Lottery Winner
 

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs:

"Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"

The husband says, "Oh my God! No shit?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

The wife yells back: "It doesn't matter...just get the fuck
out!"




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tit,
A revolution in adult content: EROTICOPY
AKA: Incognita Bullfinch...the story of a slutty spy

LMAO! And the night shift takes over the wires! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

hee, whiles da boyz is away, the bitches BITCH!

Hmm.. So this girl that won the lottery is single now right?? Does anyone have her email address.. heh, J/king..

Funny shit though tit..

ya know, the best love test i ever was told about was this:

if you had all the money you needed, the job you dreamed of, the best friends in the world and all the things you want, would you still want that person you are with?

that bit has saved me so many times.

Not so fast, we're not all away. My turn. A young couple heads off to bed, the husband hops in bed eagerly awaiting his lovely lady to join him. Unfortunately she trips over the carpet and falls flat on her face. Anxiously the husband exclaims, "my poor baby, did you hurt your cute nosey wosey"? "no, I'm fine" the little lady replies, and climbs into bed, and they indulge in several hours of passionate love making. Afterwards, the wife gets up to go to the bathroom, and trips again, landing flat on her face. The husband looks over and says, "clumsy bitch".

HAHA.. Thats real funny to..

Where do you guys come up with these things heh..

The only thing that I could think of was..

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a duck..

Screw a Kangaroo..

FingerBang an Arangatange..

Support your local Zoo..


..Shrugs..

hmmph! mischief

no porn for you!

Thank you for making me laugh...that is a good joke! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Here is one:
A prisoner escapes jail and hides in an appartment, when the couple that lives there gets home the guy ties them both up. He leans, very seductively near the woman's ear, says something and goes to the bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife " Honey, this man hasn't had sex in years and he seemed to be very seductive...please please do whatever he asks, save us from this mad man, and also pretend to like whatever he does to you! I love you honey, I know you can do this." His wife turns around, looks at him, smiles and says "Dear, am so glad you think that way, he was not seducing me, he actually whispered that he thinks you are hot and wanted to know where we keep the Vaseline. Darling, please be strong.....and sweety....I love you too"

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maniacal bitch-type laughter from this bitch to meshell!

hehehe knew you would like it http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/smile.gif

Here is another one:
A family goes to a nudist beach. After a while the little boy goes to his mom and says "Mommy! I just saw a woman with really big boobs! She has bigger boobs than you do!" Mommy, who is reading her book, not even looking up says "Don't pay any attention to her, women with big boobs are very very stupid, darling" and continues her reading. After a little while the boy comes back. Mommy! mommy! I just saw a man with a HUGE penis!". Mommy again not even looking answers: "Darling, men with a huge penis are also very very stupid, just go on and play and don't pay any attention to them."
The little boy comes back after a while and says: "Mommy, I just saw dad talking to a very very stupid woman and the more they talked the more stupid dad got".

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TeensCherry TGP
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