I was mocked today.
 

I hate it when they do that.

I was walking down my street past a construction site the other day and the workers were being all sarcastic about me. They never said anything directly to my face, but they were tapping it out in morse code with their hammers. One guy was tapping out like "check out the paranoid dude walking down the street." and the other guy was all like tapping out that my hands were probably all soft just like a girl's and that I probably couldn't even lift a full sheet of sheetrock. Just as I turned the corner I could swear I heard one of them tap out the word "PUSSY" with his hammer.

I'm gonna come back later and burn that place to the ground.

tap tap tap tap, ding, clang, tap, ding tap tap clang cling bang ding dang tap tap tap tap tap ding tap clang ping.

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Oh shit.. that was funny. Paranoid much?

I kinda have that too, except it's from woman and they keep whispering how much they want to fuck me and how good looking I am.

Rolf, why are they doing this ?

I'M NOT PARANOID !! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/images...es/NEW/321.gif

tap tap tap that ass

oh my..lol

walk by tomorrow and scream at them to shut up...tell them you know what they are talking about, and it is not funny...then walk away:thumbsup

The women are whispering about me too. But its "OMG look what a big bulge in his jeans. Too bad he looks like Frankenstien" :helpme

Aiin't no construction workers smart enough to know morse code.

You are a very paraniod individual and you should go see a doctor

yep, that' s probably what you should do indeed :glugglug

except the boss making a killing on the contract :1orglaugh

I hate it when they do that.

I was walking down my street past a construction site the other day and the workers were being all sarcastic about me. They never said anything directly to my face, but they were tapping it out in morse code with their hammers. One guy was tapping out like "check out the paranoid dude walking down the street." and the other guy was all like tapping out that my hands were probably all soft just like a girl's and that I probably couldn't even lift a full sheet of sheetrock. Just as I turned the corner I could swear I heard one of them tap out the word "PUSSY" with his hammer.

I'm gonna come back later and burn that place to the ground.

Print this out and carry it with you at all times so you can know what those eveil construction guys are talkin about.

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u been hittin the crack pipe much?

hahaha! It's funny :-) i think u need some help

They make pretty good salary down here ... like 50k a year

Buy a gun and shoot at them in Code.....

[email protected].... ....F...!!!!

Ok in this day and age that post better have a disclaimer.

*Don't do it, I was kidding.

Too late !!

Bwahahahahahaa !!

I am so happy I have found this thread.

Smoke up much?

did you just censor the word "fuck" ?

That is very odd..

be be be beep beep beep be be be
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paranoid dude.... walking down the street... paranoid...

We knew you would post this. We have been checking you on gfy for months now. Webmaster you say eh?

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Yes, i have seen pics of $100k lying in front of his PC.

ever heard of garbage? listen to their old single 'i think i'm paranoid'

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you're paranoid, pal! or have you been drinking to much caffeine lately or been watching horror/suspense movies? :stoned

admit it dude. a shrink will do you good perhaps.

I'm not paranoid, people really ARE out to get me. :Graucho

i think not. maybe a shrink is out to get you though.

I hate it when they do that.

I was walking down my street past a construction site the other day and the workers were being all sarcastic about me. They never said anything directly to my face, but they were tapping it out in morse code with their hammers. One guy was tapping out like "check out the paranoid dude walking down the street." and the other guy was all like tapping out that my hands were probably all soft just like a girl's and that I probably couldn't even lift a full sheet of sheetrock. Just as I turned the corner I could swear I heard one of them tap out the word "PUSSY" with his hammer.

I'm gonna come back later and burn that place to the ground.

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dont listen to them, i also have this feeling that people are talking about me in their minds but nobody believes me *sigh*

he he he :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DarkJedi:

That is the most disgusting thing I ever heard

There is no accounting for how low site construction folks will go.























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Why don't you buy a car with that cash you've got on your desk, and then you won't have to walk anymore. :2 cents:
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LMAO...that made me laugh...
pretty funny :thumbsup