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Sarah_Jayne 08-30-2004 04:04 AM

Smarter than the average bear
 
Bear uses log to float to freedom

A bear in a Berlin zoo caused panic among visitors when he broke out of his enclosure and went straight for the children's playground.

Juan, a 6.5 ft spectacled bear, had been given a log to play with by staff at Berlin zoo.

But he used it as a float to cross the water-filled ditch around his enclosure.

Juan then climbed a fence and was free.

"The bear was fairly quiet, but it went straight for the playground", eyewitness Liane Hertrampf told the Berliner Kurier newspaper.

Parents snatched up their children and fled as zoo staff tried to hold back the bear with brooms and rakes.

Eventually, the zoo vet arrived with a tranquilliser gun, and the sleeping 17-stone bear was carried back to his enclosure.

Nobody was injured in the incident.

Zoo spokesman Heiner Kloes told the paper staff would now search the ditch to make sure there was nothing else in it that could be used as a float.


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1085272.html

reynold 08-30-2004 04:06 AM

Pooh is an exception. :winkwink:

Manowar 08-30-2004 04:06 AM

Metal Gear Solid 3 : Solid Bear

buddyjuf 08-30-2004 04:18 AM

wow, that's awesome :thumbsup

Firehorse 08-30-2004 08:58 AM

Humans continually underestimate other animals!

jhauser 08-30-2004 09:51 AM

Bears are such amazing creatures so strong and intimdating yet so cuddly looking and apparently smart too.

Doctor Dre 08-30-2004 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firehorse
Humans continually underestimate other animals!
Off course ... if they can learn 5000 signs to a fucking monkey ... why cannot a bear float

johnbosh 08-30-2004 01:30 PM

nice

CyberBachelor 08-30-2004 01:31 PM

He probably just wanted to play on the see saw or the slide... Bears just can't have any fun without people grabbing their tranquilizer guns! I think he was misunderstood... lol j/k

:winkwink:

Tanker 08-30-2004 01:32 PM

he is smart thats for sure

TweetyBird 08-30-2004 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Off course ... if they can learn 5000 signs to a fucking monkey ... why cannot a bear float
hehe, good point :glugglug

mardigras 08-30-2004 01:49 PM

Bear set off my b-tracker heh:thumbsup


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