ATTENTION: for the next few weeks....
 

I will be rotating the banner in my sig regularly. That's right, it will say something different every few days. Pay attention to it, because it is important. Click it and see what tingle it gives you.

Seriously, watch for it. You will love it. If you don't already love me you will by the time I'm done with you. I'm working hard to keep you entertained, but not so much that I will let my pits get stinky.

dont put mario in it or ill take your eye out put it in your asshole, then fuck u so u can see me fucking your own ass. :mad:


:1orglaugh

Thank you for not letting your pits get stinky. It is very appreciated.

I like the header, not the rest

stinky pits hold alot of phermones :Graucho

That's where my crotch comes into it.

No mario.... whatever that is. No roast beef in my sig either.

Alot of people will get bigger beef, but no roast beef. No worries man.

Oh my, do tell.


:Graucho

Dangit I just put it on my ass like it suggested, and well.... I HATE YOU!

:helpme

Pheromones baby, pheromones.




But ladies, if the guy in your life don't have the right sized stick shift, you best be lubing him up with the cream. Don't even tell him what it is.

Later he'll be like "Hey, have you noticed my dick is getting bigger?"

You'll be like "Yeah, must be something in the water" :D

Got you some swollen bumhole syndrome from it? There is only one compound in the world that might help you now....

prep H.


muhahahaaa, this stuff is fun.

Now you better get over here and clean the mess up I just made spitting coke all over the place!

"You'll be like "Yeah, must be something in the water." LMFAO


:winkwink:

ha ha.... sorry.



Oh, and ladies, if *your* man has the proper sized stick shift, just remember that about 40% of your male surfers are in a different boat. Maybe some are tired of pills and want to try something different. Offer it to them here....

Could you stop and pick up some dinner on the way over? Thanks.


:winkwink:

Want me to spike turboface's pepsi with Maxolube?

Of course you'll have to figure out a way to spill it in his lap.

your sig is a bit big

Your dick is a bit small.

My thoughts exactly, but with a few minor changes, I don't like anal sex.

You've tried it then?


haha


Say, what's all this "don't put mario in it" stuff all about? Explain.


Super Mario
Mario Lemieux
Mario's pizza


???

So when does the entertaining start? :Graucho

You made me spit again!:1orglaugh No, thank god he's one of the one that doesn't need any help in that department.




:winkwink:

Let he who is without room for improvement step forth.

I told you mon, keep an eye on the sig.

It will change.

Does this mean you will be sending us ladies to pictures of your naked butt ?:Graucho

Maybe. Um, does a lot of asshair bother you?

thx for sharing it with us!

So that's a no you don't mind asshair then? :Graucho

K, I'm getting ICQ's from anon's asking me to both a) post the pics of my glorious mane of asshair,

and b) no way in hell they want to see any asshair pics. Period.



For: 3 votes
Against: 2 votes


It's a tight race.

:Graucho

Stinky pits are only for those not astute enough to raid the after Christmas sales. 5 bucks can garner you more than enough for a year's dousing:glugglug

If you've never done a 7 day stint at the computer working and building and promoting in the first few years of being a webmaster then you're not on the right track I say. That's virutually ALL I did back then. It's a right of passage.

And no amount of pitstick usage gonna cover that stink up. :fart

That's another vote *for* asshair then.


For: 4
Against: 3

lol.. ok i'll keep an eye out for it!

You won't..... be disappointed.