do you 'store up' your love juice?
 

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I've been going a week straight now with no nookie or manual stimulation of any kind. it's been a really busy week, baby room getting put together, relatives here from yesterday til tomorrow and GF not feeling well. I tell ya, no nookie for a week makes me some rowdy!.

Anyways. I know that when I finally get it again tomorrow night (she promised some action) there's goina be some mad lovin going on. Last time I went that long with nothing I ended up getting her pregnant in 5 seconds after foolin around and we we're going unprotected for 2 months almost daily prior to that 1 week dry spell so ya know it was a manly man's load that did the trick.

So yeah, massive load, took her a whole fluffy hand towel to clean up her growler! Why do girls do that anyways? It's not like cum isn't supposed to SIT INSIDE the damn snapper!

Luckily this time she's already pregnant so the goose can set loose!


Here's my question.,. how the fuck am I going to last past 3 pushes this time?

let her play with it until it's used to it?

get her to tease it until it's hard rock numb?

or just get her to swallow one for the team then come back for more later?

oh.. I thought you meant like in a bottle

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh hrmm I dunno about you but when I have big loads if she get up it goes down ...

good one.... :Graucho :Graucho :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

spank one out before you actually bang her

get her to swallow... the last option

swallow is the best :Graucho

of course

It sounds like you have a plan! :Graucho

dude, do what i do, bust a nut right on her face, relax 5 min and then do it again :thumbsup

30 minutes before fucking, take a shower and rub one out.... then you'll be relaxed and be able to last longer than 3 seconds.

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just tell her straight up, honey first ones for me, 2nd ones for you, now lets get at this thing. women love honesty! :)

Ahaha we have to put that on the site.

Give her a good facial with the giant first load and take pics for the pregnant amateur cumshot slutwife niche!!! :Graucho

Eat the pussy until she's so satisfied she's sick of it... Then blow your load guilt-free anywhere you want. ;)

be a man and hold it

if this works then the heavens kind on you man!!!

Just go and fuck some other girl.

Dont worry. It's not cheating. You fucked the other girl. You make love to your girl.

You make it so confusing... Why dont you just beat off prior to having sex?