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Sarah_Jayne 08-31-2004 05:05 AM

Catholic school complains about "sexually explicit" candy wrappers (pics)
 
Fruity sweet wrappers spark complaint

A Catholic college has complained about new Haribo sweet wrappers which it claims portrays fruit in sexual positions.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/123054.jpg

"We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus," wrote the St Blasien Jesuit College near Bonn.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/123053.jpg

The letter, complaining about the new packaging of Haribo's Moaom fruit chews, added: "It's irresponsible, to expose children to such pornographic representations."

The sweets wrapped in bright yellow, red and green colours show lemons, limes, strawberries, cherries and oranges playfully romping with each other.

But the college sees it differently. They were especially opposed to the lemon flavoured chews, which "undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon.

"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."

Haribo bosses admit the new packaging is "very racy", but said in tests no complaints had been raised.

Spokesman Marco Alfter said: "The new wrapping is certainly fruitier than the old. But we have not had any other complaints. In fact until now the feedback has all been positive."


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1086492.html

abyss_al 08-31-2004 05:06 AM

:1orglaugh

Manowar 08-31-2004 05:09 AM

i cant count the number of times ive wanted to have sex with a lemon :1orglaugh

hova 08-31-2004 05:14 AM

very kinky candy wrappers, maybe a new niche

RightHandMan 08-31-2004 05:14 AM

that lemon surely isnt female!

Look at all the stubble on its face....its clearly a man with a 5oclock shadow...

Mefo 08-31-2004 05:25 AM

lol wtf :1orglaugh

Libertine 08-31-2004 05:30 AM

I wouldn't expect any less from the company that brought the world "Mao Mix".

frank7799 08-31-2004 05:30 AM

Those Complaints can be done in Germany only. Especially from the Catholic Chuch.

Yes, very harmful pictures. Nearly as harmful as the rape commited by catholic priests.

Just my:2 cents:

Sarah_Jayne 08-31-2004 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by punkworld
I wouldn't expect any less from the company that brought the world "Mao Mix".
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 08-31-2004 05:36 AM

Those boxes are more suited for flavored condoms.

crockett 08-31-2004 05:36 AM

Freaking sad how messed up in the head, people get from their religions, talk about brain washed.

johnbosh 08-31-2004 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vitasoy
Those boxes are more suited for flavored condoms.
yeah to place it on candy is kinda stupid

volante 08-31-2004 05:46 AM

Remnds me of an old TV advert for Cadbury Fudge - the slogan was "A Finger Of Fudge Is Just Enough To Give Your Kids A Treat".

I hate to imagine what they'd make of that...

SpaceAce 08-31-2004 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by crockett
Freaking sad how messed up in the head, people get from their religions, talk about brain washed.
You're kidding right? This has nothing to do with religion. The letter happened to be from Catholics but so what? That is clearly porn on those candy wrappers.

SpaceAce

brand0n 08-31-2004 05:52 AM

id hit it

SS396chevelleSS 08-31-2004 05:54 AM

WTF are they talking about? That lemon Obviously has a 5 o'clock shadow... its no woman!

Edit... somone was already thinking that... I should read everything before I post

SS396chevelleSS 08-31-2004 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
You're kidding right? This has nothing to do with religion. The letter happened to be from Catholics but so what? That is clearly porn on those candy wrappers.

SpaceAce

No its not... You're so Gaaaaaaaaaay

volante 08-31-2004 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
You're kidding right? This has nothing to do with religion. The letter happened to be from Catholics but so what? That is clearly porn on those candy wrappers.

If you think that's porn your chargebacks must be horrendous :winkwink:

Jill_J 08-31-2004 06:07 AM

:1orglaugh

Sarah_Jayne 08-31-2004 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by volante
If you think that's porn your chargebacks must be horrendous :winkwink:

lol

gangbangjoe 08-31-2004 09:57 AM

:helpme

ytcracker 08-31-2004 09:58 AM

i wonder how it tastes

macho 08-31-2004 09:59 AM

Lol!!!:1orglaugh

More Booze 08-31-2004 10:00 AM

that green dude looks really horny :1orglaugh

Sarah_Jayne 08-31-2004 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by More Booze
that green dude looks really horny :1orglaugh

well he is getting off with twins..that should help

slickcashlisa 08-31-2004 10:01 AM

Awww come on there just playin:winkwink:

Floridiot 08-31-2004 10:01 AM

thats just ridiculous

candyflip 08-31-2004 10:03 AM

I can see what they're getting bent out of shape about, but it's still funny as hell.

WiredGuy 08-31-2004 10:03 AM

That lime gets around.
WG

EddiePulp 08-31-2004 10:06 AM

haha :1orglaugh

they should just accept it.. and ignore it.. shit happens

Fletch XXX 08-31-2004 10:07 AM

catholic schools breed sluts.

i went to catholic school for a ong time.

nothing but little sluts.

the girls were 12 years old and were trying to make out with us boys and eve letting boys finger them at recess.

Spunky 08-31-2004 10:12 AM

Lol..those english people are too prudish

hornycash 08-31-2004 10:15 AM

old story

it was all a fake made by some kids....

the church said that they never wrote such a complaint.
was in the news.

foolio 08-31-2004 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker
i wonder how it tastes
fruity

Oncle_Benny 08-31-2004 10:21 AM

:1orglaugh

Basic_man 08-31-2004 10:22 AM

Rolf ! This shit is so funny !

Sarah_Jayne 08-31-2004 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hornycash
old story

it was all a fake made by some kids....

the church said that they never wrote such a complaint.
was in the news.

well, hit the wires today so took a while to get there :)

Sarah_Jayne 08-31-2004 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Lol..those english people are too prudish
Bonn is in England ? ;)

BRISK 08-31-2004 10:35 AM

Oh shit, kids are going to grow up and fuck lemons!

TheJimmy 08-31-2004 10:45 AM

I love how they can read perversion into many things...

they're must like the Joey character on Friends "Grandma's chocolaaaate cookiesssssss" wink wink

pure energy 08-31-2004 06:32 PM

The company that manufactured this candy is very irresponsible

misterfooxy 08-31-2004 06:35 PM

juicy

reynold 08-31-2004 06:37 PM

just chew the candy! never mind the wrapper.:1orglaugh


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