I had to help out the bouncers at the strip club last night.....
 

Some guy was getting into a fight with the bouncer, so I went over to see what was going on...he pushed the bouncer away, and flew backwards into me...

I immediately had him in a rear-choke and pinned on the bar. Security threw him outside and thanked me :winkwink:

Later when I went outside, he was there with 3 cops. He asked me who I was, was I the owner?? I laughed and told him no, just a friend of the owners (which I'm not)...he was like 'ok, please no fight I just want my cellphone I lost! Bouncer stole it!'

Then i turned to a cop and said 'WTF you doing here ???' he got all scared and was like 'relax please relax....I am going'.

I found it funny as hell :1orglaugh

The cops drove by us and honked and waved when they left hehehe

:warning :warning :warning :warning

hahahahha

intersting story :winkwink:

I think it's because I told both the guy and the cop those things in Spanish, so they freaked because most gringos (americans and canadians) that populate that club never know Spanish :1orglaugh

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One of my friend kicked the bouncer's ass at the local stripclub . This wasn't really nice to see ... the guy broke his leg and shit . He's in jail for 6 months because of that

You're my hero

That I wouldn't get mixed up with. Bouncers I know in this country will just take you outside and probably shoot you.

Even drunk, I like to pick my spots :2 cents:

Not to mention the clubs out here have atleast 4 bouncers usually around, so even if you're fucking one up, it won't last long.

Yesterday night though, I just helped them out by subdoing the guy. Didn't punch or try to beat him at all.

sounds like a crazy night! nice work.. hehe

lol...nice story...:1orglaugh

Sounds like fun night :glugglug

did the bouncers atleast buy u a beer?

i seriously doubt the cops were afraid of you and i also doubt that you said 'what the fuck' to a cop and didn't get face-planted... :warning

It sounds like your friend is a dumbass, who should maybe look into some anger management. If he broke someone's leg, I'm glad he's in prison, because people like that need to be away from society.

I bounce on weekends just because it's a fun gig. I get to listen to music, meet everyone (including all the hotties :Graucho), I get a good pay rate, and I get a free beer and home made tacos.

I haven't had much occasion to open up on anybody, but I think that's because most of my club's clientel are scared of me. I usually act nice to the customers, but I'm also tall, muscular and the owner has me wear an outfit that exaggerates my build. All the regulars have seen me pick people up and carry them out. They've seen me swan dive into the middle of 10 man brawls. Plus, if there's any trouble, there's going to be two to six more guys to get my back. If some guy broke the leg of anyone on my crew, he'd get the ass kicking of a life at the very least.

The point being, you don't disrespect those trying to maintain peace and order in an establishment that you want to have a good time at. Go, have a good time, but don't be a violent jerk-off.

what an idiot. over what?

You da man! :thumbsup

exactly what I was thinking :glugglug

At least ya helped :)

my thoughts exactly

I thought the exact same when i read the thread :helpme

Why the fuck would you help those fuckheads? Bouncers are just stupid fucks who were too dumb to make it into the police force. They most likely stole the guys mobile phone and here you are helping out the fuckheads. Way to go :321GFY

this you tufffffguy?

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maintain peace and order? mabye 10% of the time. most of the time the bouncers just want to look like hard asses. usually not at strip clubs though, im sure dr dre probably just hangs out with a bunch of losers.

Violence rocks!

I sure miss the stone-age

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dude total respect, i would have cracked him one probably outa reflex but even stil nice the way you handled your self and the situation....

RESPECT

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

that's one funny looking guy

1) It's Costa Rica. The cops make $210 per month. Would you want to risk your neck with a stranger for that ??

2) I don't think the cops are even armed most times here.

3) They saw I'm very friendly with the bouncers there.

What's so hard to believe now? :1orglaugh

We get a lot more benefits (way before this happened....like for the past 8 months or so!) than a beer :Graucho

Knowing Spanish is funny as hell because they talk down there thinking you don't know what they're saying.

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The guy ended up finding his cellphone in the end.....damn drunk :glugglug

Heh yeah....they always look very scared / shocked if they're laughing at a 'gringo' in Spanish, then you answer them in Spanish.

guy from road trip

you did good job:thumbsup

A warning from a part time bouncer, tread carefully.

The other bounces I know are more or less pretty cool individuals. Half of them are college students and either bodybuilders or powerlifters. The other half are just looking for a good job to have a good time at.

I know there are bouncers whose priority is to try to act like a big bad ass, but I've not come across many of those and they usually don't stay on the job very long.

Why did he do that? Because he was drunk and making problems and they tried to throw him out? What did he the bouncer do that he has a reason to break his leg?