If you lick your envelopes . . . You won't anymore!
 

This lady was working in a post office in California, one day she licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge.

That very day the lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor, took an x-ray of her tongue, and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery.

When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live roach crawled out. There were roach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist...

This is a true story . . . Pass it on

b...b....b........buu......bullshit

thats a old urban legend

bull

this is the gayest thread ever


you didnt even provide a link to the source :(

at my brothers house, he lives in an apartment, seen 3 fucking bugs so far today run across his floor, was looking for some pictures, pretty grossed out right now.. came across that story on the internet.

yawn

One day, I had sex with this chick,and 5000 baby roaches and spiders came out of her vagina. Then she turned into a giant insect queen and started spewing green shit everywhere. I ran like hell

I hear they can grow in your ass too.

Urban myth.

bottom of the page
http://www.truthminers.com/truth/cockroaches!.htm

for whatever this is useful to you.

and yeah it was a gay post, thats why i posted it here.

umm i think its an urban legend also. I've heard that story like 2 years ago

i've heard of that kind of shit, but the one i read was about a guy who had roach larvae clusters growing in his gums..

i beleive it 0 % ... doesn't make sence

dont eat poprocks while drinking pepsi
your head will explode
this story is complete bullshit, pass it on

lol

saw the pepsi and poprocks myth busted on MythBusters :Graucho

dude what are u smoking :1orglaugh

What is the point of posting a story you know is a hoax?

Im sure that the ending of this story was at the end of some e-mail saying that if you dont pass this on to 500,000 other of your "friends" that roaches will hatch out of your ass and jesus will no longer love you

i busted it when i tried it
i figured my head blowing up would be cool

Yeah thats bullshit alright.. I don't lick stamps or envelopes though. That paste shit tastes terrible.

The acidity in your saliva would digest the eggs. I call Bullshit.

Saliva isnt acidic so it wouldnt LOL

Although i beleive the alkalines in it would ;)

Regards,

Lee

Betz?

There are five alkaline-forming minerals, also known as acid-binding minerals. These minerals are: calcium, potassium, sodium, magnesium, and iron. Each of these are important for creating a healthy alkaline environment. These minerals bind with acid minerals and evacuate those acidic and toxic substances. Consuming more alkaline foods allows for a mucousless body. A vision of a mucous-free body is no sinus congestion, chronic lymphatic congestion or swelling, fluid accumulation in the lungs, joint calcification, calcium deficiency, etc.

Ok your right. I learned something new. You knew what I meant though lol.