riding them out for years. The hurricane isn't the worst damaging part, the tornados that blast everywhere are.

CDSmith 09-02-2004 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
People have been riding them out for years. The hurricane isn't the worst damaging part, the tornados that blast everywhere are.
Passing this one off as "just another hurricane" might prove out to be a gross mistake.

Centurion 09-02-2004 09:55 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
I'd hate to be the bearer of bad news, but after its done with Florida its going to keep going either into the gulf states or straight up the US east coast.

Have fun!

Indeed, and when you get a storm like this that comes along once every 20-25 years that is BIGGER than the entire state it's about to it..you know that EVERYONE is going to suffer to some degree! :(

mary34d 09-02-2004 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Mary34D... are you needing a place to crash? I know about 1000 guys who will leave the light on and the door open for you tonight.

They haven't evacuated where I live yet. So far only South Beach and a few areas north of West Palm Beach.

mary34d 09-02-2004 10:21 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
No shit.

I can just see them trying to haul her ass out of her house, she's up over some big burly guy's shoulders, her legs kicking, arms flailing, lips of her mouth wrapped around the knob on the bannister.



k that was a joke. Sorry Mary. Had to. :Graucho

Oh damn kinda got turned on there for a second

CDSmith 09-02-2004 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by mary34d
Oh damn kinda got turned on there for a second
I'll try harder, I pwomise.

CDSmith 09-02-2004 10:34 PM

Seriously.... Florida is in crisis. I'm afraid that there are a lot of people (Like you Mary) who are passing this one off as "eh, just another storm, no biggie we'll get through it like the others"...... I think you're making a big mistake.

I hope you come through this okay, but the more I look at this storm and see it's magnitude and hear about winds upwards of 150 mph..... well,

I struggling to find the words here.

If I had a girlfriend living there I'd have insisted on flying her up here, 2,000 miles away from Frances.

zzgundamnzz 09-02-2004 10:36 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
Said on the news.... 145 mph winds. All I can say to that is....



... holy shit.

Well Florida has its Hurricanes and we here in the West Coast have our earthquakes. Just no more safe places on earth eh?

CDSmith 09-02-2004 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
Well Florida has its Hurricanes and we here in the West Coast have our earthquakes. Just no more safe places on earth eh?
Winnipeg has a flood about twice a century.

But we built a massive ditch around the city to protect us.

Kimmykim 09-02-2004 10:51 PM

Ok CD, I got your scoop.

If you live in a trailer park, the cops will come to your house and tell you to leave.

If you live on the beach they might do the same.

Otherwise if they catch you out after an evac, they will escort you out.

So stay put in your house if you haven't evac'd.

CDSmith 09-02-2004 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
So stay put in your house if you haven't evac'd.
If I lived there, I think I'd have gotten my sorry ass out of state and up to Tennessee by now.

Kimmykim 09-02-2004 10:57 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
If I lived there, I think I'd have gotten my sorry ass out of state and up to Tennessee by now.
Why? So you could sit in traffic with all the other fools on 95 northbound that just hit Los Angeles traffic?

reynold 09-02-2004 10:59 PM

God bless y'all people of Florida

CDSmith 09-02-2004 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Why? So you could sit in traffic with all the other fools on 95 northbound that just hit Los Angeles traffic?
I said "by now". As in... I'd have battened down the hatches 2 days ago and left when they were talking about what this thing was doing to the Bahamas or wherever it was at the time.

I'd be sipping corn squeezins with the hillbillies by now.


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