Somebody needs some help.
 

Here are just a few things that you should NOT do when trying to get with a girl.

1: When discussing going back to your place for some hot tub action....Do not suggest swinging by her place to pick up her swimsuit....This will slow your progress down drastically.

2: Do not say things like "My house costs 400 grand and you are living in your friends dining room."

3: When you have said girl at your house, do not continuously eat munchies and if you do snack on something, offer her some too.

4: Do not get into moral debates......ESPECIALLY if you are in the porn business.

5: Do not say things like "My 2 back tires cost as much as your car."

6: Do not brag about how much money you make. This will only lead to her using you and you never getting any action UNLESS you are prepared to directly pay for it.

7: Do not mention the other girl who has soaked you for $20,000.00 over the last 8 months and not even given you a kiss.


Now....usually I charge for my consulting services like this. You should consider yourself lucky that I like you. :glugglug

You have much to learn, young Jedi.

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where do I send my money for this info you provided?

Good advice, sounds like a lot of firsthand experience.

sounds like someone is trying to pick up a broke chick, its better to go after the ones with their own money

So did Cameron get lucky?

hahaha, good post :)

Basicly :

Do not waste your time ... try to get her do what you want as quick as possible .

If you let her the time to think, then you got a problem . Cauz womans think WAY WAY too much


Do NOT brag about your money . womans love to find out by themselves actually ... play the misterious character and they will stick arround

what he says

http://www.tommygorman.com/My%20Pict...02/gay_duo.jpg

it really works:)

If I told some chick here that I live in a $400,000 house they would stare at me blankly and say "so what?" Funny how much different locations can have an impact on impressions.

"Hey let's go back to my place and take a dip in the pool. Oh wait, I don't have any womens swimsuits, we better stop by your place first." Ahahaha, that is so classic. I'll have to try it! Haha.

God I love you bud :)

those must be some pimp ass back tyres, unless the girl is a tramp

400k is a house in the hood here in LA :)

Go for pay for play and save yourself the drama. :2 cents:

You mean a whole block? :1orglaugh

When will that boy learn :LOL:glugglug

Aaron is our pimp master :)

was it a great advice ?

well then, thanx anyways . . . .

Was he a Dark Jedi? :glugglug

LOL, you put some serious thought into this post :)

It's a good argument

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what about if i only date guys

Are you trying to prevent us from making the same mistakes you did? :winkwink:



(Sorry. It was there, and I'm all for good old fashioned cheap shots every now and then.)

Man.....You saw that shit first hand, bro.

Too bad you did not stick around today. Tonight was a VERY different story. :Graucho

I love Canadian women. :glugglug

You and me both bud :thumbsup

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Still up huh?

I thought you 2 were tired?

not still.... just got up. Wasn't feeling well, sore stomach.

Either it was something I ate or you put it in too far.

I'm going to give it 10 more mins and try to pass out again.

What are you doing up??

Just got done watching a movie. The kid went to bed and I am seeing what the GFY flock is up to tonight.

Damn skippy. One went up for 459 in Venice and I rode my bike over the same afternoon to see just how bad it was.

Fixer upper didn't begin to cover it.

experiemce is the best teacher for AaronM. :thumbsup

ya, you'd get laughed at by ANY california chick if you house was only worth 400k... she'd be like 'uhhh L O S E R' and be out the door :warning

werd, so how many californias in this thread own a 400k+ house?

LOL!!! very good one!

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Hahhaah I was thinking the same thing...DAMN

hehehe, have you taught him your ways yet? Let me know if/when you guys are going to porn district in Toronto and I'll make my way down.

WG

A $400k house for a 22 year old single guy....hmmmm....doesn't sound too bad to me.

LOL.. thats damn good advice indeed. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

So far, none of them can afford that. :glugglug

hmm i see some people might benefit from my lessons in pimpin as well

words of wisdom Aaron