Why do females insist on putting their bare feet up on the dashboard
 

when theyre riding in the passengers seat?

It's girl law I believe

I like it

Yeah I hate that too ... grounds for immediate dismissal

Its a freudian thing. A chick who puts her feet up on your dash wants to put them on your shoulders. But she might not even realize it.

And then hit the windshield constantly with their sweaty feet so you suddenly can't see shit when it gets dark. I hate that :321GFY

hahah I was gonna say that...

I had a girl try to do that in my car. I pulled over to the side of the road, looked at her, and said "take your fucking feet off my dashboard". She didn't do it, I told her she had one more chance, she didn't listen. I smacked the living shit out of her, undid her safety belt, and rolled her out of the car, in eastern Colorado (nothing there) and left her. Fucking cunt.

Well you sound like a fun fucking date.

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you have serious issues :eek7

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and to make it worst, they put their toe prints all over your windshield!!!!:helpme

You should get a medal

LOL whoops, I am so guilty of that, but only when we're going camping. So it shouldn't count...

hahaha im sooooooooooooooooooooooo guilty! chaos hates it when i do that. he's always busting my balls about feet prints LOL

and here i thought it was cute ..... :1orglaugh

DUDE NO WAY!!!!!

Last night i was driving from LA to Phoenix and Punker Barbie was sitting there with her feet all up on the windshield and dashboard leaving smears all over the shit....

I asked her is there some fucking amusing reason that you are leaving your shit smears all over the windshield and dashboard...


I fucking cannot stand that shit

I used to do that a lot, but I think I stopped.

I do still sit in the sink sometimes when I'm putting on my make-up, though.

I hear you....this hoe did the same shit in my car but i let it slide until the slut burned my roof lining with her smoke..

I told her to get the fuck out of the car after leaning over and opening the door...she wouldnt so i turned slightly and took my foot and pushed her the fuck out....

Hit the gas so the door closed by itself and bounced.

fucking hoes

sorry... doesn't happen in my cars....i've got mine trained well...

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Who,s character is this

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ROFL ... I dunno girls don't do that arround here ... well I've never seen a girl do it in my face ...

LOL do it all the time. And I hate feet. (even though mine are cute) Habit I guess:)

deal with it mr. angry penis man :1orglaugh

whats with all these angry threads about females?
coming out of the closet soon?

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women just like trashing shit we love so we can ONLY love them.

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that's the way to go



seriously though, I would interpret this as the chick wanting me to fuck her...

but I interpret most female behaviour this way

iwantchixx, you're fucking sig banner is fucking the board up

couldnt you make any bigger ?

Some theorists will tell you that it's an evolutionary matter.
Female mammals when scared or uncomfortable tend to climb. Males seem to spread out, lower to the ground. Funny, but look at how a woman reacts to a scary movie (raises her feet from the floor and tries to back up); whereas men brace themselves low in their chair.

Just somebody's theory :2 cents:


summary: your driving scares the shit out of girls:1orglaugh

I believe this is a justified reason to bring back bitch slappings !
WG

The main thing is its so dangerious, if you are ever in a accident the girl could lose her feet.

Wow:feels-hot ummmm.......I take back what I wrote then. lol

it's always like that - if you had no fuck for a long time you became angry and aggressive

ROFL, ha ha ha, I thought that it was just my woman that did that. I know that when I'm a passenger seat, it never crosses my mind to put my feet up there.

how can a sig fuck a board up? It's just a jpeg and gif. Lens provided the jpeg. However, I think it is a bit too big as well. I'll look later for a smaller banner.

Answer : firefox

text too big, ass part too big and banner a lil bit too big ... truly annoying . I think I'ma turn sig offs again

I ride with my feet out the window all the time with my other foot on the gas / brake of my truck.

I hate wearing shoes when I drive. Barefeet is the only way to be.

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I am perfectly OK with that...

.... as long as she is naked, inserting a dildo, and we are flashing the truckers....

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LOL I do this all the time. I normally like to have my feet out the window, some people are not comfortable with that. It's comfy to have your feet up. I do not however, leave marks on the windows. I will do it with or without socks too.

I was in someone's car awhile back and he made me take my feet down for fear of the airbag busting out and breaking my legs, I think it was just an excuse personally. If someone doesn't want my feet up there then I will gladly take them down, afterall it is their property. I generally ask first if it makes any difference!

Thanks, I just found a good reason to make women take down their feet and still come out as though I care about their personal safety :)

WG

LOL some of you guys should just be happy to have a woman in your vehicles!! ;)

i agree, and since i like my girls feet, its cool with me.

Why did you feel the need to quote me when saying this :)
WG

HOLY SHIT!

I get on my GF about this! There's nothing worse than feet oils that seep into your interior leaving dark oily patches on the leather/plastic! The oild never come out and it makes the other parts of the dash look old and faded. :1orglaugh

However, I don't mind toe prints on the windows. That always happens after a nice sex session in the fron seat, and windex will take care of that!

oh shit, I forgot how banners load in firefox. I'll fix it up soon so threads don't get jammed on my sig. thanks for the input.

Ummm, getcha back for the 'bitchslap' comment perhaps ;)

LOL, touche :winkwink:
WG